chris:hey its chris mclain with a new season of total drama .....total.....drama....couple!!!!!
we have courtney,trent,gwen,duncan,sierra,cody,bridgette,and alejandro in the cute kisses(team)
katie,noah,sadie,harold,heather,justin,beth,brady in the lovely smoothes(team)
chris:ok campers your first challenge is bạn have to find a flashlight key chain in the dark.
courtney:lets chẻ, phân chia, split up
10 phút later
gwen and duncan:where are we??
*jumps on him and starts making out*
courtney and trent:WTF!
courtney:who cares about duncan
trent:gwen is way worse
courtney:shes a idiot for dumping you
trent:your realy hot duncans a dumbass
*courtney kisses him*
sierra:aww thats so cute im so gonna blog it
*sierra just jumps on him and starts to makeout with him*
alejandro:wanna start something?
*alejadnro takes of shirt*
*she tackles him then starts making out*
harold:wheres the stupid flashlight???
*harold rips off sadies shirt*
harold:found the flashlight!
sadie:THATS MY SHIRT!!!!
sadie:well um wanna kiss?
harold:well leshawna broke up with me so sure!!!
noah:I FOUND THE FLASHLIGHT!!
noah:if u mean makeout as celebrate then yes
*starts making out*
justin:heather ur cute with a ponytail
heather:thnx but stfu and focus
justin:i saw ur boobs remember tdi theyre hot like u
heather:well ur hot 2
*justin just kisses her all of a sudden*
*beth and brady makeout*
beth:i mso happy your in this season
beth:didnt we hav a challenge??
BACK AT CAMP
katie:were gonna win!
noah:um i Mất tích the flahlight
lovely smoothes:ARE U F**KING KIDDING ME!!!
chris:so i guess both teams vote someone off
chris:if i say ur name ur safe
chris:the final marshmellow goes to.............
*beth and sierra are voted off*
chris:so we saw the couples will courtney and trent make an aliiance?will leshawna come back and best the sh*t out of sadie?will alejandro get another girL?all will be answered and part 2