Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as ma cà rồng are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and bạn tình yêu him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. bạn see Robert is instructing bạn and you’re loving every một phút of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite bạn over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds thêm like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). bạn can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. bạn sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told bạn that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
bạn can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as ma cà rồng are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and bạn tình yêu him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. bạn see Robert is instructing bạn and you’re loving every một phút of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite bạn over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds thêm like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). bạn can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. bạn sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told bạn that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
bạn can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. bạn don't like your crush now because he doesn't have golden eyes.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so bạn can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute ma sói are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if bạn change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, bạn always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to tình yêu sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so bạn can be as clumsy as bella.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so bạn can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute ma sói are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if bạn change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, bạn always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to tình yêu sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so bạn can be as clumsy as bella.