Seri chạng vạng Article: Kidnapped bởi The Volturi 2

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posted by ShelbyxFelix

Brianna: Oh my god! Shut her up!

Me: I'm a búp bê barbie girl, in a búp bê barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! bạn can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-

Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-

Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith bạn people?

Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.

Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.

Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.

Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.

Alec and Brianna: -Nods-

Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.

Felix -Walks into room randomly also- No! I flip people off. -Flips everyone off-

Me: -Flips Felix off- Then what the fuck do I do?

Everyone: -Shrugs at the same time- I dunno.

Me: -Gives everyone strange look- Okay, are bạn guys robots now? Are 'all going to eat my brain??! -Panicks-

Felix: I believe zombies eat people brains, not robots.

Me: Ohhhh, yeah. -Nods-

-Awkward slience-

Me: người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! And there was a snake, and there was a snake! Plant plant plant plant, Flamango, Flamango!

Everyone: -Gives me weird look-

Me: -Shrugs- What? It's Adriannes fault. She got it stuck in my head.

Felix: You're still so weird.

Me: -Shrugs- And I still wanna make out with you.

Felix. -Pauses for a một giây and looks at me seductively- Wanna make out?

Me: I dunno...

Felix: Please! -Gets on the groiund before me-

Me: -Smiles evily- Mwahahahaha! I am now your ruler! Now we can make out. -Makes out with Felix.-

Brianna, and Alec: Ewwwwy! Gross!

Demetri: -Watches us make out- I dunno, it's kinda hot.

Brianna and Alec: -Gives Demetri weird look-

Demetri: -Shrugs- What? I think it's hot, so sushh! -Pouts-

Felix and Me: -Continue to Make out, only coming up for air-

Brianna: Could bạn two detach from the lips now?

Me and Felix. -Flips Brianna off-

Brianna: Imma cry now. bạn urt me, right here. -Points to her boob-

Alec: That's your boob.

Brianna: -Shrugs- Oh well, bạn get my point. I will bite you!

Alec: -Trembles- Oh god, not the biting!

Brianna: -Gives him weird look- Don't bạn bite people?

Alec: -Stops trembling- Oh yeah. -Giggles girlishly-

Me and Felix: -Stops making out-

Brianna: Finaly!

Demetri: Aw, damn. I wouldn't to see clothes gone.

Me: -Gives Demtri weird look- You're strange, has anyone told bạn that?

Demetri.: Has anyone told bạn you're weird?

Me: -Points to Felix and evryone else in room- Yep. All of them.

Brianna: It's true, she's incredibly weird.

Me: Aw, common Brianna! I thought bạn were my best friend! -Runs in corner and crys.-

Felix: -Runs over and trys to comfort me.=

Alec: -Mummbles- Suck up..

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jacobwerewolf1 awkward...

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Official Summit New Moon Summary

posted by mandapanda

Very brief:

“New Moon”
Release date: November 20, 2009
Cast: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
Directed by: Chris Weitz
Written by: Melissa Rosenberg
Synopsis: Bella thiên nga is devastated bởi the abrupt departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen but her spirit is rekindled bởi her growing friendship with the irresistible Jacob Black. Suddenly she finds herself drawn into the world of the werewolves, ancestral enemies of the vampires, and finds her loyalties tested.

but, they have yet to tell us if Taylor will be Jacob... and the information reguarding the rest of the cast still hasn't been confirmed.

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Which One?-Chapter:9(Jacobs POV and Edwards POV)

posted by team_edward_

OK I know I only write from Bella and Edwards POV but for part of this chapter I had to hiển thị it from Jacobs please read it.The một giây half is Edwards POV.

JACOBS P.O.V

I looked at Bella"Why is he here."She looked at me"He`s here for....moral suport.Please sit down Jake I need to talk to you."I sat and I wanted Edward to leave but he sat beside Bella."I tình yêu bạn Jake bạn know that right?"I nodded I sudenly knew what she was talking about and why Edward was hear."Ok as long as bạn know that,I don`t want to hurt bạn but not doing this is harder.I tình yêu bạn but I tình yêu Edward to.I can`t do this anymore.I...

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Chapter 17

posted by mrsblack_1089

sort of a short one, but I'm typing as fast as I can on Chapter 18!!!

We got some unexpected news from Grandpa the tiếp theo morning. My stomach bulge had grown twice as large as it had been the trước đó morning, and the baby was even thêm active. Grandpa đã đưa ý kiến the baby was even growing fingers and toes. He jotted down the growth, and the results lowered my pregnancy bởi another month. The baby shifted a little and Grandpa looked at us excitedly. "Do bạn want to know the gender?" he asked. I looked at Jacob, and he nodded. I took a deep breath. "Sure." I wanted thêm then anything to give Jacob his...

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Which One?-Chapter:3(Edwards POV)

posted by team_edward_

I held Bella in my arms thats when she started to cry."Bella why are bạn crying."I tilted her head up with my finger and kissed her lightly on the cheek right beside her lips.She looked at me and stood on her tippy toes and kissed me on the lips.I kissed her back but then thought how wrong this was,she was married,Jacob was probaly at their house waiting for her to come home.

"Where is...Jacob?"I didn`t want her to do something we would both regret.She looked into my eyes the same way she did the first time we kissed(right now they were red and puffy)and took out her cell phone and showed...

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Twilight Night at the phim chiếu rạp (Twilight Teens)

posted by jem_

TwilightTEENS as well as several the other twilight hàng đầu, đầu trang sites ( Including TwilightMOMS! - It was their brilliant idea :] ) have decided to send a thank bạn to Summit, the cast and crew of Twilight, and to Stephenie Meyer bởi having "Twilight Night at the movies". All we are asking is that people go see Twilight on December 12th in honor of the original release ngày of the movie. The goal is to get all the những người hâm mộ out to see Twilight again on the same ngày and give the movie a bit of a bump. Let's make sure that they get the message loud and clear! Pass the word on to anyone and everyone!!! Let's rock the Twilight box office... again!

from link

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12 reasons why bạn should di chuyển to Forks...

posted by vampiress015

Okay, so your parents can't understand why bạn want to di chuyển to Forks, just give them these reasons and I'm sure you'll be packing your bags in no time lol.

12 reasons why bạn should di chuyển to Forks

1. Obvious really...you can become Edwards personal stalker.

2.They have the best parties...thanks to Alice :)

3.So what if it rains? It just means there's thêm chance of spotting the Cullens.

4.Jacob is only 15 phút away.

5.You didn't get your letter to Hogwarts -surely bạn deserve to be part of at least one fantaisie secret.

6.Silver volvo's will be easier to spot. Plus bạn can get a truck like Bella's....

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Twilight .... vs HP ... LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại – Liên minh huyền thoại

posted by fegzii

itss an stupidity to compare this sách because they are completely different stuff :

- HP=wizards
TW=vampires & werewolfs

- HP=fighting against voldemort harry the boy that survive little romances between the characcters
TW=bella&edward tình yêu choosing between jacob and edward fighting with vampz

- HP=many little plots ...
TW=not exactly a plot ... just a romance and its odds

- HP=- unlocks a whole new world for readers of ALL ages
TW= is a magic vampire/suspense/romance/young-adult novel series.

- HP=completely fantasty
TW=except for the fact that some character are vampz hoặc werewolfs...

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Twilightpotter - Chapter 1

posted by funnyshawna

I've written Maximum Ride and Twilight crossovers before, and i decided it was time to do one with Harry Potter. This is the first chapter. I'll put the một giây chapter up (then 3rd and so on) when i finish typing them:)

Chapter 1 – Buses and brooms and wizards….oh my!

It was a bright and sunny ngày in Forks, Washington. Edward was very bored, stuck inside all day, hiding from the sun that would blow his human disguise if he let it hit his pale skin. Bella was at school. This was her first time through high school, so she actually had to go,...

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bạn Know You're Obsessed When...

posted by latterdayfrodo

I made this danh sách one ngày while I had a slow moment at work. Fell free to add on. I even inserted some of my own các bình luận in parenthesis.

1. bạn jump everytime bạn hear "Edward" hoặc "Bella"
2. bạn can't focus on your work/homework because bạn could be đọc one of the books... again. (Um, kinda what I'm doing right now)
3. bạn have never had an interest in Shakespeare, Jane Austen, hoặc other books, but now bạn somehow find yourself VERY interested. (I already had interest in these bad boys/girl before, but I actually want to read Pride and Prejudice/Wuthering Heights now)
4. bạn name your pet/computer/car...

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Who is better?

posted by tigerlover657

The fantastic tác giả of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer, makes a tough decision on who bạn would choose. hoặc thêm importantly who Bella will choose. Jacob hoặc Edward? She certainly is in less danger if she is with Jacob. But it is almost evened out. If she stands too close to Jacob when he is mad, he might just kill her, too. But if she is with Edward, who always craves for her blood thêm than any other vampire, she might just get killed in that situation too. The tác giả wants to make it clear that its a very tough decision. I mean who would bạn choose? My Những người bạn and I have already chosen Jacob. But a lot of people say Edward. I still haven't let go of Edward, but I still think that Jacob is a better decison. Who will bạn choose? And thêm importantly, who will Bella choose?