bạn know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a danh sách of the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten best. So, the rules for this danh sách are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that đã đưa ý kiến and done, let us start the list
#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean… this piece of clothing a very revealing, don’t bạn think? Oh well, Princess Daphne is a princess tuck in a bubble that awaits a knight (That knight being dao giết người, dirk the Daring) to save her from the dragon so she could marry him. First off, how did she get kidnapped, and secondly, she’s in a bubble. Just pop the damn thing. So, bạn may be thinking, if she is kinda useless, why is she on the danh sách at all. And to you, I say Don Bluth. Yep, the same man that brought us Secret of Nimh and Land Before Time brought us incredibly revealing blonde useless princess. And if that reason isn’t good enough for bạn people, than…. revealing dress for all the perverts out there. That’s it, that’s my reason. tiếp theo entry
#9: Princess Plump from Fat Princess
God, this game is so mean, that even the tiêu đề hates the princess. But for someone who eats so much cake, she probably doesn’t care anymore how fat she gets. Princess Plump is a princess who is always in need of getting back to her castle, and bạn need to get her there. However, that’s easier đã đưa ý kiến than done, as Princess Plump will always go out of her way to go and devour whatever cake she can find along the way. With each piece of cake she eats, she gets fatter and fatter, as well as heavier, making it slower for her to get back to her castle. And if bạn think that’s bad, wait until bạn have to fight off swarms of enemies badly wanting to steal her. It’s bad enough bạn got to defend a walking piece of Inflation characters that looks like it was taken from DeviantArt, but now bạn gotta fight off enemies. Oh well, at least she was okay in Playstation All Stars…. I think… I don’t know, I never played it. Also, Princess Plump is voiced bởi Tara Strong… Best damn character of all time instantly.
#8: Princess from Braid (SPOILERS)
Though she doesn’t have a name, she has a lot to do with the story. Throughout the game, bạn are told that the Princess was taken bởi an evil monster, and that Tim says that “he has done something terrible”, so, throughout the game, bạn solve dozens of puzzles in hopes of saving the Princess. At the end of the game, bạn finally do find the Princess, and bạn follow her, who makes it seem as though bạn are working with her to help solve puzzles and traps in order to escape. However, this entire scene was only played in reverse. When it goes phía trước, chuyển tiếp in time, it shows the player that the entire time, the Princess was activating traps for Tim to stop him until she is saved from a knight, revealing that Tim was, in fact, the monster all along. That is some deep stuff. Then again, this is Braid we’re talking about
#7: Witch Princess from Harvest Moon
Goddamn it, it’s one of those tsundere princesses. Although she isn’t… AS BAD as some tsunderes, so there’s that. At the beginning of the game, the Witch Princess casts a spell on the Harvest Goddess, turning her into stone bởi accident. Though she did, she still feels that it isn’t her fault. However, somehow, the protagonist of the game manages to get involved in her problems, and now has to help her fix it. Other than that, she will also gladly appreciate it if bạn do minor things, as she is a mischievous and rude girl. She likes it when bạn drop things on the ground, throw away food… give people poisonous mushrooms…. and kill your pets… Well, this got freaking dark. However, bạn are also able to actually marry the Witch Princess like any other girl in this game…. just give her 10,000 gifts in total… I wish I was kidding
#6: Princess đào from Super Mario Bros.
Yes, I know she’s iconic and in the most được ưa chuộng video game franchise ever, but được ưa chuộng isn’t always good. Hitler’s popular, but is he good? No. (Did I really compare a Nintendo princess to a fascist dictator?) The reason she is not in the hàng đầu, đầu trang five is because all she does in the main series is get kidnapped… Again…. and again…. and again…. and every single ngày until she dies. Occasionally she drives a car and knocks a quần vợt ball around… but that’s about it… UNTIL LATER! Soon, đào became very useful in games like Super Paper Mario, where she tried to intimidate Francis after he steal Tippi. And in her own spin-off game, Super Princess Peach, a game where both Mario and Luigi are kidnapped, đào goes to save them… with hormones. I could make a period joke, but that would be pushing the PG-13 limits. Princess Peach. Useless in the main series, but awesome in the spin-offs.
#5: Ashe from Final fantaisie XII
Oh boy, here we go with the controversy. Ashe was once a princess of Dalmasca, before she left after the ridicule she had received from the people. Now, she wishes to restore her family name for her people. Though not the best character in Final fantaisie XII, she is still tolerable. She is a fierce and proud young girl, loyal to her team. However, she still manages to be rather childish at times, as she does have some memories of her childhood. And unlike most royal members, she tries to avoid such things, as she believes that she will be corrupted bởi such things and turn her away from her pure hearted self, which honestly makes her such a wonderful character. Yeah, I know, she is no Balthier, my personal yêu thích FFXIII character, but, hey, at least she isn’t Vaan (Oh, damn. That was a worse burn than the Great ngọn lửa, chữa cháy of Rome).
#4: Kitana from Mortal Kombat
Finally. A princess who can take care of herself. Kitana is over a 10,000 years old, but that is considered young in the realm of Edenia. I’d hate to see how many years bạn have to be to be considered an old man. Anyway, she is the stepfather of Shao Kahn, who soon became her enemy, as she did what she could to save the realm of Edenia, even making a small army in Outworld. Oh, and she had some tình yêu interest with Liu Kang, I don’t know. I only saw that happen in Mortal Kombat 9, and I câu hỏi why a princess would tình yêu whiny Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 9. Kitana usually fights with battle fans, which are covered with blades she uses bởi either swinging, throwing, hoặc creating gusts of winds to immobilize her enemies, just to name a few tactics. Also, she was used to created Melinna, which is known for those… goddamn terrifying pair of teeth. And this is why we never make clones of any character. Because bạn make…. THAT!
#3: Sun Lian from Jade Empire (SPOILERS)
Oh, another princess who can take care of herself. We’re on a role. Sun Lian is not like your typical princess (Obviously). She is actually Silk Fox, the woman in the black vail bạn met before in the game. Silk cáo, fox is seen as a mysterious young and beautiful woman who seems to be able to fight as good as bạn do, and nearly does try to kill bạn after she mistakes bạn for an attack on your trang chủ town. After bạn beat her, she does apologize and does what she can to help you, bởi helping bạn find Master Li, and get bạn a flyer to get across the world easier. She is also one of the best fighters in the game, allowing for a lot of perfect combos and help in battles. And the craziest part is that bạn can actually ngày her. In this game, as a guy, bạn can ngày two girls. Your childhood friend, Dawn Star, hoặc Sun Lian. Or, if you're a real pervert, bạn can have, as the Wiki describes, a menage a trois… I wish I made that up. That’s actually in the game
#2: Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda
bạn all knew she’d be on this list. bạn all knew that this is my yêu thích franchise. Zelda is easily the best Nintendo princess. Better than anything Mario can produce. Zelda is a peaceful and pure hearted princess, who believes in the protection and care for Hyrule and it’s people, which is easier đã đưa ý kiến than done, seeing as how it is the trang chủ to evil green skinned wizards, evil masks, a giant sea monster, a masked… thing, and a black guy with flaming hair. She is also able to take care of herself thêm than any Nintendo princess can. She can either be a ninja named Sheik who can teach Link different songs and hide from Ganondorf for seven years, hoặc she can be a young pirate captain who bosses around men double her size. She can be giant knight who fights foes for Link, hoặc just be herself and kick đít, mông, ass that way. It doesn’t matter which version of Zelda it is. She is amazing in any version
#1: Princess Nadia/Marle from Chrono Trigger (SPOILERS)
If I couldn’t choose Zelda, than I would just have to choose someone who was just as awesome, if not even thêm awesome. Princess Nadia goes bởi the name Marle in order to hide her true name from everyone so she can just be a normal girl living her usual life. As a princess, her mother died when she was a little girl, and her father had become much thêm đắng, cay đắng since her death. This soon sparked some problems between Marle and her father, soon leading to the King rejecting her as his daughter and Marle down right despising him, which this is only shown in Marle’s side quest. Though Marle may have problems with her father, she still believes in helping him, and trying to make him happy again. And not only is she helpful towards her father, she is a really good party member to have. Sure, her physical attacks aren’t too good, but her magic attacks are incredible, and her healing is definitely nothing to scoff at either. And I easily prefer Marle’s side mission over anyone else's. Yes, moreover Robo’s, moreover Magus’s, moreover the damn tree, which I thought was the best until I played through this one. It is just that incredible, and so is Marle.
Well, there bạn have it. Did bạn enjoy the list? Tell me what bạn thought of it. With that said, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time.
#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean… this piece of clothing a very revealing, don’t bạn think? Oh well, Princess Daphne is a princess tuck in a bubble that awaits a knight (That knight being dao giết người, dirk the Daring) to save her from the dragon so she could marry him. First off, how did she get kidnapped, and secondly, she’s in a bubble. Just pop the damn thing. So, bạn may be thinking, if she is kinda useless, why is she on the danh sách at all. And to you, I say Don Bluth. Yep, the same man that brought us Secret of Nimh and Land Before Time brought us incredibly revealing blonde useless princess. And if that reason isn’t good enough for bạn people, than…. revealing dress for all the perverts out there. That’s it, that’s my reason. tiếp theo entry
#9: Princess Plump from Fat Princess
God, this game is so mean, that even the tiêu đề hates the princess. But for someone who eats so much cake, she probably doesn’t care anymore how fat she gets. Princess Plump is a princess who is always in need of getting back to her castle, and bạn need to get her there. However, that’s easier đã đưa ý kiến than done, as Princess Plump will always go out of her way to go and devour whatever cake she can find along the way. With each piece of cake she eats, she gets fatter and fatter, as well as heavier, making it slower for her to get back to her castle. And if bạn think that’s bad, wait until bạn have to fight off swarms of enemies badly wanting to steal her. It’s bad enough bạn got to defend a walking piece of Inflation characters that looks like it was taken from DeviantArt, but now bạn gotta fight off enemies. Oh well, at least she was okay in Playstation All Stars…. I think… I don’t know, I never played it. Also, Princess Plump is voiced bởi Tara Strong… Best damn character of all time instantly.
#8: Princess from Braid (SPOILERS)
Though she doesn’t have a name, she has a lot to do with the story. Throughout the game, bạn are told that the Princess was taken bởi an evil monster, and that Tim says that “he has done something terrible”, so, throughout the game, bạn solve dozens of puzzles in hopes of saving the Princess. At the end of the game, bạn finally do find the Princess, and bạn follow her, who makes it seem as though bạn are working with her to help solve puzzles and traps in order to escape. However, this entire scene was only played in reverse. When it goes phía trước, chuyển tiếp in time, it shows the player that the entire time, the Princess was activating traps for Tim to stop him until she is saved from a knight, revealing that Tim was, in fact, the monster all along. That is some deep stuff. Then again, this is Braid we’re talking about
#7: Witch Princess from Harvest Moon
Goddamn it, it’s one of those tsundere princesses. Although she isn’t… AS BAD as some tsunderes, so there’s that. At the beginning of the game, the Witch Princess casts a spell on the Harvest Goddess, turning her into stone bởi accident. Though she did, she still feels that it isn’t her fault. However, somehow, the protagonist of the game manages to get involved in her problems, and now has to help her fix it. Other than that, she will also gladly appreciate it if bạn do minor things, as she is a mischievous and rude girl. She likes it when bạn drop things on the ground, throw away food… give people poisonous mushrooms…. and kill your pets… Well, this got freaking dark. However, bạn are also able to actually marry the Witch Princess like any other girl in this game…. just give her 10,000 gifts in total… I wish I was kidding
#6: Princess đào from Super Mario Bros.
Yes, I know she’s iconic and in the most được ưa chuộng video game franchise ever, but được ưa chuộng isn’t always good. Hitler’s popular, but is he good? No. (Did I really compare a Nintendo princess to a fascist dictator?) The reason she is not in the hàng đầu, đầu trang five is because all she does in the main series is get kidnapped… Again…. and again…. and again…. and every single ngày until she dies. Occasionally she drives a car and knocks a quần vợt ball around… but that’s about it… UNTIL LATER! Soon, đào became very useful in games like Super Paper Mario, where she tried to intimidate Francis after he steal Tippi. And in her own spin-off game, Super Princess Peach, a game where both Mario and Luigi are kidnapped, đào goes to save them… with hormones. I could make a period joke, but that would be pushing the PG-13 limits. Princess Peach. Useless in the main series, but awesome in the spin-offs.
#5: Ashe from Final fantaisie XII
Oh boy, here we go with the controversy. Ashe was once a princess of Dalmasca, before she left after the ridicule she had received from the people. Now, she wishes to restore her family name for her people. Though not the best character in Final fantaisie XII, she is still tolerable. She is a fierce and proud young girl, loyal to her team. However, she still manages to be rather childish at times, as she does have some memories of her childhood. And unlike most royal members, she tries to avoid such things, as she believes that she will be corrupted bởi such things and turn her away from her pure hearted self, which honestly makes her such a wonderful character. Yeah, I know, she is no Balthier, my personal yêu thích FFXIII character, but, hey, at least she isn’t Vaan (Oh, damn. That was a worse burn than the Great ngọn lửa, chữa cháy of Rome).
#4: Kitana from Mortal Kombat
Finally. A princess who can take care of herself. Kitana is over a 10,000 years old, but that is considered young in the realm of Edenia. I’d hate to see how many years bạn have to be to be considered an old man. Anyway, she is the stepfather of Shao Kahn, who soon became her enemy, as she did what she could to save the realm of Edenia, even making a small army in Outworld. Oh, and she had some tình yêu interest with Liu Kang, I don’t know. I only saw that happen in Mortal Kombat 9, and I câu hỏi why a princess would tình yêu whiny Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 9. Kitana usually fights with battle fans, which are covered with blades she uses bởi either swinging, throwing, hoặc creating gusts of winds to immobilize her enemies, just to name a few tactics. Also, she was used to created Melinna, which is known for those… goddamn terrifying pair of teeth. And this is why we never make clones of any character. Because bạn make…. THAT!
#3: Sun Lian from Jade Empire (SPOILERS)
Oh, another princess who can take care of herself. We’re on a role. Sun Lian is not like your typical princess (Obviously). She is actually Silk Fox, the woman in the black vail bạn met before in the game. Silk cáo, fox is seen as a mysterious young and beautiful woman who seems to be able to fight as good as bạn do, and nearly does try to kill bạn after she mistakes bạn for an attack on your trang chủ town. After bạn beat her, she does apologize and does what she can to help you, bởi helping bạn find Master Li, and get bạn a flyer to get across the world easier. She is also one of the best fighters in the game, allowing for a lot of perfect combos and help in battles. And the craziest part is that bạn can actually ngày her. In this game, as a guy, bạn can ngày two girls. Your childhood friend, Dawn Star, hoặc Sun Lian. Or, if you're a real pervert, bạn can have, as the Wiki describes, a menage a trois… I wish I made that up. That’s actually in the game
#2: Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda
bạn all knew she’d be on this list. bạn all knew that this is my yêu thích franchise. Zelda is easily the best Nintendo princess. Better than anything Mario can produce. Zelda is a peaceful and pure hearted princess, who believes in the protection and care for Hyrule and it’s people, which is easier đã đưa ý kiến than done, seeing as how it is the trang chủ to evil green skinned wizards, evil masks, a giant sea monster, a masked… thing, and a black guy with flaming hair. She is also able to take care of herself thêm than any Nintendo princess can. She can either be a ninja named Sheik who can teach Link different songs and hide from Ganondorf for seven years, hoặc she can be a young pirate captain who bosses around men double her size. She can be giant knight who fights foes for Link, hoặc just be herself and kick đít, mông, ass that way. It doesn’t matter which version of Zelda it is. She is amazing in any version
#1: Princess Nadia/Marle from Chrono Trigger (SPOILERS)
If I couldn’t choose Zelda, than I would just have to choose someone who was just as awesome, if not even thêm awesome. Princess Nadia goes bởi the name Marle in order to hide her true name from everyone so she can just be a normal girl living her usual life. As a princess, her mother died when she was a little girl, and her father had become much thêm đắng, cay đắng since her death. This soon sparked some problems between Marle and her father, soon leading to the King rejecting her as his daughter and Marle down right despising him, which this is only shown in Marle’s side quest. Though Marle may have problems with her father, she still believes in helping him, and trying to make him happy again. And not only is she helpful towards her father, she is a really good party member to have. Sure, her physical attacks aren’t too good, but her magic attacks are incredible, and her healing is definitely nothing to scoff at either. And I easily prefer Marle’s side mission over anyone else's. Yes, moreover Robo’s, moreover Magus’s, moreover the damn tree, which I thought was the best until I played through this one. It is just that incredible, and so is Marle.
Well, there bạn have it. Did bạn enjoy the list? Tell me what bạn thought of it. With that said, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time.
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the năm 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in phim chiếu rạp like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like nấm Men and the No thêm Giải cứu thế giới series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But bạn know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if bạn were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.
The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror phim chiếu rạp didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror những người hâm mộ motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I tình yêu Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a người hâm mộ of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.
Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
Nick's Revolvers
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because bởi the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If bạn die hoặc fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice đã đưa ý kiến as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What bạn do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first cú đấm knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because bởi the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If bạn die hoặc fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice đã đưa ý kiến as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What bạn do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first cú đấm knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
