10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that bạn and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her bạn are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that bạn and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her bạn are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
hello fanfiction writers
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of bạn guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate bạn all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start đọc them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what bạn write :D*****
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of bạn guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate bạn all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start đọc them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what bạn write :D*****
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i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel thêm in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to di chuyển arrive?
cuốc đất, hoe he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to đã đưa ý kiến it hoặc just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are an toàn, két an toàn and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel thêm in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to di chuyển arrive?
cuốc đất, hoe he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to đã đưa ý kiến it hoặc just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are an toàn, két an toàn and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
Awesomeness
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my Những người bạn like my nghề viết văn but when i do post i would like some criticizing các bình luận for me to improve with.
Thanks
<3 Danie
Awesomeness x2
Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.
The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, hoặc $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.
The box-office tracking firm đã đưa ý kiến a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.
When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th hoặc 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two gần đây blockbusters.
Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed bởi Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.
ok, i know she loves both but its probably ovious who she loves more, but im not sure is it edward hoặc jacob.
i think that if she chooses edward like she did in eclipse, there will be pain for not being with jake, but she already went through not being with edward and it almost killed her, and at the end of elcipse she had pain but it wasnt as bad. like she đã đưa ý kiến when edward asked her,
" are bạn sure bạn made the right choice, i have never seen bạn in so much pain"
and she says "I have known worse pain"
does that mean, the worse pain was when edward left her
does anyone get what im trying to ask, if not ill try to explain better
i think that if she chooses edward like she did in eclipse, there will be pain for not being with jake, but she already went through not being with edward and it almost killed her, and at the end of elcipse she had pain but it wasnt as bad. like she đã đưa ý kiến when edward asked her,
" are bạn sure bạn made the right choice, i have never seen bạn in so much pain"
and she says "I have known worse pain"
does that mean, the worse pain was when edward left her
does anyone get what im trying to ask, if not ill try to explain better
