Chef: Last time on TDRC! The lazy Maggots went on a hunt to find the mutant động vật to give them a hair cut. Blond haired hot boy flirted with the goody-goody which mad swimmer boy mad. Miss nicey nicey tried to flirt with mister nicey-nicey! In the end, it was Robert who got eliminated. Hello Maggots! I bet your wonder why I'm doing this intro! Well, Chris is gone to a award hiển thị so I'm here to hurt the maggots to their limit.... hoặc burn them to death. What will I do? Find out right now on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!
(theme song)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: bạn are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first bạn and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on bạn right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then bạn have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do bạn want Jordan to notice bạn hoặc not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard chịu, gấu crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's thực phẩm on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP hoặc YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard chịu, gấu crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt thêm than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if bạn don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality hiển thị is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts chịu, gấu crawling)
(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(
(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 một phút later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think bạn broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! bạn got 14 phút left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...
(2 phút later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: bạn got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!
(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) bạn think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(
(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares thêm into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! bạn made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. bạn can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. bạn got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that bạn can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter phòng bếp, nhà bếp and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are bạn okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: bạn did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't bạn learn to shut your mouth!
May: So bạn were the one who lấy trộm, đánh cắp our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. bạn are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. bạn will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm on earth!
May: I tình yêu Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who lấy trộm, đánh cắp our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. bạn guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell bạn want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, bạn go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with cà chua souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! bạn guys haven't been diễn xuất like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: bạn wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do bạn wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: thêm important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 phút later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask bạn something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would bạn go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, bạn let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their thực phẩm on the bàn in front of Chef)
Chef: What do bạn call this?!
Marissa: thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see bạn guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)
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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. bạn can either IM me, hộp thư đến me, hoặc bình luận below your vote.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
(theme song)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: bạn are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first bạn and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on bạn right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then bạn have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do bạn want Jordan to notice bạn hoặc not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard chịu, gấu crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's thực phẩm on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP hoặc YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard chịu, gấu crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt thêm than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if bạn don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality hiển thị is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts chịu, gấu crawling)
(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(
(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 một phút later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think bạn broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! bạn got 14 phút left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...
(2 phút later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: bạn got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!
(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) bạn think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(
(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares thêm into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! bạn made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. bạn can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. bạn got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that bạn can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter phòng bếp, nhà bếp and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are bạn okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: bạn did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't bạn learn to shut your mouth!
May: So bạn were the one who lấy trộm, đánh cắp our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. bạn are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. bạn will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm on earth!
May: I tình yêu Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who lấy trộm, đánh cắp our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. bạn guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell bạn want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, bạn go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with cà chua souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! bạn guys haven't been diễn xuất like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: bạn wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do bạn wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: thêm important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 phút later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask bạn something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would bạn go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, bạn let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their thực phẩm on the bàn in front of Chef)
Chef: What do bạn call this?!
Marissa: thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see bạn guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)
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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. bạn can either IM me, hộp thư đến me, hoặc bình luận below your vote.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
Courtney + Duncan
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TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!...
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TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!...
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TOTAL DRAMA THE MUSICAL!
heres the link to the song vv
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Jacki, Duncan, and Brittani
Rikki, when she's not causing natural disasters :P
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"Mom,Natile ran away!!"Shawn yelled to his mom.
i don't know where i am goin but i don't care.
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"Mom,Natile ran away!!"Shawn yelled to his mom.
i don't know where i am goin but i don't care.
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