Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the tiêu đề of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
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NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, hoặc she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society hoặc something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy đã đưa ý kiến suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked gin, rượu gin nervously hoping she didn't get sick hoặc anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me trang chủ in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined bởi saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing bạn then."Envy đã đưa ý kiến with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike trang chủ I noticed that I was đọc thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when gin, rượu gin made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk hoặc something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I đã đưa ý kiến as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I đã đưa ý kiến as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She đã đưa ý kiến as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She đã đưa ý kiến nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I đã đưa ý kiến as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
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