Hi, my name is Jonas. I'm thirteen. I'm...well, not what bạn would consider normal.
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store tiếp theo door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say con cừu, cừu ma cà rồng Rock on them. Yeah, I tình yêu the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with con cừu, cừu that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into con cừu, cừu ma cà rồng that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of cô ca left from an năm cách đây shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or bạn shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
Jonas's glass of Coke