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1. For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my giờ of ti vi is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
Ellen DeGeneres

2. I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
Ellen DeGeneres

3. I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
Ellen DeGeneres

4. I was coming trang chủ from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
Ellen DeGeneres

5. I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when bạn sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.'
Ellen DeGeneres

6. My grandmother started walking five miles a ngày when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

7. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. [i/]
Ellen Degeneres

8. [i]Sometimes bạn can't see yourself clearly until bạn see yourself through the eyes of others.[i/]
Ellen DeGeneres

9. [i]Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then bạn know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Ellen DeGeneres

10. The only thing that scares me thêm than không gian aliens is the idea that there aren't any không gian aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Ellen DeGeneres [u/]

11. In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but bạn could see it a whole lot better.
[u]Ellen DeGeneres, (attributed)


12. They say bạn just stand over there, he'll say thank bạn and bạn walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five hoặc six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Ellen DeGeneres, Commenting on being called over to sit with Johnny Carson back in 1986

13. I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One

14. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One

15. Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally bạn wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One

16. The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she đã đưa ý kiến "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One

17. Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
Ellen DeGeneres, Newsweek, 04-97, regarding Jerry Falwell's các bình luận

18. The way I see it... If bạn need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
Ellen DeGeneres, On Cell phones and driving

19. I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe bạn don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995

20. bạn have to have funny faces and words, bạn can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
Ellen DeGeneres, US Magazine, January 1995
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Jessie, our 9 năm old Sô cô la cocker người nịnh hót, spaniel starts talking/whining as soon as she hears the person through the speaker ask to take our order. She knows there is a tidbit coming her way 😋. Enjoy!
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Hello,

My name is Claudia I am a direct descendant of the Clotilda Africans. The last known slave ship that illegally carried slaves to Mobile, Alabama in 1860.

In 1860 slavery was abolished. Due to a bet hoặc say thêm of a challenge Timothy Meaher a rich Planation owner placed wagered 110 slaves were transported and smuggled to Mobile Bay.

The story sounds unreal but it is real...and I am honored to be part of such history.





Recently wreckage of the ship is believed to be found.


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Ellen, check out this World Domination video! On my travels around the world, not many people recognized bạn and those that did, had some crazy opinions. FYI, everyone seems to know who Oprah is!
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