Foot To Da Face

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate câu hỏi still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French bánh mì nướng and bánh xèo, bánh kếp have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, hoặc Spanish toast, French bánh mì nướng is a được ưa chuộng morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often sữa hoặc cream.

The earliest...

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of tình yêu for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the ngôi sao Wars prequels were made around this time, bạn can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a người hâm mộ of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a người hâm mộ of Harry Potter… the sách anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great sách that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, bạn wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the tác giả states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Link: Okay, so, who is the tiếp theo helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the tiếp theo person on the danh sách is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think bạn should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't bạn help me? I need bạn to go and...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad bạn see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut bạn the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the tiếp theo island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but bạn have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? bạn mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, xin chào Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... xin chào Orca.
Orca: So, bạn want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for bạn to teach me a new di chuyển so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's quần lót says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few phút of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One ngày from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did bạn wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. bạn just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...

CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, hoặc simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead bởi him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

Now, if bạn know me, bạn know that I watch Abridged series. One of my các sở thích would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made bởi TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did bạn hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There bạn are, bạn fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... bạn hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill bạn all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally Mất tích his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...

Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to hiển thị bạn memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine hoặc Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a diễn đàn known as Something Awful, a user đã đăng a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The tiêu đề of the bức ảnh was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting thêm and thêm famous.
The...

How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving phút Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when bạn write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at bởi his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...

(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making bạn vomit, its making bạn fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. hoặc at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary hoặc spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...