Chris:Yo!Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!Somewere in Muskoka Ontario!Here will compete 22 campers to win 100 000$.They have here thực phẩm *laughs* Disgusting food!Tapes all over!A Campfire Ceremony!Cabins for boys and girls!You will see thêm in Total...Drama...Island!


Theme song...


Chris:The first camper is.....Beth!
Beth:*hugs Chris*Hi, Chris!It's so incredible to meet you!Wow!You're shorter in the real life!
Chris:Ya!
Katie and Sadie:EEEEEE!Hi!
Chris:*covers his ears*Hey!Welcome to Camp-
Harold:Are here comfortable beds and math studies?
Chris:Yes...And no!Next!
Beth:Hi!
Gwen:*sighs*Hi!You're staying here?
Chris:No!You're staying here!Here's the contract!
Gwen:*brokes the contract*I am not staying here!
Chris:Cool!Because to arrive back trang chủ bạn must swim!
Gwen:*looks back*Jerk!
Lindsay:Hi, Chip!Is nice to meet you!
Chris:Thanks!And my name is Chris!
Lindsay:*thinks*
Chris:Chris McLean...The host!
Lindsay:Umm...I don't know you!
Chris:*confused*O...Kay?Next!
Duncan:Hey!
Chris:Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!
Duncan:*sighs*I'm sick of this, but better than in the prison!
Chris:Ok!Next!
Geoff:*sings*Hey, ya!Party like a rockstar!
Chris:Wow!A pretty good voice!
Geoff:Thanks, dude!
Chris:Your welcome!Next!
Heather:How are you, morons?
Gwen:Weird!
Heather:Hey, Chris!Who's handsome today?
Chris:*smirk*Thanks!Next!
LeShawna:What's up, ya'll?LeShawna's in da house!
Harold:Wow!You're big and loud!
LeShawna:What are bạn saying to me?Oh, I know already!*fights with Harold*
Lindsay and Gwen:*stop their fighting*
Cody:Hey, ladies!Are bạn single?If yes, Cody's here!
Chris:Cody!Code-ster!Man!I heard your audition!You sing very...Cool!
Cody:Thanks!It's from my father which is a singer!He sang in a lot of concerts!
Chris:Okay!Next!
Courtney:Hi!It's very nice to meet bạn all!
Lindsay:Oh, hi!I saw bạn in the Class President, Kerry!
Courtney:Um...My name is Courtney!
Chris:Not interested!Next!
Noah:*reads and falls on the dock* *the book falls on his head*Hi!
Katie:Nice hat!
Noah:What hat?Oh..It was my book!
Chris:Um...Next!
Avril:Hi!
Heather:Oh My Gosh!It's Avril Lavigne!
Avril:Hi, Heather!*hugs her*
Heather:Can I be your friend?
Avril:Sure!Everyone can be my...friend!*looks at Duncan*
Heather:Avril?
Avril:Yes?
Heather:Come to the real life!
Avril:Oh...Ok!I'm so sorry!
Heather:Nevermind!And, whatever, you're my friend!
Chris:Blah, blah, blah!Next!
Bridgette:Hey, guys!What's up?
Geoff:Hey!I'm Geoff!
Bridgette:Hi, Chris!*she goes and give with the surfboard at Chris's head*
Chris:Owww!That's gotta hurt!Next!Still gotta hurt!
Everybody hear a song from Justin on the boat.
Lindsay:Wow!
Sadie and Katie:*faint*
Justin:Chris McLean!What's up?
Chris:I'm very well, bro!
Lindsay:Hi, Jason!
Justin:My name is Justin.
Chris:*rolls his eyes*Next!
DJ:Wow!Chris McLean!What's up, man?
Chris:I'm good!I saw bạn cooking!I can't wait to taste your food!
DJ:Thank you, man!
Chris:Next!
Trent:Hey, dude!Wassup?
Chris:I am standing here and I have a hiển thị to start!Next!
Izzy:Hi, Chris!Hi!*falls with the chin on the deck*
Courtney:Let's help her!Anyone?
Avril:Me!
Courtney:Ok!*holds Izzy's hand*
Izzy:WHOA!Thank bạn so much!
Courtney:No problem!
Chris:Next!
Owen:This is awesome!WooHoo!*hugs Chris*
Chris:Look at my shirt!It's new!
Owen:Sorry, man!
Chris:Nevermind!Next!
Eva:*comes angry*Hey!
Cody:Um...Are these weights?
Eva:Ya.*throws the weights on his leg*
Avril:Hey!Leave my friend alone!
Cody:Am I your friend?
Avril:Yes!
Cody:I finally have a grilfriend!Have bạn heard this, dad?
Avril:No!We're just friends.
Chris:Aww!Next!
Ezekiel:I like this place, eh.
Chris:I know that bạn was grown bởi some odd parents and...
Ezekiel:I think I saw a bird!
Trent:*laughs*
Chris:...try to don't be eliminated too early!
Chris:And the last camper is...Tyler!
Tyler:WooHoo!*falls into others' bagages*
Avril:*looks worried*Are bạn okay?
Tyler:Yes I am...WOW!Are bạn Avril Lavigne?
Avril:Ya!
Tyler:Nice!


At the Campfire Ceremony...
Chris:Here is the Campfire Ceremony!Everyone, except one, will receive a marshmallow!The one who doesn't receive the marshmallow, will make a step on the Dock Of Shame and will go with the thuyền Of Losers.Questions?
Lindsay:Excuse me, Kyle!Can I stay in the lều, cabin with the nearest look from the lake if I am the prettiest?
Chris:No.And again, my name is Chris!I made some plans with the teams!Ok.In the first time will be Heather, Duncan, Gwen, Avril, LeShawna, Lindsay, Courtney, Sadie, Cody, Noah, Izzy and Owen.And the một giây team will be Bridgette, Beth, Geoff, Ezekiel, Eva, DJ, Katie, Harold, Justin, Trent and Tyler.
Katie:This is not fair!I am away from my BFF, Sadie!I tình yêu you, Sadie!*cries*
Sadie:I tình yêu bạn too!*cries*
Chris:Ok.Now let's go to the cabin.


At the cabins...
Avril:*sings*You're so good to me, baby...
Courtney:*pushes her things on the floor*
Avril:What did bạn do?
Courtney:It was a mistake!I smashed into bạn and the things fell on the floor!
Avril:Ok!
Courtney:*thinking*In her dreams...
Gwen:Wow!Is so awesome in-
Lindsay:*screams*Help me!I saw a bug!
Duncan:Everyone!Run!*kills the bug*
Avril:Thank bạn for killing the bug!You're a hero...
Heather:You do this again...
Avril:What?
Heather:That thing with...Are bạn in tình yêu with Duncan?
Avril:No...Why do bạn ask?
Chris:Let's go at the lunch!


At the kitchen...
Chris:Come on and meet Chef, guys!
Avril:*gulps*Is he old?
Chef:*screams*On who do bạn make an old man?
Avril:*shudders*I'm Avril Lavigne!
Chef:I don't care!Next!
Gwen:Um...The thực phẩm moves.
Chef:*crushes her food*
Gwen:O..k?
Avril:*sits down*I didn't get anything!     
Heather:Take some thực phẩm from me!
Avril:Awwww!Thank you!*hugs Heather*
Heather:Your welcome, my friend!
Courtney:*rolls her eyes* *thinking*One day, Avril will die!*screams*I want to be popular!
All:*turn around*
Courtney:*sits down*
Chris:I will tell bạn the first challenge!
Courtney:The first challenge?Hm...How hard can be?


At the cliff...
All:Oh My Gosh!


To be continued...
    
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