Randomness in StarClan:
In the mood of nghề viết văn something based on the new book coming out, Crookedstar's Promise...

Willowbreeze: Crookedstar!
Crookedstar: (looks up from đọc Crookedstar's Promise) *sighs* I can't read a decent book that isn't even in stores yet! What, honey-shnookums?
Willowbreeze: There's a package for you!
Crookedstar: Send it over!
(Package is sent flying and Crookedstar grabs it with super reflexes)
Crookedstar: Thanx, babe!
Willowbreeze: I have to go to a bridge game. See bạn tonight!
(Crookedstar is alone in his super-house)
Crookedstar: I wonder what it is...?
Adress: Place...

Chapter 12: StarClan Help Me


PRESENT DAY...

"Feathertail, wake up."

The silver tabby opened her eyes. "Where am I?"

"Don't bạn remember? You're in StarClan."

Feathertail sighed. "That's right." She saw her mother looking at her. "Why am I up?" She stayed at the party till 5:00 in the morning. "It feels like I've only been asleep for five seconds!"

"There's no need to dream, here," Silverstream mewed. "But, it's 10:00."

"But--why am I up?" she repeated.

Silverstream purred. "It's Sunday: Prayer Answering Day. Now, wash up, and follow me to Yellowfang's cottage."...


Everyone arrives at Yellowfang's cottage....

Riding the trái chuối, chuối Boat




The sun was high in the sky. Five mèo were travelling drowsily down a mountain towards the setting sun.

A ginger she-cat groaned. "I wanna go home!"

"We're on our way home, Squirrelpaw," a dark tabby tom murmured, pressing against her. "Then you'll see ThunderClan again."

"If the Clans are even there," a gray-black tom growled.

The tortoiseshell she-cat whispered in the tabby tom's ear. "He's still upset because of Feathertail's death, Brambleclaw. Don't pay the least attention to his side comments."

"Tawnypelt, we can all admit we're tired."

"My pads hurt!" Squirrelpaw meowed....

Explanations...Random Movie and Music...



At StarClan...

The StarClan mèo sat there in their seats, crying as 2012 end credits played on their TV.

"That...was beautiful!" Yellowfang sobbed.

"It was depressing!" Swiftpaw groaned. "It was like...dying all over again!"

"I know!" Bluestar agreed. "It's like dying for the tenth time!"

Everyone who wasn't a leader stared at her awkwardly. Bluestar just sat, eating her popcorn. Then, she looked at all the faces.

"What?"

They looked away. Mosskit enters the scene.

"Mommy!" she squealed, tugging at Bluestar's fur. "Why couldn't I watch the movie? Stonefur watched...

Party in StarClan...BRING MOVIE POPCORN!!!



A blue-gray she-cat stood over the edge of Silverpelt, enviously looking down at ThunderClan's territory. The first Twoleg monster had arrived on the territory.

As she looked, she had no idea that a red-brown tom was right behind her. He stalked her carefully, planning every moment. He crouched down, ready to pounce, his rump shaking after hearing "Baby Got Back".

Instead of pouncing though, he slowy moved towards the she-cat's ear.

"Do bạn like it?" he whispered to her.

All of a sudden, another Basshunter dance song came on. "Tetris" was playing through...

The Nom Nom Song is an award winning Warrior mèo spoof that has very simple lyrics. If bạn have not seen the video on youtube, here is te URL: link
Anyways, here are the lyrics.
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom,...

The Silver Cat Prophecy (What REALLY Happened)



The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the âm nhạc of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.

The rest of the mèo poured in, looking at the tom.

(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.

"The moon is on the water!" one of the mèo panicked.

"No, bạn mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, bạn want me to tell you...

Brokenstar woke abruptly. He looked around. Where was he? He was surrounded bởi concrete walls, wooden pillars, and ceramic twoleg toys. He looked around. There were many doorways where beds hoặc tables lie, and a wierd gloomy growl came from at least two of them.
He had just been fired bởi Owlstar from the library, and had fallen asleep that night under the stars. Now he had woken up in an unknown place.
Were other mèo watching him, stalking him behind the beautifully made twoleg statues, just waiting for the right time to pounce?
Suddenly, he heard a crash, and multiple sets of frantic paws....

I know, it's not Friday the "13th" but I wrote this on the Warrior mèo các diễn đàn on Friday the 13th. ENJOY!


"Friday the 13th"

Brackenfur: Okay, Whitepaw. Make sure bạn don't step on a crack.
Whitepaw: Did bạn just say don't step on your crack?
Brackenfur: Just don't! You'll break your mother's back!
Whitepaw: *scoffs* If she can survive a dog attack, she'll survive a broken back.
Brambleclaw: Hey, what's that?
*An abandoned Twoleg den is ahead of them, with a little dock.*
Squirrelpaw: I don't know...
Whitepaw: *curious* Let's go check it out!
Brackenfur: Nyet! bạn will not check!
Squirrelpaw: *Don't know...

Chinese Yellowfang shook her head in embarassment as she walked along with Brokenstar.
"Brokentail, bạn crazy," Yellowfang accused, staring awkwardly at him. "I know nozing thêm battle strategy than bạn do!"
"Oh." Brokenstar said, and sighed in defeat. He walked along with his tail down, only staring down at the concrete sidewalk.
"Brokentail?" Chinese Yellowfang exclaimed, stuffing her face in front of Brokentail's. "Brokentail, if I knew kung fu, I would've taught bạn when bạn were still apprentice!" At that, Brokenstar looked up.
"Really?" Brokenstar said. Chinese Yellowfang nodded, and...

"Aaaahhh! No, no, no!" Brokenstar thrashed with all his might to try to break free from the screaming cats. They chanted, holding his limbs down while they kissed him uncontrollably. "Adam! Adam! Adam!"
Suddenly, he heard a voice. He looked around.
"Brokentail!" An old, familiar voice rasped. He suddenly became unaware of the Fan-Cats that were tearing him apart. But more, the voice had just called him bởi his old warrior name! Almost no one had called him that since he became leader, except Thunderclan...
"Brokentail, it's your mother!" It rasped again. Did that mean that that was Yellowfang?...