Twilight Funnies!

Chapter 5: Everything is in black and gray.
Renesmee’s family were scattered around the room, looking at ease. Her parent’s faces brightened as soon as she walked in and her mum rose out of her father’s arm and danced towards her to give Renesmee a hug. She saw her wrinkle her nose as she pulled away.
“Not my fault,” Renesmee muttered to herself. They all laughed and Alice danced towards her, pulling on her hand. She sat Renesmee down on the couch, curling her legs under her. Her mum fell back into her father’s lap on the floor and he kissed her cheek.
“So bạn probably are wondering...

Jacob's POV

Renesme lay asleep in the hospital giường tiếp theo to me. Me and Bella took her to the hospital, a little after she threw up 3 times. I rested my hand on her forehead stroking her beutifual pale face. Her eyelash's fluttered, then her eyes slowly inched open. "Mmm? Jacob...?" She faintly asked. "Yeah, babe?" "....I tình yêu you" She smiled touched my face with her small hand, reached up and pecked me on my lips. Then she closed her eyes and fell asleep.

7:28 P.M Renesme's POV
"Ah, Miss renesme, so nice to see bạn all grown up!" Chimed Jane. "Huh? Who are...you?" I asked quitley. "Jane, member...

Chapter 2)

When we arrived at my house Charlie, my dad, was home. I slumped my book bag over my shoulder and climbed out of the truck. “I tình yêu you,” Edward whispered. “Love you.” I đã đưa ý kiến back to him walking away. He got out of my truck and disappeared into the woods. I looked back at him but he was already gone. I walked inside the house to Charlie, who already ordered pizza, bánh pizza and was watching ESPEN. I threw myself onto the đi văng and Charlie looked up from the TV. “Bells? What’s wrong?”

I spoke into the đi văng pillow. “Edward and his family are going away for a while and they don’t...