Buy a fur coat...too much like Jacob!
Buy a dog!

Wear a perfume that smells like Bella! Then he would have a hard time resisting all of us. :0)

Fill my mind with graphic details of Jacob (or any other guy) making out with Bella, whenever he's around!

*snickers mischievously*

haha thats a good one... lol

put him in a crowded taxi with hard rock playing in the back round on the radio.and the taxi driver driving 1 mile per hour and the drivers name happens to be james.

the last was one was really good.
i dont think anything can beat that

Picture yourself naked!

"the taxi driver driving 1 mile per hour"

lol Bedward4lyf xD

lol Bedward, LOL! Fill my mind with Edward Gay pairings (Jake x Edward, James x Edward, Aro x Edward etc..)

kidnap bella, and hide her in la push

tell him that bella and jacob are secretly ecspecting (puppy), tell him u were wrong once he has killed jacob

Tell him that Bella's pregnant with Jacob's baby

take away his piano *cringe* and total his vanquish *double cringe* ( also a huge edward fan )

heres alot. =]
- Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
- Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
- Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
- Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
- Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
- Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
- Program his locker to sing "YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!" every time he opens it
- Tell him it was Jacob’s idea.
- Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you.
- Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question.
- For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food.
- Post his phone number on an Edward Cullen fansite
- Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
- Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
- Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
- Get offended when he refuses.
- Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.
- Constantly whisper in his ear “Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!” (harry potter reference)
- Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
- Graffiti his car. ‘Jacob and Edward = LURVE’
- Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
- Call him a liar when he says no.
- Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
- Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
- Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
- Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
- Make him watch the Twilight movie.
- Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
- Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
- Ask him if he’s a virgin.
- Tape porn to his walls.
- Make sure Bella sees it.
- Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stereo.
- Refuse to take them down.
- Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

Xx~<3~EDWARD~<3~xX

lol

-replace bella with kristen stuart.bribe his family to say it's the same bella.

-paint his room pink.say bella(real or fake) would like it

-read him aloud chapter 5 of Breaking Dawn(or think about it)whenever he's around. tell him he would blush if he could

-kick him.ask him if it hurt.

-ask him to race you and for him to wait at the finish line.walk really slowly

-"accidently" trip and kiss him while bella is watching.watch while she slaps him.

Edward fan

lol. thats funny. especially the last one. that would be so awesome if i could kiss edward even once.

i have one tny question though, ovybo. how do you bribe a vampire? w/o promisimg them your blood? (okay, everyone bt alice. you just bribe her with shoes... lol)

ooh, ooh, i have another one! cut yourself in various places, and pour bellas perfume in the cuts and let them heal, so you smell just lik bella, then follow him round and ask him if he wants you. if he says no, jump on him, and sak him again, keep asking him, then when he finally says yes, scream "OH MY EDWARD! IM TELLING BELLA!!!!"

*laughs like a retard*

I don't really know how to bribe a vampire. I think shoes would work for Rosalie too.

7_steph_7 if you pour perfume all over your cuts, wouldnt that hurt.

yes, but it would go away. plus its worth it for edward. lol and thats true... but not as much as alice. lol

Picture Renesmee and Bella taking turns making out with Jacob.

Give him a bottle of Bella's blood for Christmas.

Sing the most annoying song you can think of over and over again in your head.

Okay guys and gals, you totally made my day! I laughed so hard at most of those things.- thanks for being so creative :D

Those are funny! lol

hey, bellacullen96, how would you get bellas blood if shes a vampire now? (not being mean, just wondering XD)

lol

give your self infusions of Bellas blood constently so that you smell like her and wear her perfume and follow him around all day

Have you ever heard of a time machine, 7_steph_7? lol

throw glitter on him at random intervals

laugh laugh laugh

amy_oth...that, was funny.

Ask him if he has ever been baphtished(sorry if I spelled that wrong)

We are supposed to think of ways to annoy Edward, not make him angry. I'm not sure you would wan't to make a vampire angry...

that's sooo funny. I guess he would be angry...

LOL @ 'throw boisonberry muffina at him every time he tries to speak' LMFAO ... hahaha and think over and over again in your head 'omg edward cullen is a red head' and make him really self concious XD
<3 edward

In your head, think about him and mike in a gay relationship, only to be joined by jacob minutes later;)

See how that one suits him

umm... THAT'S SICK(but funny).

(didnt it say in twilight that bella doesnt wear perfume)
i would also sing annoying songs but i would sing barbie girl by aqua!!

this game is fun:)

Bella dosent wear perfume but she has a sertain ...sent i guess so they call it perfume

think of bella and cralisle making out whenever he's around (Carlisle is nearly as fit as edward don't you think)

On your computer, modify an episode of "Ed, Edd, n Eddy" so that the Edward is the Ed's, Bella as Nazz, Jacob as Kevin, Emmett as Jimmy, Rosalie as Sarah, Jasper as Jonny, Alice as Plank, Mike as Rolf, Angela as May Kanker, Jessica as Marie Kanker, and Tonya as Lee Kanker.

tell bella that he and tanya slept together and after they divorce tell them ur jst kidding

TAKE A PICTURE OF EDWARD AND MIX IT WITH JACOBS AND MAKE IT REALLY BIG AND HANG IT IN HIS ROOM LOL

THINK OF BELLA AND MICHEAL JACKSON IN A ROOM ALONE LOL

ask him if charlie is secretley a unicorn :P

buy a dog, name it jacob and train it to attack him and eat all his pictures of bella :)

Dudes remember I said "ways to ANNOY" Edward.

ovybo, you didn't start this forum..

Yeah i know but that's the title.