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A Youtube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

posted by moolah

A Youtube Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do bạn know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. bạn don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t câu hỏi my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna câu hỏi you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. bạn have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of ma cà rồng get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did bạn win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is đọc her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And bạn đã đưa ý kiến something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. bạn may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue hoặc 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are bạn doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t bạn tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do bạn know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…

*thank bạn for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*

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moonphase chapter 3 Wow

posted by iluvtwilight123

"Congrats Nessie," i đã đưa ý kiến awkwardly. I knew i should have prepared for this but i didnt know she would get it so soon.I mean she is only 12 years old physically but alive for 2 years now.
I moved her out of earshot and told her "Well honey bạn know about the birds and the bees so i just want to tell bạn be safe," i đã đưa ý kiến it fast but i couldnt help it she was growing to fast. So i looked at Edward for help "Mood swings" he mouthed. Renesmee seemed to know that because wshe didnt want to hear anymore of it so she went to 1st base.
For a girl that has no atheletic ability i rule at baseball, I...

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Starlit - Chapter 4

posted by Yoss

Chapter 4 - Electric

I closed my eyes with great effort. I couldn’t take my eyes away from the electric sapphire blue eyes.

“Whirl around! Whirl around!” My mind screamed at me. I tried to di chuyển my body and follow my mind’s bidding but it seemed my body has a mind of its own. It refused to follow. I opened my eyes. The sapphire eyes that held me captive a while cách đây were no longer on the pond’s reflection. My body automatically turned its back on the pond. My eyes scanned the garden in front of me until my eyes found him.

He was casually leaning on a giant quả anh đào, anh đào blossom’s trunk. He...

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Starlit - Chapter 2

posted by Yoss

Chapter 2 - Playful

The soft, cool breeze stirred my hair. I purred in contentment – not wanting to open my eyes, though I’m fully awake now. I’m sure Aunt Alice would come – barreling, anytime soon. I rolled on my back hugging my pillow.

A light shone directly on my face.

“Uncle Emmett, quit it” I complained as I buried my face with my pillow. “Don’t bạn think its way too early for practical jokes?” I demanded, my voice muffled bởi the pillow. I’m sure my goofy uncle could still hear me clearly.

The light shone relentlessly, now making my arm, which holds my pillow, warm....

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A Russet Noon Begins After A Breaking Dawn

posted by russet-noon

After the twilight, a new moon is obscured bởi an eclipse. Then a breaking dawn threatens to end it all. But after the sun leaves the dawn behind to rise to its zenith, a russet noon begins with a new adventure.

If you're a twilight người hâm mộ who wonders what would have happened after the end of the saga, bạn might want to consider đọc the tribute sequel to Breaking Dawn: Russet Noon.

Check out the preface on Youtube at link

and also the official site at www.russet-noon.com

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Kristen´s Interview (Brazilian Magazine)

posted by mari_giovani

The Cover

Now, this is the interview that Kristen gave to a Brazilian Magazine (the same that i đã đăng Rob´s interview from) in November and here´s the translation! (sorry for taking so long)

*What do bạn have in common with Bella?
Kristen: When bạn read the book, bạn immediately feel like Bella. She has the same qualities as many girls wish they had. She´s very self sufficient and i´m also like that.

*What kind of sách do bạn like to read?
Kristen: I´ve read East of Eden, from John Steinbeck, so many times. And it´s a book that my whole family read it. It´s weird, I always go to bookstores, but...

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Kayla, Chapter 29

posted by twilight-7

There were two vampires. A was a male and a female. The male was as tall as Emmett but not built like Emmett was. The male vampire was strong; bạn could see that clearly, the áo sơ mi he wore was straining against his chest and arms. He had cropped black hair and his eyes glinted red. The female tiếp theo to him was as tall as me. I was five foot nine. She had long flowing hạt dẻ brown hair and her eyes were black. She wasn’t standing still. She was kind of jumping from one foot to the other, restlessly.
Edward stood beside me. He was holding my hand tightly and I could feel the tension and rolling...

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My Dark Days Chapter 8 : My "Sick" Days/Realization

posted by bitten_byedward

Ch 8 My Sick Days

A/N: I own no characters.
Plz R&R!
Sorry to keep bạn waiting so long. There's a bunch of excuses and I know bạn don't want to hear them!

Bella POV

Finally, I woke up. It was 3:00 AM. I wondered how I had slept so late.

I wrote Charlie a note. Explaining I was sick and would not go to school the tiếp theo day, or, technically, today. I felt really crappy. And, my head hurt! At least I had something to distract me from my heart.

Anytime I even thought of them, the little edges around the hole would tear and burn. Sometimes, I even regretted ever finding out who they were. I mean,...

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Who Do I think should play Heidi Volturi

posted by kellyclarkson12

Well,for the role of Heidi Volturi I have chosen an actress from One cây Hill.She's called Daneel Harris.Here are the reasons why she should play Heidi:
1.She is very tall
2.She has mahagony red hair.
3.She is very good at remembering the script.

So,overall, I think that Daneel Harris would be the perfect actress playing Heidi and also she represents the characteristics of her character..

I don't think that AnnaLyne McCord Will make a good Heidi Volturi in New Moon.She doesn't represent the characteristics of her character.

So the One cây đồi núi, hill ngôi sao Daneel Harris will make a perfect Heidi!

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Bella's alternative- the life if she chose Jacob over Edward

posted by yazangi

One ngày in the town of Forks- well bạn know how it goes, this is what happens if Bella was put in the position where she was forced to pick Jacob over Edward.
The story begins when Edward over hears Bella talking with Angela one ngày and they were talking about children. He got extremely upset so he decided to argue with her until it came to the point where she would get worn out and pick Jacob over. Obviously though it wasnt going to work so Alice had to lie to Bella about her seeing herself with a family but it was just snapshots so it had to be with Jacob so she gets married to him and Edward...

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Rob & Kristen one of the sexiest screen couples!

posted by sweet_twilight

Since the link I was going to put up isnt working. I'm going to put this as an article.

The hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 Sexiest Screen Couples:
1. Ryan ngỗng con, gosling & Rachel McAdams (THE NOTEBOOK): 14%
2. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie (MR. & MRS. SMITH): 10%
3. Richard Gere & Julia Roberts (PRETTY WOMAN): 9%
4. Patrick Swayze & Jennifer Grey (DIRTY DANCING): 6%
5. Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet (TITANIC): 5%
6. Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore (GHOST): 4%
7. Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart (TWILIGHT): 4%
8. Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal (BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN): 3%
9. Brad Pitt & Geena Davis (THELMA & LOUISE): 3%
10. Johnny Depp & Juliette Binoche (CHOCOLAT): 2%

Rob and Kristen make it to number 7! I'm happy!!!

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Kayla, Chapter 17

posted by twilight-7

I felt numb. The three ma cà rồng that had run into my house were still standing there. I didn’t know why. I knew they weren’t in shock, they had known this was going to happen. They just hoped they could have stopped it. They moved incredibly fast. One went to Charlie, one came to me and the other stood there, her face blank.
Edward wrapped his cold arms around me and pulled me off the back of the couch. He lifted me gently in his arms. I didn’t protest and I didn’t struggle. I let him.
“Carlisle, we’ll have to get him to hospital now,” Alice spoke quietly. She was trying not to...

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New Story - Chapter 8

posted by dinosteph

So, I finally wrote this chapter, I've been preoccupied for the past week hoặc so, but it's finally here. I'm getting really excited with my story line and I hope you're all enjoying it, if not, let me know what bạn don't like and I'll see what I can do about it :P

End of Chapter 7

“EDWARD!” Alice yelled from outside.

Edward reached around me and carefully started to lift me.

“Ugg!” I moaned, noticing that the pain skipped intense, making it's way closer to extreme now. He hesitated before placing me back down, causing the pain to flair up again, the room was suddenly spinning and his face...

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Kayla, Chapter 7

posted by twilight-7

Chapter 7.

Edward's thoughts - bold
Kayla's thoughts - italics

I jumped to the side and Edward landed in the spot I was in before. He turned to me, his vàng eyes glittering. He stared at me before jumping at me again. I met him this time in mid air. We crashed together and fell to the ground but just before we landed I flipped round so he would receive the impact. We landed with a loud thud that probably shook the trees. I jumped backwards off him and crouched. When he stood up I flew at him, wrapping my legs around his marble chest. I held my hands on either side of his face and turned his head...

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Running Through The Night -- Twilight FanFic.

posted by wanderingk

Chapter One - Little Miss Katrina
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I looked out to the clouds. Renee-uh I mean Mom-stares at me. Phil, eh, dad, keeps his eyes on the road.
"Ughh! Why do bạn have to bring me to meet my new sister? She doesnt have to know about me, CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME?" I beg. Renee smiles.
"Kat, Bella will be glad to see you."
"Its not her I dont want to meet," I pout.
"Oh, Edward. Dont worry, he wont bite."
I scowl.
"Dear God, PLEASE LET ME LIVE!" I beg. Phil and Renee laugh.
"You will tình yêu Nessie," Phil assures me. Who names their daughter Renensmee? Who? My...

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Kayla, Chapter 5

posted by twilight-7

this is a bit short, i know. it's just a part that i wanted to write were its just Kayla and Edward.

I was still in Edward’s car, parked outside my house. We were sitting in silence, neither of us saying anything hoặc thinking. It was easier than I thought to be able to sit tiếp theo to him. I thought that because I knew what he was, that I would be scared of him but I wasn’t. Not an ounce of fear was in my body.
“You’re not scared of me,” Edward stated.
“No,” I answered. “And I don’t know why.”
“I think I do,” he said. He flashed a smile at me.
What are you? he thought.
“Let me...

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Moonlight - Chapter Nine

posted by Twilight_F

I Am soooo sorry this is so late...my computer crashed. I hope bạn like it please read and rate!!! Oh ANd comment!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER 9

Edwards POV

I ran so fast I reached there in half the time I thought. But the hole way I was thinking about her. It has been nearly a tháng and I am still not over her.
When I arrived at the door I mùi, nấu chảy ra a familiar scent but ignored it, ‘its my imagination’. But the Denali’s were out hunting.
So I sat on the step waiting while looking at the stars. When they did arrive back I was not expecting what I saw....

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Without A Glance(Sequal to Living Life With The Wolves)

posted by wanderingk

This is how I picture Scout/Nelly. Sure this is from The Secret Life Of The American Teenager but this is still how Scout/Nelly looks.

Chapter One : What The Hell Did I Do To Derserve This?
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It was a beautiful autumn day. Little golden leaves fluttered from trees along with crimson and Sô cô la colored ones. The crimson are my personal favorite.
Seth is away again. I am staying with Emily. She cooks me bánh quy, cookie with little Sô cô la chips. The color reminds me of the leaves. She hands me sweet trà and I feel welcome compared to the other day. I had gotten into a big fight with Sam. Leah laughed most of the time but I kept my eyes in a glare. Emily looked horrified. Eventualy...

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Visions Chp. 2

posted by 2bearz

dis 1s a bit short, sorry!

I went up to the secretary and asked her for my schedule, she gave me that and a map of the school. My first class was in room 121, english. I walked to that room and when I opened the door it slammed into the wall, emberrasing! Every head turned to look at me, their thoughts all the same thingNizhoni, the new girl. Wow, word sure travels fast around here. Oh yes, this town is as small as Tuba City. The teacher thoughts were all surrounded on this woman who looked too young for him. He đã đưa ý kiến " Nizhoni Begay I presume?"

" Yep." I đã đưa ý kiến to him while all the kids started...

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Visions Chp. 1

posted by 2bearz

I'm copying a bit from a story called Northern Lights! Hope bạn like it!

Hey, my name is Nizhoni Begay. Typical name bạn would hear out on the Navajo rez, but it's better than nothing. I'm about 16 and just had to do one of the most devestating things in my life. Moving from sunny, sandy, beautiful Tuba City to cloudy, leafy, dreary town of Forks, in Washington! I've always loved the sun and now here I am. My mom just had to go and throw herself at the first wealthy man she could get, but whatever, he's realy nice and young, and she actually seems happy.
Anyways that's not the most crazy thing...

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Moonlight - Chapter Four

posted by Twilight_F

Here is the fourth chapter. I am SOO pleased that people like it. It makes Me REALLY happy!!!!!! I got my ideas from the Twilight sách [Obviously] and so there are connections! Please read, rate and comment. Enjoy!

Chapter Four

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT EDWARD AND BELLA USUALLY SPEAK IN THEIR HEADS UNLESS IT SAYS SO

That evening we went out to look for houses (this meant running around and looking for the nicest one). I found this funny.
We couldn’t stay here because there was a risk of someone recognising me. So Carlisle wanted to buy a house in Australia. But Esme had other ideas. She loved renovating...