-Rosalie-
Almost as soon as we pulled into the driveway, I noticed that my ferrari was not where it was supposed to be. Moreover, it was dented. And painted lime green, for crying out loud.
I screamed, and Emmett had to hold me back while I started yelling obscenities at Edward. I almost ripped him to shreds, burnt the pieces and danced around the pile.
I was that mad.
As if he wanted to die, he'd poured syrup on my bed.
"It wasn't my idea. It was Jacob's. I just put it into action," he'd said.
Then, that night, when I washed my hair, I came out with vôi green hair. I HATED GREEN!!!
"Cheer up. At least bạn match your car," Edward had grinned at me while I was lunging for his throught.
I was ready to pulverise him.
* * *
After Esme had made him apologise and order me a new car (he was paying for it), buy me a new bed, and telling me that the green would fade out of my hair after a few washes, I was only mad enough rip him apart.
Jasper winced a little every time he passed me, that's how angry I still was. I'd spent the night in the shower, so bởi dawn, my hair was back to normal.
Edward was going to pay. Big time.
Almost as soon as we pulled into the driveway, I noticed that my ferrari was not where it was supposed to be. Moreover, it was dented. And painted lime green, for crying out loud.
I screamed, and Emmett had to hold me back while I started yelling obscenities at Edward. I almost ripped him to shreds, burnt the pieces and danced around the pile.
I was that mad.
As if he wanted to die, he'd poured syrup on my bed.
"It wasn't my idea. It was Jacob's. I just put it into action," he'd said.
Then, that night, when I washed my hair, I came out with vôi green hair. I HATED GREEN!!!
"Cheer up. At least bạn match your car," Edward had grinned at me while I was lunging for his throught.
I was ready to pulverise him.
* * *
After Esme had made him apologise and order me a new car (he was paying for it), buy me a new bed, and telling me that the green would fade out of my hair after a few washes, I was only mad enough rip him apart.
Jasper winced a little every time he passed me, that's how angry I still was. I'd spent the night in the shower, so bởi dawn, my hair was back to normal.
Edward was going to pay. Big time.
The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what bạn told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that bạn heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a người hâm mộ girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be tim, trái tim broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When bạn touch Aro make sure bạn think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if bạn get seriously hurt and, hoặc die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy ngày annoying Aro though!
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what bạn told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that bạn heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a người hâm mộ girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be tim, trái tim broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When bạn touch Aro make sure bạn think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if bạn get seriously hurt and, hoặc die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy ngày annoying Aro though!
