Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my tim, trái tim every Thursday. bạn are my yêu thích hiển thị and have been for a number of years. I want bạn to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want bạn to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a ti vi hiển thị and its characters. However, I am trang chủ sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: bạn goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. bạn have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that bạn choose to be.") and your tổng thể uncouth-ness in general. I think bạn and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If bạn break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever bởi thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: bạn are so funny when bạn are being serious. bạn are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that bạn fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your bàn chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. bạn and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think bạn two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things bạn đã đưa ý kiến when being driven to the hospital ("You can't ngọn lửa, chữa cháy me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. dao, con dao and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: bạn are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that bạn are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that bạn will forever tình yêu Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my tim, trái tim like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have bạn ever considered the fact that perhaps bạn are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends bởi being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: bạn are an amazing person. bạn manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. bạn were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at bờ biển, bãi biển Day, my tim, trái tim swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill bạn for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made bạn want to be thêm honest with everybody, because bạn used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. bạn will be a great artist someday, and bạn won the tim, trái tim of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that bạn and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike bạn for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends bởi being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: bạn are a warrior, no matter how bitchy bạn may be towards Phyllis. bạn find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of bạn to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what bạn named him, even though I tình yêu the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): bạn are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way bạn could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for bạn that bạn Mất tích your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses bạn wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of bạn are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish bạn happiness as bạn deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. bạn are all hilarious and I tình yêu bạn dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. bạn stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes bạn are good people, bạn both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: bạn were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and bạn took her for granted. Also, bạn tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive bạn for either of those things.
Karen: I know bạn have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but bạn called Pam a chó cái, bitch and bạn played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, bạn told Jim to di chuyển to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like bạn in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego bởi nghề viết văn him a letter.
The Office, I will always tình yêu you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my đít, mông, ass off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4
