It's been a while since I've done an interview of any sort. The last one was with old!Roxanne who stills stares into my soul ever time I enter this spot. I'm very bored today, as bạn might be able to tell. So this abomination happened. Warning: Most of my Ocs, and especially myself, use some pretty bad language xDD
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Red curtains pull open to reveal a junky, makeshift stage. There are many people scattered about the stage with bored expressions on their faces. Mumbling of the few that will talk to eachother can be heard. Some keep glancing at the clock, waiting for their "host," who was almost 30 phút late, to arrive. When finally, the host barges through the door and comes onto the stage, while drinking a very large bottle of generic cola. The host looks to be about 13 years old and is of short stature, with brown hair messily braided in the back. She looks just as bored as the others who had already been on stage. She casually walks over, and then stands in front of the large đi văng positioned in the middle of stage and glares at those who occupy it, waiting for someone to di chuyển so she can sit down. Finally, two boys who had been sprawled on the đi văng sit up to give her room. She sits down, stretches a bit, and then scratches her head. Her attention is then turned to the camera which is sitting right in front of her, offstage. Her eyes narrow and then she turns to the others.
"What were we supposed to be doing again?"
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TDIlover226: Okay, okay, okay. I get it. I don't need all of bạn yelling at me at the same time. I'm aware of what we're doing now. An interview.. Who the hell signed me up for this hợp đồng biểu diễn, gig, biểu diễn again?
Shawniece: Gig? bạn called us here, yourself! And if I'm not going to be interviewed, than I'm leaving right now.
Tammi: Lighten up, Shawni. At least we all get to see eachother, again. It's kind of like an OC reunion. I haven't seen Ro-Ro in ages! Oh my Goodness, your hair grew, Ro-Ro!
Toby: I know, right! Look at your hair, Roxy, it's gotten so much longer in these past few months. bạn stopped getting it trimmed, didn't you? *Starts playing with Roxanne's hair*
Roxanne: *swats his hands away* Keep your dirty hands away from my hair hoặc I swear to fuc--
Seiamica: Don't use such bad language, Roxanne! It's not good for your soul hoặc your aura..
Roxanne: Utter bullshit, that is.
Seiamica: *pouts*
JG: An interview is suppose to have questions. So hurry it up and ask us stuff, TD. I'd like to leave sometime soon.
TDIlover226: Fine, alright. I was hoping that the little conversation that bạn guys were having there could carry on for a while and I wouldn't have to do anything, but alright.
I have a câu hỏi for Shawniece. You're pretty pissy all the time, yes? Is it because you're flat-chested and you're frustrated because of that? -w-
Shawniece:What the hell does being flat-chested have to with my pissines- I mean, HEY. I'm not flat-chested! hoặc pissy! D:<
TDIlover226: Riiight.. I has a câu hỏi for Roxanne, now. Who is your best friend?
Roxanne: My computer.
TDIlover226: Who is your best HUMAN friend?
Roxanne: No one.
Toby and Tammi: D:
Roxanne: Like I said. NO ONE.
TDIlover226: That's harsh, bro. Hey, JG. Why do dye your hair?
JG: Shouldn't bạn know that, yourself? You're my creator -.-
TDIlover226: Just answer the question, biatch.
JG: I dye my hair because I don't want to look like Caitlnn. We almost looked indentical before I straightened and dyed my hair. And besides, blue is an excellent color, if bạn ask me.
TDIlover226: M'kay. I has a q--
Roxanne: I have a câu hỏi for Bryana. Why do bạn continue to be Calvin's bodygaurd even though bạn continially say that bạn can't stand being around him?
Bryana: It's pretty entertaining to scare people off and even beat them up at times. it's even thêm entertaining knowing that you're getting paid for it.
Roxanne: I can see that. But don't bạn also think that bạn depend on Calvin? I've seen the both of bạn get absoluetly pissed at eachother, enough to result to physical fights, but it seems like after the fight is over, you're the one running back and apologizing even when it's clear that it was his fault.
Bryana: Depend on that little brat? Not in a million years.
Roxanne: He seems to be the only one who can break through your barrier. Why is that, then? No one else, not even someone as pissy as myself is able to make your aqaintance. Are bạn sure that bạn aren't just as clung to him as your trước đó "friends"?
Bryana: Clung to him? Of course not. That's an awful thought right there. Besides, I-
TDilover226: Note to self, never get two intelligent OCs in a debate. The big words hurt my brain too much and this is becoming way too long of a conversation. Question: dismissed. Now, I have a câu hỏi for Steven. Are bạn gay? -w-
Steven: I dunno :3
TDIlover226: bạn answered that pretty casually ._. Why do bạn not know?
Steven: Because bạn don't know, therefor I don't know. But I bet your smart-ass Ocs probably know, because even they're smarter than bạn :3
TDIlover226: bạn little prick -n- ...OMGWTFBBQ. I'M OUT OF GENERIC COLA! I need someone to go get som thêm for me..
JG: We're in the middle of an interview, here. bạn can't just send someone out.
Caitlnn: Yeah, she can >3 Just send the most meaningless OC to get it. Their absence won't be missed.
TDIlover226: Hmm.. *points to Calvin, then Steven, then Link* I'll play eenie meenie miney mo.
JG: I can understand Calvin, and I can definitely understand Steven--
Steven: xin chào D:<
JG: But why Link? :c
TDIlover226: Yeah, you're right. The little bastard got a pretty high ranking in one of my pick các câu hỏi asking about favorites.. Okay, I'll play eenie meenie miney mo with bạn two..
Vincent: Just send Calvin -n-
TDIlover226: Okay 8D bạn *points at Calvin* GENERIC COLA FOR YOUR MASTER. NOW.
Calvin: Bitch, please..
Bryana: Go get the cola, bitch.
Calvin: Okay :c
TDIlover226: OKAY! Now that my cola withdraw is beign looked into, I have a câu hỏi for Seiamica. Who are bạn best friends?
Seiamica: Oh, um. JG, and Vincent, and Tammi, and Caitlnn, and Steven, and Link, and.. Well, a lot of people. Just not Calvin <:3
TDIlover226: Nice answer -w- câu hỏi for the Beldane twins. On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do bạn hate Duncan? 1 being bạn don't hate him at all, and 10 being bạn want gab him in the face with an office stapler.
Caitlnn: 7 <:3
JG: Googol.
TDIlover226: câu hỏi for the rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet sisters. How do bạn feel about your uncle? xDD
Tammi: Uncle Chef is pretty nice. He even takes me shopping sometimes.
Shawniece: That guy's cooking is pure awful.
TDIlover226: Okay. câu hỏi FOR EVERYBODEH! What do yuo think of Calvin? >3
JG: He's a man-bitch.
Link: He's a jackass D:
Seiamica: I don't like him very much. He's mean to me.
Tammi: He's a brat.
Caitlnn: Calvin is the most annoying, bratty little prick I've ever met. I hope he dies in a hole 8D
Calvin: I'm back -.- ...BITCH, I'M NOT DYING IN A HOLE! bạn CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE!
Caitlnn: Like hell I'm dying in a hole, bạn little fuck-face 8D
Calvin: Fuck-face!? Have bạn seen YOUR face, Miss UGLEH.
TDIlover226: Heyheyheyheyheyheyhey HEY.
Stop fighting, bạn guys D:< Violence is never the answer, and-- WAIT, bạn NEVER BROUGHT ME MY GENERIC COLA bạn LITTLE BITCH!
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The camera falls over, and bạn can see JG and Link walking to it. JG picks it up.
"Well, I guess that's all for now. I'm gonna get out of here. I'm pretty sure that if the bitchy host had a gun, she'd probably start to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy it over some soda. So see bạn guys later."
*Turns off camera*
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Red curtains pull open to reveal a junky, makeshift stage. There are many people scattered about the stage with bored expressions on their faces. Mumbling of the few that will talk to eachother can be heard. Some keep glancing at the clock, waiting for their "host," who was almost 30 phút late, to arrive. When finally, the host barges through the door and comes onto the stage, while drinking a very large bottle of generic cola. The host looks to be about 13 years old and is of short stature, with brown hair messily braided in the back. She looks just as bored as the others who had already been on stage. She casually walks over, and then stands in front of the large đi văng positioned in the middle of stage and glares at those who occupy it, waiting for someone to di chuyển so she can sit down. Finally, two boys who had been sprawled on the đi văng sit up to give her room. She sits down, stretches a bit, and then scratches her head. Her attention is then turned to the camera which is sitting right in front of her, offstage. Her eyes narrow and then she turns to the others.
"What were we supposed to be doing again?"
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TDIlover226: Okay, okay, okay. I get it. I don't need all of bạn yelling at me at the same time. I'm aware of what we're doing now. An interview.. Who the hell signed me up for this hợp đồng biểu diễn, gig, biểu diễn again?
Shawniece: Gig? bạn called us here, yourself! And if I'm not going to be interviewed, than I'm leaving right now.
Tammi: Lighten up, Shawni. At least we all get to see eachother, again. It's kind of like an OC reunion. I haven't seen Ro-Ro in ages! Oh my Goodness, your hair grew, Ro-Ro!
Toby: I know, right! Look at your hair, Roxy, it's gotten so much longer in these past few months. bạn stopped getting it trimmed, didn't you? *Starts playing with Roxanne's hair*
Roxanne: *swats his hands away* Keep your dirty hands away from my hair hoặc I swear to fuc--
Seiamica: Don't use such bad language, Roxanne! It's not good for your soul hoặc your aura..
Roxanne: Utter bullshit, that is.
Seiamica: *pouts*
JG: An interview is suppose to have questions. So hurry it up and ask us stuff, TD. I'd like to leave sometime soon.
TDIlover226: Fine, alright. I was hoping that the little conversation that bạn guys were having there could carry on for a while and I wouldn't have to do anything, but alright.
I have a câu hỏi for Shawniece. You're pretty pissy all the time, yes? Is it because you're flat-chested and you're frustrated because of that? -w-
Shawniece:What the hell does being flat-chested have to with my pissines- I mean, HEY. I'm not flat-chested! hoặc pissy! D:<
TDIlover226: Riiight.. I has a câu hỏi for Roxanne, now. Who is your best friend?
Roxanne: My computer.
TDIlover226: Who is your best HUMAN friend?
Roxanne: No one.
Toby and Tammi: D:
Roxanne: Like I said. NO ONE.
TDIlover226: That's harsh, bro. Hey, JG. Why do dye your hair?
JG: Shouldn't bạn know that, yourself? You're my creator -.-
TDIlover226: Just answer the question, biatch.
JG: I dye my hair because I don't want to look like Caitlnn. We almost looked indentical before I straightened and dyed my hair. And besides, blue is an excellent color, if bạn ask me.
TDIlover226: M'kay. I has a q--
Roxanne: I have a câu hỏi for Bryana. Why do bạn continue to be Calvin's bodygaurd even though bạn continially say that bạn can't stand being around him?
Bryana: It's pretty entertaining to scare people off and even beat them up at times. it's even thêm entertaining knowing that you're getting paid for it.
Roxanne: I can see that. But don't bạn also think that bạn depend on Calvin? I've seen the both of bạn get absoluetly pissed at eachother, enough to result to physical fights, but it seems like after the fight is over, you're the one running back and apologizing even when it's clear that it was his fault.
Bryana: Depend on that little brat? Not in a million years.
Roxanne: He seems to be the only one who can break through your barrier. Why is that, then? No one else, not even someone as pissy as myself is able to make your aqaintance. Are bạn sure that bạn aren't just as clung to him as your trước đó "friends"?
Bryana: Clung to him? Of course not. That's an awful thought right there. Besides, I-
TDilover226: Note to self, never get two intelligent OCs in a debate. The big words hurt my brain too much and this is becoming way too long of a conversation. Question: dismissed. Now, I have a câu hỏi for Steven. Are bạn gay? -w-
Steven: I dunno :3
TDIlover226: bạn answered that pretty casually ._. Why do bạn not know?
Steven: Because bạn don't know, therefor I don't know. But I bet your smart-ass Ocs probably know, because even they're smarter than bạn :3
TDIlover226: bạn little prick -n- ...OMGWTFBBQ. I'M OUT OF GENERIC COLA! I need someone to go get som thêm for me..
JG: We're in the middle of an interview, here. bạn can't just send someone out.
Caitlnn: Yeah, she can >3 Just send the most meaningless OC to get it. Their absence won't be missed.
TDIlover226: Hmm.. *points to Calvin, then Steven, then Link* I'll play eenie meenie miney mo.
JG: I can understand Calvin, and I can definitely understand Steven--
Steven: xin chào D:<
JG: But why Link? :c
TDIlover226: Yeah, you're right. The little bastard got a pretty high ranking in one of my pick các câu hỏi asking about favorites.. Okay, I'll play eenie meenie miney mo with bạn two..
Vincent: Just send Calvin -n-
TDIlover226: Okay 8D bạn *points at Calvin* GENERIC COLA FOR YOUR MASTER. NOW.
Calvin: Bitch, please..
Bryana: Go get the cola, bitch.
Calvin: Okay :c
TDIlover226: OKAY! Now that my cola withdraw is beign looked into, I have a câu hỏi for Seiamica. Who are bạn best friends?
Seiamica: Oh, um. JG, and Vincent, and Tammi, and Caitlnn, and Steven, and Link, and.. Well, a lot of people. Just not Calvin <:3
TDIlover226: Nice answer -w- câu hỏi for the Beldane twins. On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do bạn hate Duncan? 1 being bạn don't hate him at all, and 10 being bạn want gab him in the face with an office stapler.
Caitlnn: 7 <:3
JG: Googol.
TDIlover226: câu hỏi for the rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet sisters. How do bạn feel about your uncle? xDD
Tammi: Uncle Chef is pretty nice. He even takes me shopping sometimes.
Shawniece: That guy's cooking is pure awful.
TDIlover226: Okay. câu hỏi FOR EVERYBODEH! What do yuo think of Calvin? >3
JG: He's a man-bitch.
Link: He's a jackass D:
Seiamica: I don't like him very much. He's mean to me.
Tammi: He's a brat.
Caitlnn: Calvin is the most annoying, bratty little prick I've ever met. I hope he dies in a hole 8D
Calvin: I'm back -.- ...BITCH, I'M NOT DYING IN A HOLE! bạn CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE!
Caitlnn: Like hell I'm dying in a hole, bạn little fuck-face 8D
Calvin: Fuck-face!? Have bạn seen YOUR face, Miss UGLEH.
TDIlover226: Heyheyheyheyheyheyhey HEY.
Stop fighting, bạn guys D:< Violence is never the answer, and-- WAIT, bạn NEVER BROUGHT ME MY GENERIC COLA bạn LITTLE BITCH!
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The camera falls over, and bạn can see JG and Link walking to it. JG picks it up.
"Well, I guess that's all for now. I'm gonna get out of here. I'm pretty sure that if the bitchy host had a gun, she'd probably start to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy it over some soda. So see bạn guys later."
*Turns off camera*
Age:16
City: Mayfield, New York
Fears: Bees, rejection
Bio: Bio: She's a very unique person, she acts like the tough girl but she's very shy at times. She has very useful skills in technology but she reads. She HATES Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner but she loves Taylor nhanh, swift and George Lopez. She doesn't like to act in public but when she's wth her Những người bạn and family she can be very very VERY dramatic. A Noah and Courtney obsesser, thank bạn very much. And hidden in her locket is a picture of her and her grandmother. When crystal was 13 here grandmother died of murder bởi a drunk guy so that locket so that locket means a lot to her. Once she met her best friend, Delores, she has gotten over her grandmother very well.
Personality: She's very moody, can laugh easliy, likes to joke around, but hates to be wrong. When on here good side, she can be a lot of fun, but when she's mad hoặc sad, she tends to be uhh violent.
Crush: Noah, Tyler
Enimies: Duncan, Gwen