This is a romance meme in honor of Valentine's day! The results are sexual, flirtatious and all around completely awkward.
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if bạn have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of bạn who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I tình yêu
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in tình yêu with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] hoặc stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I tình yêu you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! bạn can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... bạn were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never bọc your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find bạn super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making bạn like another girl hoặc anything because I want to passionately makeout with bạn on my giường hoặc anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts kissing her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with bạn anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in tình yêu with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on bạn with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating hoặc does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up bởi [10], on a blind ngày with [7]. Does the ngày go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the ngày has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under bàn with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the bàn again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts kissing him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask bạn something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO bạn HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this câu hỏi has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes trang chủ and finds [1] in giường with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess đào cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did bạn know đào and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet tình yêu scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made bạn a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are đắng, cay đắng rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do bạn want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have bạn seen her eyes? bạn can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before bạn can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] hoặc [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with bạn when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with bạn when I'm a guy! It's a wonder bạn haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do bạn talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] hoặc [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud hoặc gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in tình yêu with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if bạn have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of bạn who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I tình yêu
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in tình yêu with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] hoặc stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I tình yêu you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! bạn can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... bạn were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never bọc your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find bạn super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making bạn like another girl hoặc anything because I want to passionately makeout with bạn on my giường hoặc anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts kissing her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with bạn anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in tình yêu with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on bạn with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating hoặc does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up bởi [10], on a blind ngày with [7]. Does the ngày go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the ngày has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under bàn with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the bàn again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts kissing him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask bạn something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO bạn HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this câu hỏi has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes trang chủ and finds [1] in giường with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess đào cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did bạn know đào and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet tình yêu scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made bạn a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are đắng, cay đắng rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do bạn want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have bạn seen her eyes? bạn can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before bạn can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] hoặc [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with bạn when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with bạn when I'm a guy! It's a wonder bạn haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do bạn talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] hoặc [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud hoặc gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in tình yêu with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."