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Song: link

Sean: This song has not been played in a long time.
Andrew: It's great to hear it again.

Stop the song and play this: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they di chuyển forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Andrew: Ugh.
Sean: I thought we would not hear this song again.
Mr. Wright: Unfortunately, I couldn't get rid of him. I'm Mr. Wright from Trainz and I'm your host tonight. Our một giây half of the hiển thị is startin' now.

Theme Song: link

The Island Of Sodor, 1976

It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction

The Great Race

Starring Thomas The Tank Engine (As if the earlier part of the credits didn't give that away)
Henry
Gordon
con vịt, vịt
Samson
Emily
And many others

Henry: *Crosses Vicarstown Bridge, and enters mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting bởi three pick up trucks built bởi Ford, and GMC*
Henry: *Stops at the station*

The song fades away as Henry begins the conversation

Henry: xin chào guys, sorry I'm late.
Pug: Would bạn mind telling us why you're late?
Henry: Bad track conditions. A train got derailed, and blocked my path. To make matters worse, Harold the helicopter.. Oh never mind, bạn wouldn't believe me.
Jinty: Rubbish. What happened?
Henry: He ran out of fuel, and blocked thêm parts of the line.
Pug: You're right, I don't believe you.
Henry: I knew it. Well, I better get going, and let bạn two shunt these freight cars after they get unloaded. I'm supposed to double head a freight train with a new engine named Samson.
Pug: How long has this Samson character been working on your line Henry?
Henry: No thêm then a couple of months. I remember he arrived sometime after the giáng sinh of 1975, but before last February. I'll ask him when he came to Sodor. *Leaves*

Speaking of Samson, he was shunting twenty coal cars for Donald & Douglas to pull. He was being careless though, and shunted the cars too fast.

Samson: *Bangs the coal cars into Donald & Douglas*
Donald: *Sees coal dust go over him, and Douglas* Losh sakes!
Douglas: Our beautiful blue coats of paint, ruined!
Samson: *Feeling silly* Sorry bạn two.
Donald: hiển thị off yer speed to Gordon bạn reckless tank engine. *Pulls coal cars with Douglas*
Douglas: If only con vịt, vịt wasn't so busy running his branchline with Oliver. He knows everything about... Everything.
Samson: He does not! That's my job!

The freight cars heard what Donald, and Douglas said. They agreed with the Scottish twins, and decided to tease Samson.

Freight Car 35: At least he's not afraid to admit whenever he's made a mistake.
Freight Car 28: At least he doesn't get coaches, and freight cars mixed up.
Samson: *Angry* Shut up! *Bangs the freight cars, then puffs away*
Henry: *Arrives at the yards* xin chào Samson-
Samson: No. *Leaves the yards*
Henry: What's the matter with him?

After Samson left the yards, he heard Thomas, and Gordon debating on who was the fastest.

Thomas: I can go really fast uphill.
Gordon: Only because bạn have those light out of ngày coaches, Annie, and Clarabel. If bạn had express coaches like me, bạn would never go fast at all.
Samson: But I could.
Gordon: Pfft, rubbish. No engine is as strong as me. Especially tank engines.
Samson: I'll prove bạn wrong. I am faster, and stronger then both of bạn combined.
Thomas: But we're talking about speed.
Gordon: bạn can't get that without power.
Henry: *Arrives* Samson-
Samson: Not now, this is an important conversation. I must prove my points, and hiển thị Thomas, and Gordon that what I'm saying is true.
Thomas: But, all bạn đã đưa ý kiến was that bạn were faster, and stronger then me, and Gordon combined.
Samson: Exactly. bạn two will never stand a chance against me.
Henry: Not if I have anything to say about it, but first we gotta pull a freight train together. *Couples up to Samson, and pulls him away*
Samson: No! Leave me alone! I must be a part of this argument!
Thomas: Bye Samson.
Gordon: Bye Samson.
Thomas: Don't come back until bạn finish your work.

Thomas, and Gordon continued on with their work, but they started arguing again at the sheds.

Thomas: I'm the fastest. Everyone knows that.
Gordon: No they don't.
Thomas: Yes they do.
Gordon: No they don't!
Thomas: Yes they do!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Arrives* What's with all the shouting?
Thomas: Gordon thinks he's faster then me.
Gordon: It is true.
Sir Tophamm Hat: I think a race is in order. I'll make the preparations, and bạn two can have your race tiếp theo week.
Thomas: tiếp theo week?!
Gordon: Sir, that'll take too long.
Sir Tophamm Hat: You'll have to be patient. I'll see if others would like to race as well. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go play golf.
Gordon: At 9 PM?
Thomas: And since when did bạn start playing golf?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Just now. *Walks away*

Sir Tophamm Hat put posters around Sodor about the race Thomas, and Gordon were about to have. thêm engines wanted to tham gia in which made Thomas, and Gordon cross.

Thomas: Clearly none of those other engines will win. It should just be the two of us.
Gordon: That's pretty much the entire point of this race. Me, versus you.
Thomas: It's supposed to be the two of us.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Arrives* It's supposed to be fun no matter who is racing. If bạn don't want to participate with the other engines, I'll gladly remove bạn from the race.
Gordon: No!
Thomas: We're okay with the other engines.
Sir Tophamm Hat: That's thêm like it. Now I want bạn two to pull freight trains from here to Maron station.
Gordon: Freight trains?!?! bạn know I hate that job.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Too bad. Do as I say, hoặc bạn will be removed from the race.
Gordon: *Puffs away* No matter what happens, Sir Tophamm Hat will threaten to remove me from the race .
Thomas: I guess he's just doing that to make bạn a really useful engine.
Gordon: I'm already useful pulling the express. I don't need to pull freight trains.

When they got to the trainyard, they saw a very long train, forty freight cars long.

Gordon: Who is pulling that train?
Thomas: *Sees the engine* It must be a new engine.

The new engine was at Maron station when Thomas, and Gordon got there.

Thomas: Whoa. You're really huge.
Sam: And because of that, I am very powerful. My name is Sam. And bạn two are?
Thomas: I'm Thomas.
Gordon: And I'm Gordon.
Sam: I heard there's going to be a race later tiếp theo Friday. I am going to take part in it.
Thomas: I bet you're really fast.
Gordon: Not as fast as me. I am the fastest engine on Sodor.
Thomas: No. I am.
Sam: We'll see who's the fastest in the race. *Pulls his train out of the station*
Station Master: Okay Thomas, and Gordon. bạn may run your branchline, and pull your express.
Thomas: Thank you.
Gordon: It's about time.

They left their freight cars to be unloaded, and cheerfully went to do their tiếp theo job.

While Thomas was running his branchline, he saw Percy with a sad face.

Thomas: *Stops at a station* What's the matter Percy?
Percy: There's a disease going around Sodor called Brandonitis.
Thomas: What's that?
Percy: It's a disease that makes bạn speak in a southern accent, just like how Michael Brandon would speak in a southern accent, if he was providing the voices for most of the characters.
Thomas: Oh yeah, I remember that.
Percy: So far, the only engine that got it is Emily. Thankfully, it's not contagious, and it's very difficult to get.
Thomas: How do bạn get Brandonitis?
Percy: If your wheels can't get any grip for ten giây nonstop.
Thomas: Well, we don't have to worry about that. All we gotta do, is make sure our wheels don't slip ten giây nonstop. *Puffs away*

Days later, the great ngày came where the engines would race from Knapford Station to Vicarstown. The engines participating in the race were Thomas, Gordon, Emily, Sam, Connor, Caitlyn, and Duck.

Thomas: I'm surprised Spencer isn't here.
Sir Tophamm Hat: He is busy on the mainland. And now.. *Grabs a gun*
Passenger: LOOK OUT, HE HAS A GUN!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Wait a minute, wait a minute! The bullets are blanks. I will ngọn lửa, chữa cháy one off to signal the start of the race. Ready?
Engines: Yes sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: 3, 2, 1. *Points gun at the ceilling, and fires a bullet*
Engines: *Take off to race*
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Looks at the ceilling* Hm, I could've sworn I put in blanks. Oh well.

Vicarstown was very far from Knapford. The engines had to go as fast as they could. So far, the positions are.

1st - Thomas
2nd - con vịt, vịt
3rd - Sam
4th - Caitlyn
5th - Connor
6th - Gordon
Last place - Emily.

Thomas was going very fast. Sam, Connor, and Caitlyn were right behind him.

Duck: *Passing Caitlyn* See bạn at the finish line!
Caitlyn: Yeah, after I pass you. *Passing Duck*
Emily: *Far behind everyone else, and sighs* First, I get a disease that makes me talk in a southern accent, and now I'm in last place. Things ain't going well for me.
Connor: *Trying to pass Sam* This engine is so big, I don't think I can pass him.
Sam: You're doing good Thomas.
Thomas: Thanks Sam.

A sharp turn was coming up ahead. The engines had to make sure they weren't going too fast. The only engine that didn't put his brakes on was Gordon. As he flew off the tracks, everyone passed him.

Emily: Yay, I ain't in last anymore.
Gordon: Ohh, the indignity!
Duck: Gordon's đồi núi, hill is coming up soon.
Caitlyn: Too bad Gordon won't be able to be with us as we go up.
Thomas: *The first one to go up Gordon's Hill* I'm far ahead of everyone else. I must be really fast.

Thomas was going so fast, that he went airborne at the top.

Thomas: Bust my buffers! *Lands on the rails* Hey, not a single wheel is derailed. I'm okay.
Sam: *Goes over Gordon's đồi núi, hill with Duck, Connor, and Caitlyn behind him*
Emily: *Slowly going up Gordon's Hill* Why does this đồi núi, hill have to be so steep? I'm strugglin', and I ain't even pulling anything. This is embarrassing. *Gets to the top* Finally. *Coasts down the hill*
Thomas: *Going 200 miles an hour* I'm glad I had those chemicals spill into my system two years ago. If that didn't happen, I would never be able to go this fast. *Passes Maron Station* And it's a good thing that this track stays straight. *Sees a curve in front of him* FOR A LONG TIME!! *Slows down. He leans to left as he goes fast on the curve going right. He doesn't derail, and stops leaning as he gets off the curve*

The other engines passed Maron station after Thomas did. So far, the positions are.

1st - Thomas
2nd - Sam
3rd - Connor
4th - Caitlyn
5th - con vịt, vịt
Last place - Emily.

Vicarstown was not far for the engines. They had travelled far at high speeds, and were now getting closer to the end of their race.

Thomas: *Gets to Vicarstown first* Yes! I won!
Sam: *Arrives second* Good race.
Caitlyn: *Passes Connor, and gets third* Yes it was indeed.
Connor: I should've gotten third.
Duck: *Arrives* Well, at least bạn beat me.
Emily: *Arrives last, and cries about it*
Thomas: Come on Emily. bạn cry about everything nowadays. Stop it.
Emily: *Stops crying* I wanted first place!
Duck: Too bad. Thomas got first.
Samson: *Arrives, and is very angry* What?! bạn raced without me! I demand bạn start another race, and I will be a part of it.
Thomas: No thanks Samson. We're tired.
Samson: I want to race bạn guys.
Thomas: No.
Samson: I want to race bạn guys.
Thomas: No.
Samson: I want to race bạn guys.
Thomas: No.
Samson: I want to race bạn guys.
Thomas: No.
Samson: Why can't I race you?!!?
Thomas: Because, the race is already over. Go be wrong about stuff somewhere else.
Samson: *Puffs away* I hate getting stuff wrong.
Emily: *Leaves with Samson*

The End

Mr. Wright: Is he gone? Is Tom Foolery done dancing with his friends?

Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they di chuyển forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Mr. Wright: *Moves his megaphone up, hitting the hàng đầu, đầu trang of it on purpose three times* At least this is almost over.
Hawkeye: You're wrong. It is over.
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack in Sweet táo, apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...
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Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If bạn say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck bạn Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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Songs. What can be đã đưa ý kiến about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to hiển thị bạn all the hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Source: me
Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will bạn stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, bạn better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No bạn won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see bạn again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, bạn creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag bạn around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the tiếp theo helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the tiếp theo person on the danh sách is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think bạn should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't bạn help me? I need bạn to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad bạn see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut bạn the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the tiếp theo island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but bạn have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when bạn think of violent video games, where bạn kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, hoặc Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where bạn don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where bạn go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme hoặc reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that bạn play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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So, there are people out there who prefer anime over western hoạt hình and there are people who prefer western hoạt hình over anime. Me, personally, well, if bạn asked me at the age of seven, I would have đã đưa ý kiến western. But, được trao the shit we see today, I think its obvious that anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, hoặc Avatar: The Last Airbender, but bạn know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying trái cam, màu da cam TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an anime that has the western style animation. That hiển thị would be the...
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Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One ngày from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did bạn wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. bạn just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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added by windwakerguy430
Source: me
Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did bạn send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link bởi using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and bạn fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't bạn just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my yêu thích shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be đã đưa ý kiến about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope bạn all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the hiển thị started in October 2010. MLP was created bởi Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters trang chủ for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this hiển thị is amazing. Of course, the...
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 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are bạn done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this bạn are saying
Joe:...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: bạn mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to tham gia their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend cầu vồng Dash. They...
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Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things bạn don’t care about, because bạn only came for a review. Well, a review is what bạn are going to get. So, let me introduce bạn to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one anime called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an anime bởi Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere nghề viết văn it the other way.



Joe: bạn screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., bạn đã đưa ý kiến that several times now..

Joe: bạn killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would bạn want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are bạn serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are bạn braindead hoặc something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would bạn want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE bạn KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill bạn straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the căn nguyên, cái nôi and the silver spoon"