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Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock video get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish video aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just so mysterious. Be it their motivations, their background, hoặc even their entire identity, these are the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten most mysterious video game characters. And what I consider to be a mysterious character may differ from what bạn consider to be one. If we have full information on who the person is, than that just ruins the mystery, doesn't it? That said, on with the list.

~#10~

Resident Evil... not a very subtle franchise when it comes to its writing. It can have very subtle moments, but in terms of subtle writing.... not so much. And when it comes to making plot twists, well, just look at the first game. There is a traitor amongst the S.T.A.R.S. team? Oh gee, I wonder who it could be. It couldn't be Albert, who wears shades in dimly lit areas and goes bởi himself completely and, biggest of all, still alive. But regardless, there is one character that Resident Evil keeps a mystery, even to this day.

#10: The Merchant from Resident Evil 4



Everything about The Merchant is just odd when bạn think about it. Being in a country far from home, and even further from help, with the only people not wanting to kill him being dead hoặc completely useless, Leon can find solace in just talking with The Merchant. A man who is always able to make it somewhere far before Leon arrives, with all of his wears with him. No matter where bạn are, The Merchant is never too far off. However, there are still some things about him. His accent clearly proves that he isn't a local in this area, yet the Ganados never attack him. Speaking of the Ganados, one thing that is noticeable about them is that, at a certain point in the game, their eyes start to glow a sinister red. And The Merchant, at that point of the game, also has the exact same glowing eyes. However, he still never attacks you. He just keeps doing business with you. And if bạn kill him, he always comes back, as if it never happened. Why do his eyes glow? Does he have the parasite in him as well? If so, why is he able to control it? Is he just as powerful as Lord Saddler when it comes to controlling the one inside of him? Is there multiple Merchants? And goddammit, why did they never bring him back? Seriously, if he was in RE6, it would be a slightly less worse game. Not better, just less worse.

~#9~

The Legend of Zelda games have a range of mystery. From the neat little surprises of Wind Waker and Ocarina of Time, to the many mysterious events of Twilight Princess to you're not even fucking trying anymore of Triforce Heroes. But I think Majora's Mask has the most mystery. While I could include the mask itself, there was a character that just interesting me thêm when it came to their end goals of the game.

#9: Happy Mask Salesman from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask



The Happy Mask Salesman never really goes bởi any other name than this, but that's the last thing you'll be thinking of. The Happy Mask Salesman did appear once in Ocarina of Time, but only for a sidequest and really had no big purpose of being there. However, for some reason, he was được trao a much greater role for Majora's Mask. And oh boy, it sure is something. From the start of the game, he already behaves in an odd manner, knowing of Link's dilema and wanting to help if he can get the mask back. But once Link gets the Ocarina back, and not the mask, the Happy Mask Salesman breaks the curse on Link and turns him back to his normal self, only to freak out at Link when he hears that he doesn't have the mask, going from rage, to sadness, to begging Link to get the mask back. The Happy Mask Salesman knows everything there is to know about Majora, from its creation to the tribe that made it to the power that it holds. But if the tribe that made it is long gone, how was he able to know. I'm willing to believe there were documentations of the tribe, but how did this lead him to finding the mask? And when Link does manage to give the mask to him after destroying Majora from within, the Happy Mask Salesman is almost disappointed to see that all of the power in it is now gone. With that, he leaves and fades away. Not disappear from sight, actually fades like a ghost. I want to say that this was just limitations with the N64, but no, he did this as well in the 3DS remake, which was much stronger hardware than before. So, clearly, him just fading was intentional. Is the Happy Mask Salesman a ghost, hoặc even human (Or Hylian, in this games case)? What is his relation to Majora? And how in the hell did he get a giant organ into the clocktower and make it disappear just as fast? Seriously, that one really baffles me.

~#8~

Team Fortress 2 is a pretty fun game, and the characters are all just as enjoyable. bạn have the cocky and obnoxious Scout, the insane Medic, the cool-headed Sniper, and the wonderful Spy. But while they are all fun, not much of them are mysterious. In fact, we know a bit of knowledge about plenty of them, especially thanks to the comics. But one of them, we have little knowledge of.

#8: The Pyro from Team Fortress 2



The Pyro is just as the time implies. It is a soldier that is best with a flamethrower and the occasional axe, burning its enemies alive once it has them trapped. But other than that, there is nothing that is known about The Pyro. Its name is a mystery, as well as its face hoặc even its gender. All it wants to do is kill its enemies with brutal means, leaving them to burn in the chaos that it has created. Even its own teammates are terrified of it, barely able to comprehend what kind of things go on inside the mind of The Pyro. Thankfully, in the Meet The Pyro trailer for the game, we were able to get a glimpse inside the mind of The Pyro. And it's not what you'd expect. it's a joyful world where The Pyro is just skipping across meadows with everyone being happy and joyful, playing a giant trumpet. What it sees, all the bloodshed and terror, is really just rainbows and kẹo canes to it. And it's actually kind of disturbing at how devolved from actual human thought The Pyro really is and is still capable of defeating its enemies with such cruelty. Aside from what we know what it sees, that is all the info we get on The Pyro, and I think that makes his thoughts a little thêm disturbing.

~#7~

(WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY: DUAL DESTINIES)

The Ace Attorney games are all about mystery. Always having to find the killer amongst a cast of idiots, assholes, and liars, and if you're lucky, you'll just run into one person who has an opinion and that's it. But the characters are always fleshed out, and always have their backstory, their full identity, what their yêu thích flavor of toothpaste is, all that, laid out before the trial is done. Except for one character, the main antagonist of the final trial of Dual Destinies.

#7: The Phantom from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies



The Phantom, unlike other contract killers in the franchise, is a person that is so devoid of any human thought hoặc emotions, that he has completely forgotten everything about himself. His name, his face, even the ability to feel emotions, all has been removed from him so that he can perform his work effectively. Being responsible for a bomb explosion in the court house just to destroy the one piece of damning evidence against him, as well as killing the childhood friend of Apollo, he takes up the identity of one of the major characters of the game to make sure that any evidence against him is removed completely. And that character is the main detective of the game bạn work with, Bobby Fulbright, a very emotional man who has a strong sense of justice, only for it to turn out to be nothing thêm than a fib to hide his true identity. As it turns out, Bobby was dead before the game even started, and The Phantom used this to hide himself in plain sight. The reason why he needed this moon rock was because his blood was on it after he was được trao a job to sabotage the stations launch, and after being caught bởi Athena's mother, he killed her, but not before being injured and leaving traces of blood on the rock. And from then on, a multitude of plot twists involving The Phantom unfold from being the one to frame Blackquill, the one who blew up the court at the start of the game, and other such things. But after being found out to be watched bởi a sniper from thêm hired assassins, he finally does hiển thị one human emotion: Fear.

~#6~

Another Valve game on the list, and knowing the one mysterious character that they have created, bạn can bet that this won't be the last one. While Portal has a lot of smart, witty humor, it can still be a relatively creepy game at times, and one of the thêm uncanny things about the game are the many writings that bạn will inevitably find in this game.

#6: Doug Rattmann A.K.A Ratman



Despite having a comic detailing his life before the events of Portal, Ratman still manages to be a very odd and mysterious character. A man who once worked at Aperture Science, he could already see that GLaDOS was a very dangerous creation that would only lead to something worse, but was unable to do anything but prepare for the worst. Once the ngày arrived where GLaDOS released neurotoxins throughout the labs, Ratman was able to survive and, using tunnels that connected places around the testing lab, he was able to have Chell be the first test subject in the hopes that she could stop GLaDOS. bởi the events of Portal 2, Ratman is in a sort of chronogenic sleep after being shot bởi the turrets. Whether he survived hoặc not is still a mystery, as is to be expected with someone such as Ratman. Being a delusional man, he is clearly suffering from the after effects of GLaDOS' attack, and though bạn are never able to meet hoặc even see him yourself, bạn can find traces of him clearly being here. He leaves graffiti on the walls of the labs to warn Chell that GLaDOS is a dangerous machine, even creating the được ưa chuộng quote that took a long time for the internet to shut up about, as well as empty cans of food, and in one moment, bạn can actually hear him talking to himself just behind the walls. We may never know the fate of Ratman, but I think that adds to the mystery. So Valve, bạn keep doing what bạn do. bởi that, I mean just keep making money of Steam and never make a new game ever again.

~#5~

The world of Fallout is full of mystery and intrigue. From the bizarre creatures that were formed from either radiation hoặc experimentation, to the areas bạn find that have been warped due to nuclear warfare. But one staple that always remains true is the one character, one who is clearly important to some characters, and thêm than just an upgrade item. I mean, this guy has Mysterious in his name.

#5: Mysterious Stranger from Fallout



In every single Fallout game, the Mysterious Stranger always makes an appearance. From the first two games, he has a completely different appearance bởi the one we see in the modern ones. He wears a black suit like a raider and depending on what gender bạn choose, he could either be a man hoặc a woman. But, bởi Fallout 3, he was a male bởi default. From there, things start to get interesting. The Mysterious Stranger shows up at ngẫu nhiên with a đàn ghi ta, guitar rift whenever bạn are in a fight and can kill enemies in one hit guaranteed. No matter what it is bạn are against, they will die in one single hit. But once he is done, he is gone without a trace and bạn won't be able to see him again until bạn get into another fight at random. He could just be considered a nothing character that should be ignored, but because other Fallout characters know of his existence, it becomes a lot harder to ignore. In New Vegas, the character, The Lonesome Drifter, says that he is looking for his father, who became "mysterious" at one point and that he was like a "stranger". If bạn convince him to work at the Tops Casino, he may give bạn a gun as a reward, called the Mysterious Magnum, which plays a đàn ghi ta, guitar rift, the same one that bạn hear from the Mysterious Stranger. In Fallout 4, the character Nick Valentine is looking for the Mysterious Stranger, suspecting him to be a crazed killer. If bạn have Nick in your party and the Mysterious Stranger appear, Nick will freak out and try to catch him. Other than this, nothing else is known about him. If the Lonesome Drifter and Nick Valentine didn't talk about him, the Mysterious Stranger would just be a throwaway character, but because of this, it makes him a bit thêm interesting than just a ngẫu nhiên skill perk.

~#4~

Fighting games don't usually work well with having nghề viết văn in them. For a fighting game to work, bạn need the gameplay and the fighting to be fun. Sure, bạn could get some fun and amazing characters in there, but I don't think that there is room for mysterious characters in fighting games. Well, bạn know, until đường phố, street Fighter: Third Strike came along and proved people wrong.

#4: Q from đường phố, street Fighter 3: Third Strike



Q is a very interesting case for this list, in which, since this is his only appearance and there is little info on him, I have very little to talk about. Which I guess works in his favor as a mysterious character. Q is a man who is a mystery in every single way. His name, his gender, his motivation. Hell, được trao that he moves in a very mechanical way when he fights, it isn't even sure if he is human hoặc not. And if that wasn't enough, considering that he is always able to be at different parts of the world in such a short amount of time, it may be possible that there is thêm than one Q. Because of this, and because he is always near disasters, the CIA are hunting him down, yet he is always one step ahead of them, and is never caught bởi them. His behavior is also a mystery. He doesn't seem to have one set emotion at any được trao moment. One moment, he could be sympathizing with his opponent and feeling sorry for them, and the tiếp theo opponent, he's stomping on their face as a victory pose. He also speaks very rarely, and only as thoughts in his head, and they are always one word sentences, never really meaning much. Q really is a mysterious figure. According to Capcom, he is currently under investigation bởi C. Viper. It is unknown if Q will make a return, and as of the time of this article, we know nothing about him. bởi I am holding out hope that Q will return one day. Seeing him come back will make me real happy.

~#3~

(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION)

With a world as big as Red Dead Redemption, bạn are bound to find somethings that make bạn curious. There were millions of theories going on about what could be found in this game back in the day. From having ma sói to having ghost people to even a dinosaur in the desert, so much mysteries went about. And there was nothing thêm mysterious than one optional side quest called, "I Know You".

#3: The Strange Man from Red Dead Redemption



Another character with very little information on him, and all the thêm mysterious. Unlike Q, the Strange Man is not only lacking in any information on his name hoặc motives, but he also has complete knowledge on who John Marston is, even knowing his past self from when he was a member of Dutch's Gang. He asks John to help him with some tasks, such as asking him to help a friend who is planning on cheating on his wife, and either choosing to convince him not to hoặc encourage him to. The một giây task has John go see Mother Superior, a nun in Mexico, to donate money to her to help her church. After that, when John heads to the northern area of the game, he will meet the Strange Man for the third and final time, and they meet at the spot where John Marston will be buried at the end of the game, which the Strange Man says is a nice spot. He tells John Marston that he is accountant, "of some sort" and when John Marston damns him, he tells him that "many have". After that, John shoots him three times, yet the bullets do nothing to harm him and with that, he disappears, never to be seen again. And it's at this point when clearly there is thêm to this than something else. How does the Strange Man know so much about John and how is he suddenly immune to bullets? Some speculate that he is God, the Devil, hoặc even Death. Despite these theories, Rockstar has not được trao a clear answer on who the Strange Man is. And I think that works well in this characters favor.

~#2~

Half-Life is a game that is filled with some mystery. The multitude of alien races, the invasion of earth, and just the whole underlying feeling of it. bạn really do start to câu hỏi the world around bạn in the entire franch- It's G-Man, so why should I stall any longer?

#2: G-Man from Half-Life



G-Man is a very interesting case amongst mysterious video game characters. When he's not terrorizing the world of Garry's Mod videos, he can be seen from any point in the game, watching Freeman's progress through an alien invested world, with otherworldly beings and soldiers ready to kill him at any second. And through the entire warfare, G-Man is just watching from a distance before he fixes his tie and moves on. But it's at the end of the first game where even thêm các câu hỏi start to arise. After defeating the final boss, G-Man tells Freeman that the world has fallen to total shit and that he may as well tham gia G-Man in making sure that things don't get worse. Once that is done, G-Man starts to hiển thị off how much power he really does have. He is able to appear at any place at the snap of a finger, can travel dimensions to meet with one person and one person only, and can even freeze time with everyone locked into place as he moves around like it's nothing. All that is known about G-Man is, despite his appearance, he is clearly not human. That and how he speaks just make him appear far less human. He speaks English, yet how he does so makes him appear like he is struggling to get words out, like he can't comprehend human language. The other information that is known is that he is working for someone else, a "benefactor" as he calls them. Who is this? In fact, who is G-Man? Is he an alien, like the many others that bạn find, but just on a different plane? hoặc is he something completely different? Considering that Half-Life 3 is nothing but a dream, we may never know.

~#1~

(WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR YUME NIKKI)

This one is a little harder to describe. So, I won't even give a detailed starting description. Just.... go with it.

#1: Madotsuki from Yume Nikki



It's really hard to describe what kind of a character she is. Despite having all of the information laid out to us in subtle detail throughout the game, it's hard to describe who exactly Madotsuki is. All we know is that Madotsuki is a hikikomori, a shut-in, who keeps a dream journal to remember the bizarre dreams she has. She refuses to leave her apartment, and all bạn can do is go to sleep, and enter the bizarre world of dreams from there. Once inside, the game suddenly becomes a much thêm interesting experience. Everything that bạn see in the dream world of Yume Nikki, all relate to Yume Nikki in some way. But what they relate to, that really all depends on what the player sees. Some creatures could be her deep depression that she tries to mask. Another creature could be a friend of hers that is long dead. One creature could be the image of her total isolation from the world. Another character can be the manifestation of a horrible tragedy, like a rape. And in the end of the game, do bạn have any answers? No. What we have is Madotsuki walking out to her balcony and jumping off of it to her death. bạn are only left with thêm các câu hỏi than các câu trả lời bởi the end of the game. bạn have all the pieces here to help bạn understand her character, and yet with each piece bạn have, all bạn can do is ask yourself what this is and how it relates to Madotsuki. Even the games creator, Kikiyama, is very secretive. Very little is known about this person, just like very little is known about Madotsuki, so I assure bạn that bạn won't be getting any các câu trả lời out of the games creator. It only causes bạn to câu hỏi her character even more. And I think that is the uncanny beauty that Yume Nikki brings.
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(This bài viết contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. bạn have been warned)


There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us thêm than anything that a game hoặc a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with bạn another...
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When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of bạn who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...
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Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve đã đưa ý kiến before that I known Zombie thêm for his phim chiếu rạp rather than his music, and this is one of the phim chiếu rạp I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… hoặc it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...
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Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at ngẫu nhiên and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out bởi the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film bởi horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.



Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm đường phố, street follows the small...
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SEASON 1 Episode 10:

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't bạn remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a năm hoặc two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought bạn were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword:...
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100: Repo! The Genetic Opera



99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness



89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho



79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
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(Link to the first episode will be in the các bình luận section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the tiếp theo exciting episode of my new gần đây hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the tiếp theo one a bit early. :D I hope bạn enjoy the tiếp theo episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the năm 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even thêm powerful than ever. bạn see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...
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~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven hoặc Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately bởi either an Angel hoặc a demon, and that it is also trang chủ to the Seven...
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Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Công chúa tóc xù while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, bạn can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell bạn all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, hoặc Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

 Boulders
Boulders


#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
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Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has thêm on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released bởi someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they đã đưa ý kiến my name again. Man, I am real được ưa chuộng today.
Rebecca:...
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Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but thêm of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...
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Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of hoặc not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This người hâm mộ fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written bởi a first grader. In fact, I should just hiển thị you...
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It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture bởi picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn phim hoạt hình for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my yêu thích fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...
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~Part 1: Blue Moon~

(A silent night, snow falling from the sky, as a man walked down an alleyway. There was no sound. Nothing but the noises of someone running and panting, almost screaming. The running stopped, but the screaming was only thêm frequent, as the mysterious man at the end of the alley walked into the frame, blocking path. In his hand, a tommy gun, with a drum at the side, held in his right hand, before lifting it into both hands. The figure screamed and panicked, trying to find an escape, but to no avail. It was only when the gun was fired did any light shine on the figure. A dirty,...
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Narrator: Are bạn looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got thêm suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, hoặc two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got thêm action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, hoặc you’re đít, mông, ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! hoặc don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)

AJ: (shortly after kissing him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would bạn Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the bia still on the lamp bàn tiếp theo to we're their sitting)

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter....
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Nate: (In car with Chris)
Chris: Are bạn sure its a zombie outbreak
Nate: Chris, take a look outside (Points at person getting eaten bởi zombie) How do bạn explain that
Chris: Well, this is New York. Lots of crazy crap happens. Maybe he's a drug pusher
Nate: CHRIS
Chris: Okay, okay, so it is a zombie outbreak. But, how am I supposed to deal with that. Zombie's are not normal
Nate: Oh, they are now
Chris: Where are we going anyway
Nate: Well, first, we need to get Emma
Chris: bạn mean that annoying chó cái, bitch with her breasts being the only thing good about her
Nate: Chris, just shut up before I kick bạn out...
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When I đã đưa ý kiến I was going to review No thêm Giải cứu thế giới 2, I meant it. When I discussed the trước đó game, I did mention that I may hoặc may not review it. I đã đưa ý kiến that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No thêm Giải cứu thế giới seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No thêm Giải cứu thế giới 2: Desperate Struggle.



~Story~

Now, bạn all know that I tình yêu the first No thêm Heroes...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone. And welcome to Hidden Gems, where we take a look at games that have fallen into obscurity that no one has heard of, and see if those games deserved to be forgotten of it they should be thêm well known. And for the first episode of Hidden Gems, I want to talk about one of the best and most beloved obscure games out there. We all known Ubisoft for making games such as Assassin’s Creed, Far Cry, and a bunch of very buggy and untested games. But when less được ưa chuộng games, they seem to be less buggy and thêm fun, such as games like No thêm Heroes, Red Steel, and today’s game,...
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