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Opinion by Storyscript posted hơn một năm qua
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Shara: xin chào Mom
Mom: xin chào Honey How was School
Shara: bạn Tell Me Either Lot of math hoặc cheerleading
Mom: Huh bạn tried out for cheerleading
Shara: Mom! Yes it Was an epic fail
Mom: Im sorry honey,mmmm this waffle is so good
Mom: xin chào Can I have some sure waffle maker is over there
Shara: thx
Sharon: xin chào Little Sis How bạn doing
Shara: Good
Sharon: I dont think so it looks like bạn came down an eagles beak
Shara: it looks like bạn came from a chó Baby
Sharon: Hey
Dad: Stop fighting and Sharon bạn do like bạn came from a dog
Sharon: Hey!
Dad: Kidding
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Opinion by Victorious_Jade posted hơn một năm qua
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Jade Dumps Beck
Tori: xin chào guys! [runs over to the bàn with Beck and Andre] Dude, look who's on the Buzzfinger homepage! [shows what's on her PearPhone to Beck]
Beck: Aw, poor chim giẻ cùi, jay Leno.
Tori: What? No, under that! [presses some buttons on her phone and shows it to him again]
Beck: Oh?
Tori: Oh?! That's bạn and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
André: No way. [shows it to him too] ...That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
Beck: Why are bạn guys so impressed?
Tori: Because Alyssa Vaughn is famous!
André: And HOT!
Tori: Her father's a billionare.
André: And HOT! ...I didn't mean her father is... I drank cá pee.

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Jade: Hey, we're not done talking about this.
Beck: I am.
Jade: Well I'm not.
Beck: Listen, Alyssa Vaughn, is just a friend.
Jade: Yeah, a friend who's already sent bạn six text messages today. [Beck's phone beeps] Seven.
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Opinion by Victorious_Jade posted hơn một năm qua
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The Birthweek Song
Robbie: Now, before I take bạn in there, I should warn you.
Cat: About...?
Robbie: My grandmother, she can be...critical.
Cat: That's okay, I take criticism really well.
Robbie: No, bạn don't.
Cat: What's that supposed to mean?!?!
Robbie: It's that bạn don't take criticism very well!
Cat: WHY DON'T bạn JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE?!
Robbie: I'm sorry, I take it back.
Cat: Okay.

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Mammaw: [of Cat's hair] Why did bạn do that to your hair?
Cat: What, bạn mean the color?
Mammaw: Do bạn hate your mother?
Cat: I tình yêu my mother!

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Tori: Oh, how about she (Trina)'s the whole reason why I got into Hollywood Arts?
André: Now you're digging.
Tori: Yay, I'm diggy.

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Opinion by Victorious_Jade posted hơn một năm qua
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Stage Fighting
Cat: So let's hear your horn!
André: Yeah, play that funky music, white girl.
Tori: bạn know I'm half Latina.
André: Then hit it, muchacha!

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Tori: Oh great, so she gets an A-, and I get a broken eye and a black nose.
André: I think bạn meant--
Tori: I know what I meant.
Cat: My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, it's like a baby meatball.
André: Meatballs are brown.
Cat: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and walks off]
Tori: ...You want half her sandwich?
André: Mm-hmm. [they both take half the sandwich, bánh sandwich Cat had before she left]

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Derek: Is that mac and cheese?
Tori: Who cares?!
Derek: Just wanted to know if it was mac and cheese...
Jade: [comes in and looks at Tori. The two stare at eachother for a few seconds] ...I don't get it.
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Opinion by Victorious_Jade posted hơn một năm qua
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The Bird Scene
Cat: Isn't it gross how he's always hitting on every girl?
Rex: I never hit on you.
Cat: What's THAT supposed to mean?

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Tori: You'll help me with the Bird Scene, won't you?
Robbie: I'm really not supposed to, and-
Tori: Ow! He bit my hand!
Robbie: Rex!
Rex: Take me to the bathroom, I gotta pee now. [Robbie runs off with him]
Tori: He's a puppet, he can't pee!
Rex: bạn don't know WHAT I got!

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Sikowitz: A true artist...need only please himself. [to Tori] Or...herself. [to Robbie and Rex] Or...itself.
Rex: bạn don't know what I got!

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Tori: Ah, uh uh uh uh! I believe in my own choices and I don't need approval from others.
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Opinion by Victorious_Jade posted hơn một năm qua
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Pilot
Tori: Let's see, the bánh mỳ, bánh mì mold.
Ian: bánh mỳ, bánh mì mold.
Tori: Furry.
Ian: Furry.
Tori: Mushy.
Ian: Mushy.
Tori: [a little less than excited] Next, the cá mold.
Ian: cá mold.
Tori: Spongy.
Ian: Spongy.
Tori: Stinky.
Trina: I AM SO UPSET! bạn won't believe who I got partnered with for the big showcase.
Tori: Who?
Trina: Andrew Harris, A tenth grader!
Ian: What's the big showcase?
Tori: It's a performance they put on at her school "every" năm where they...
Trina: [cutting in] They invite agents and directors and producers and other super powerful people in showbusiness and it's extremely important to me, which is why I am very upset, and [dramatically] goooooodbyeeeee.

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Lane: Whoa, whoa! She can't go on stage wearing that!
Tori: Excuse me?!

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