I thought a người hâm mộ club was a place bạn could contact the artist hoặc his people. I want to know if he would consider coming to Hailey Idaho tiếp theo summer and playing for our "double nickel" birthday party. Not enough không gian to go on

I Dont Think So Hun!!!!!!! hot!!!! pic

You're kidding right? A major recording ngôi sao at the trailer park? Have got $100 000 to pay him?

Ding Dang, Cletus - I don't think van likes to hang with rednecks!

He really doesn't want to associate with hicks. He's a sophisticated performer who has achieved phenomenal success. Why would he want to go to Idaho? To see a giant potato made of fiberglass? This is unreal. Pay him a few hundred grand and he'll be there. Otherwise find a clown who can tie balloons into funny shapes.