TWIHARD
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga bởi Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true tình yêu & tình yêu at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF bạn ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. bạn constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an giờ for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important ngày of the week.
3. bạn dream of going to Forks, hoặc living in Forks.
4. bạn have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but bạn wish ma cà rồng totally existed so bạn can marry one.
6. bạn refer to Twilight as "literary crack" hoặc a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied đã đưa ý kiến literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your yêu thích trái cây is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your yêu thích flowers.
10. Whenever bạn hear "Girlfriend" bởi Avril Lavigne, bạn can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When bạn grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. bạn dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. bạn look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. bạn tình yêu running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. bạn hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. bạn dream about killing Bella so bạn can ngày Edward.
19. If bạn could have one wish, it would be that bạn were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. bạn hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All bạn want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. bạn have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so bạn can pretend your with Edward.
24. bạn have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, bạn have ordered nấm ravioli and a coke.
26. bạn know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward lấy trộm, đánh cắp his cookies.
27. All of your Những người bạn think bạn need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with ngẫu nhiên strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. bạn are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace thông tin các nhân is either dedicated to Twilight, hoặc has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, được trao yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. bạn enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since bạn know they are only taking out your yêu thích quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and bạn jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. bạn have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and bạn took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. bạn felt betrayed when bạn found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. bạn refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz hoặc Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, bạn are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause bạn want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga bởi Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true tình yêu & tình yêu at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF bạn ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. bạn constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an giờ for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important ngày of the week.
3. bạn dream of going to Forks, hoặc living in Forks.
4. bạn have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but bạn wish ma cà rồng totally existed so bạn can marry one.
6. bạn refer to Twilight as "literary crack" hoặc a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied đã đưa ý kiến literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your yêu thích trái cây is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your yêu thích flowers.
10. Whenever bạn hear "Girlfriend" bởi Avril Lavigne, bạn can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When bạn grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. bạn dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. bạn look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. bạn tình yêu running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. bạn hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. bạn dream about killing Bella so bạn can ngày Edward.
19. If bạn could have one wish, it would be that bạn were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. bạn hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All bạn want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. bạn have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so bạn can pretend your with Edward.
24. bạn have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, bạn have ordered nấm ravioli and a coke.
26. bạn know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward lấy trộm, đánh cắp his cookies.
27. All of your Những người bạn think bạn need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with ngẫu nhiên strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. bạn are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace thông tin các nhân is either dedicated to Twilight, hoặc has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, được trao yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. bạn enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since bạn know they are only taking out your yêu thích quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and bạn jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. bạn have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and bạn took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. bạn felt betrayed when bạn found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. bạn refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz hoặc Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, bạn are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause bạn want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
ok so this is my first stoy so please bình luận and tell me if bạn want me to continue and if bạn have any ideas it would help.plz.=D
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the tiếp theo thing i knew he was on hàng đầu, đầu trang of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward đã đưa ý kiến angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i đã đưa ý kiến through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are bạn and what do bạn want!?!i asked hard.my name is hoa nhài im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i đã đưa ý kiến guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the tiếp theo thing i knew he was on hàng đầu, đầu trang of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward đã đưa ý kiến angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i đã đưa ý kiến through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are bạn and what do bạn want!?!i asked hard.my name is hoa nhài im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i đã đưa ý kiến guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.