Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, bạn LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, di chuyển OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed bởi zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't bạn die on me, bạn little bitch. Get up. I đã đưa ý kiến get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: bạn FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile, in the an toàn, két an toàn House)
Katey: ....... Dad, do bạn always jinx things
Stacey: What just happened
Chuck: Well, if I'm correct, the gas, which must have been coming from the ventilation shafts, made the zombies thêm faster, stronger, and smarter, making sure that the military doesn't try to rescue the survivors
Stacey: ....... Did Chuck just make an actual logical statement
Chuck: I like pie
Stacey: And he's back to normal (Looks at monitor) Wait... is Rebecca going into the Underground
Chuck: Oh, that Rebecca. What a card. Guess I should go save her
Katey: Dad, that is a bad idea. Didn't bạn see those zombies
Chuck: Ha. I'll be fi-
(Later, outside)
Chuck: (Getting attacked bởi Gas Zombies) I take it back. I am not fine
(Later, in the underground)
Boykin: (Fighting zombies)
Chuck: (Sees Boykin)
Rebecca: Ugh.... Where am I
Boykin: Shut up (Hits her with his gun)
Rebecca: Why'd bạn hit me
Boykin: Because! (Hits her again, then pushes her into the car)
Chuck: Well, he seems like a nice guy
Boykin: Come get some
Chuck: Hey, Mr. Army Man. Can bạn let my friend go
Rebecca: Were not friends
Boykin: Come at me, zombie
Chuck: Uh...... Okay (Walks closer)
Boykin: My god..... he's actually coming closer. I didn't think zombies were that smart. Oh, god, I'm so FUCKED
Chuck: Uh..... I'll just take Rebecca now (Opens car door and helps her out)
Boykin: ......... Fuck it. Can't take any chances (Pulls chain on grenade and he explodes)
Chuck: Now what did I do that time?
Rebecca: Forget it. We just need to- OW
Chuck: Are bạn okay
Rebecca: Yeah, it's just a sprain
Chuck: ....... But bạn were hit in the face
Rebecca: I know. But, remember, this is a Japanese game. I have to be the sex appeal character who is totally useless.
Chuck: Ooohhh. I see now. I guess bạn make a point
(Later)
Chuck: Well, things could have gotten worse (Zombies break into an toàn, két an toàn house)
Katey: Darn it dad, stop jinxing everything)
Chuck: Don't worry. I'll stop them (Walks outside)
Stacey: ......... He's screwed isn't he
Katey: Probably
(Later)
Chuck: Okay, everything's okay..... Where's P Diddy
Stacey: His name is TK. TK. Not P Diddy
Chuck: ......................... Well, why didn't anyone tell me that before
Stacey: (Lifts baseball bat in the air, aiming to hit him)
(Meanwhile)
TK: (Screams, as a zombie is biting him)
Chuck: (Kills zombie) .................. Well, sorry for mistaking bạn for P Diddy
TO BE CONTINUED