Twilight

Twilight: Fiction hoặc Friction?

We call this story fiction, but is it creating thêm then that?

Wow.

Since when did a book create so much controversy?
Am I the only sane person who has read Twilight? For example, the web sites dedicated to hating Twilight is absolutely childish, now I am no professional on crap, but I assure you, making hate-websites is the most pathetic attempt I have yet to see. Don't they have anything better to do? Honestly, how much thêm of a infant can they be? For the most part I find it completely humorous that people who hate Twilight would spend hours dedicating time toward...

"Carlisle!" Edward yelled as soon as he reached the door even though it wasn't necessary. bởi that time Edward's entire family had appeared out of nowhere of course, and converged in the living room.
"What is it Edward?" Carlisle đã đưa ý kiến in a worried tone.
"We have a problem." Edward simply said.
"What is it?" Emmett asked, unworried.
"Charlie knows everything, about us, about the pack, everything. I'm ashamed that I didn't see it sooner. Bella, I'm so sorry." Edward told his family, and his bride-to-be. Who had this blank, morose look on her face.
"What do bạn mean?" Esme asked.
"I mean, that,...

What would happen if Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the gang went to Forks? Well I imagine it might go something like this. . .

"Oh come on Giles, bạn can't be serious." Buffy moaned.
"I kind of like it here." Spike mentioned.
"Shut up Spike." Buffy said.
"Well I'm just sayin' pet, this place is perfect. Almost always no sun, and that means no bursting into flame. Which is a plus if bạn ask me love."
"Lord, Spike nobody cares." Buffy started. "You can di chuyển here for all we care."
"If bạn two are going to behave like children the whole time we are here, then I'll send bạn both back to Sunnydale."...

yea i made the tiêu đề to be something a little less opinionated, and thêm open to other peoples opinon. so if bạn agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! bạn have got a serious problem, and bạn are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

I made this danh sách one ngày while I had a slow moment at work. Fell free to add on. I even inserted some of my own các bình luận in parenthesis.

1. bạn jump everytime bạn hear "Edward" hoặc "Bella"
2. bạn can't focus on your work/homework because bạn could be đọc one of the books... again. (Um, kinda what I'm doing right now)
3. bạn have never had an interest in Shakespeare, Jane Austen, hoặc other books, but now bạn somehow find yourself VERY interested. (I already had interest in these bad boys/girl before, but I actually want to read Pride and Prejudice/Wuthering Heights now)
4. bạn name your pet/computer/car...