10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming bạn have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the vượt qua, cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming bạn have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the vượt qua, cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
đã đăng bởi Twilight_News - 28/01/10 at 09:01 am
At the opening of their new Luân Đôn department store, Selfridges held a survey to find out the hàng đầu, đầu trang kisses of the past decade. Coming in at number one on their danh sách was the Kiss between Edward and Bella in “Twilight.” Considering the current người hâm mộ frenzy and media hype surrounding the “are they/aren’t they” relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Other kisses on the danh sách include the upside down Spider-man Kiss and the Kiss from Brokeback Mountain. Entertainment Wise has the details including a slide hiển thị of các bức ảnh of Kristen and Rob
black moon những người hâm mộ im so sorry im not nghề viết văn very often hope your not mad!
i cant write every ngày cause of my trang chủ works :(
but dont give up on me i promise to write soon!!
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Regarding Kayla.....
Guys, I regret to inform bạn that my internet had committed technical suicide. I have stolen someone's laptop to write this and I hate to tell bạn that until someone revives my internet no further Kayla chapters can be posted.
This is an unforseen event and I will kick as many asses as I can to get the internet working agan.
I will continue to write the chapters and try to steal as many laptops and PCs as possible to post them.
I hate that I leave my story with bạn at such a critical point. Unfortunately this post is just a spur of the moment thing and I don't have my memory stick with me hoặc I'd shove a chapter on at the end of this message.
Very sorry my peeps. bạn can verbally abuse me, my internet hoặc BT broadband hoặc all three!
Emmii-Luu
Guys, I regret to inform bạn that my internet had committed technical suicide. I have stolen someone's laptop to write this and I hate to tell bạn that until someone revives my internet no further Kayla chapters can be posted.
This is an unforseen event and I will kick as many asses as I can to get the internet working agan.
I will continue to write the chapters and try to steal as many laptops and PCs as possible to post them.
I hate that I leave my story with bạn at such a critical point. Unfortunately this post is just a spur of the moment thing and I don't have my memory stick with me hoặc I'd shove a chapter on at the end of this message.
Very sorry my peeps. bạn can verbally abuse me, my internet hoặc BT broadband hoặc all three!
Emmii-Luu