About a week ago, I was sitting in my Anatomy class. The first thing I need to mention is that, for a class about Anatomy, it is one of the hardest classes. I don’t know jack shit about the human body hoặc some stuff like that. But, my teacher was a pretty cool guy. He would usually listen to blaring metal âm nhạc while we worked on our projects, gave a whole lot of free time, and, on occasions, would play acoustic đàn ghi ta, guitar to the students. One day, when we were being taught about joints and muscles. Now, this would just be like any ordinary day… if it wasn’t for the fact that our teacher had brought in a garbage bin full of chickens. Now, I had no idea what was going on until our teacher told me that we would be dissecting these chickens right now. I had already gotten used to dissecting back in middle school. But I dissected a frog. And a chicken is much bigger than a frog. So, the teacher handed gave a chicken for each group. And since I never have a partner in this class, I had to dissect my own chicken. So, I started bởi slicing open the back of the chicken. But for some crazy reason, my teacher thought that this would be a good time to start playing metal music. I mean, seriously man? Are bạn really going to make me cut open a chicken while listening to music. Well, yes, he was. And not only that, but I had to tear out the chickens spine, since it was in the way, while he was still playing music. So, I tore out the chickens spine, Mortal Kombat style, while my teacher kept playing loud metal that I haven’t heard before. Is he sure this won’t create at least one serial killer hoặc organ harvester? Oh, and goody, he also offered to let us take the organs trang chủ with us afterwards. I mean come on man. I just tore out a chickens spine, sliced him in half, and chopped off his limbs. I think taking his organs is taking it too far. So, yeah, if bạn guys hear about some grisly murder in Oxford, I think I will be able to tell that this killer took Anatomy
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Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK bạn (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the tiếp theo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
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Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
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