it's on now!! *whack at Cheery*

LMAO so this is what you had to do? i love it, pillow fight!
*whack back at you Momma P*

ohhh yeahhhhhh *whack at sleeping Nate*

oh no you didn't, actually he probably liked that;) *whack at sleeping allison and stalker boy*

I call Holly! *whack* then Hot Body Actress! *whack*
"Oww ow my toe! Damn she is strong"

lol dude lil miss veggie has some kick in her dip! *whack* oh man Super Vixen just flew in and got me! Dang her magic pillow is strong! *Whack* Man that HB veggie just got me in the eye! Oh its so on now!

o.O!!!

:OX Owwwww now Hot Body Actress has totally pinned Nate, how will he handle all this female love?

"hey hey Super Vixen, put the flame thrower away! that is cheating!"

oops *cheery drops her pillow filled with the midget strippers* sorry guys thought that was allowed!

uh oh now Super vixen has Nate, i think he's enjoying it;)! Uh OH and who ordered those trolls get them out of here *whack*

trolls "quick Hot Body to the fire escape, the trolls will eat you!"
"Super Vixen, hand over the flame thrower! *shoooooooooo*"

"Try getting burned troll out of the carpet" ha!

lmao

yall are weird xP

Nate you just catching on to that? LOL....*whack* I got Nate! he was distracted by Super Vixen's gams!

see thats not fair cause i was distracted for one!! and for two i cant hit girls whether its with a pillow or not its so not cool!

-protects self from attackiage-

awwwwwwwww Hot Body and Super Vixen aren't girls, they are crime fighters...you can dust them lightly with some feather pills...or what ever else you had planned kinky monkey

o.O

kinky stuff eh?

i didnt have anything planned for kinky stuff but yaaa know since u brought it uppp -tightens towel around waist then grabs some chocolate-

O.O

xP

no but seriously

-whacks everyone lightly with the pillow- o.O

dude dont forget to bring the whipcream! oh dude nate has chocolate heck yeah im making me some chocolate milk!

dude is this deja vu from Nathan's scene *super vixen walks over to nate* oops *she pulls towel off* yep that definitely was a nathan scene! *The midgets clap* well hey the midgets liked it nate

o.O

takin my towel and stuff

O.O o well i'm comfortable with my size so it doesnt bug me much LMAO

-puts some boxers and some jeans on- OK we're good

yea at least the midgets liked it xD but i'm not supposed to be the one stripping for them!! they should be stripping for me!!

well u asked for it nate *strippers get on top of table and start tearing it up coyote ugly style* bow chicka bow wow chicka wow wow, hello Nate;)

LMAO
even the midget strippers are drawn to ur perviness! oh look *strippers turns to nate and winks* bubbles just winked at you

-dies of laughter-

this whole pillow fight just turned into a strip club

I LOVE IT!

dude that's so what we could call this! OMG nate we are going to be so rich! Think about it we can have like a packaged deal, you get a pillow fight and complimentary midget strippers to go with it! We could call it like feathery navels or Soft Pillows and Hard Bodies! I can already hear the money rolling in *ca ching ca ching*

dude bubbles seriously has a thing for you, she cant stop looking at you! uh oh shes heading ur way! bow chicka bow wow, nate pillow fight of fun has gone porno lol

LMAO!

o.O

-puts on shirt to hide abs then hides-

midgets strippin is cool but i cant let one have a thing for me!! AH!!

moneyyyy i love moneyyyy xD

dieing!! u guys missed the part where Super Vixen is all distracted now, she has seen the light!

"Hey SV," HB cries
"Dude you're staring!"

run nate run! don't worry if an angry dance dance off breaks out ive got ur back! *bubbles walks up and starts chasing me with a spork* Gosh get a way from me you lil freaky midget! my love for sporks is ruined now! *cheery takes hair drier and points at bubbles* how do you like that bubbles now we can see how a bubble pops! idk why but for some reasons lil midgets are afraid of blow dryers (watch Wizard's of Waverly place if you dont believe me)

shes running away now! that will teach her to mess with us nate! *cheery does the whole weird joke male bump fist thing with nate and they dance around like acid monkeys*

i also love money!

lol

i'll i'm goin to bed yall

make sure bubbles doesnt sneak into my room o.O

lol will try nate! nighty night!

now momma p where did u go! are you and HB planning an attack?

oy with the pillows already!

u woke up Hottie Mcstalkerson! and he was grumpy and blamed me so now i've got a sore arm to match the bump on my head! xxxx

yeah allison came to join the party! well see hun it started out as a pillow fight then escalated into a strip club then turned into nate's on personal midget nightmare!

Oh and Hottie Mcstalkerson is with you! i only got one thing to say to that: bow chicka bow wow chicka bow wow

well he was sleeping so cutely until u walloped him with a pillow!
then he hit me and i hit him! then he pinned me on the bed and i've only just got the feeling back in my legs!

pillow fight - good
strip club - fantastic
midgets - off the hook

*slowly Hot Body and Momma P start walking behind the Cheery section carefully, so not to be noticed. Hot Body takes left, Momma P takes right, suddenly they swarm....* "Attack!" HB cries falling onto Super Vixen with a load of hard core pounding with her super pillow...

"I got Cheery, get back here you little Red head!" Momma P tries to corner Cheery but she is too slow, and old. Cheery breaks out bubbles, and launches him at her face.

*bam!* silence as Super Vixen busts in a magic pillow whack right to Momma P's face..."damn woman!"

*whack Alison falls into Anna Banana....*

gets pushed off anna banana...gets huge pillow wallops both cheery and momma P! they fall into each other and hug on the floor! while alison gets jealous and decides to join in (hugs) xxxx

dang i knew you guys were planning something! i knew bubbles would come in handy! uh oh *in cheerys attempt to use bubbles as protection she trips over nate who is asleep on the ground! bam* uh oh! now momma p has her trapped oh no and alison and ana banana are coming after cheery...hot mcstalkerson too (i dont think he liked me hitting him with that pillow, oh but he definitely liked pinning down allisoncat

alison is this turning into a scene from a woman's correctional facilitly? ;)

uh oh im so not being somebodys Bubba

"hey hey now, no hugs on my watch" Super CMM breaks in hearing the noise, and wants his Hot Body and Super Vixen back.

"Dude!" Momma P cries, "Get your own hoes!"

Hot Body breaks out in a fit of laughter, and starts spraying Super CMM with silly string....

no prison films! veggies get scared of the girls

oh now this is turning into a party!
silly string¬!
xxx

so the whole sleeping thing didnt work out since i slept alot today o.O but this is interesting

-sits back and watches-

LMAO oh so does us meaties momma p

Super Vixen grabs another can "Dude why is it all orange?" she asks.

Everyone looks at cheery who has a sheepish look on her face "they were all out of silly string so i got string cheese instead"

Just then Tim rolls in grabs a chip and dips it into the cheese on CMM'S arm. "Yummy" He goes to leave but turns around to see us all sprawled out on the floor! "Keep doing what ur doing girls" he licks his lips smacks his lips together and then leaves. We all bust out in giggles

stringy cheese! stop making me hungry!

i think it's not the food nate is craving!
xxxx

LMAO no we've dicussed this Nate wants chocolate and some other "baked goods" i would think

oh string cheese is so good, where's a cracker when u need it

oh and by the way nate bubbles had a thing for tim and went off with him to never never land or maybe she said "dont worry nate i'll be back again" it was one or the other! but tim thought she was hot so he put her in his pocket and they went on their merry way

TIM "who invited Dim!" Super Vixen Cries..."what's next? that skank Nickie?"

Super CMM is having a ball trying to get the stringy cheese out of his hair, bubbles hands him the flame thrower to see if that will work.

"Do I smell burned troll?" CMM asks...

totally loving bubbles and tim! funniest relationship ever!

sorry ppl i am loving the pillow fight but i gotta go to uni now but dont worry i'll take my pillow with me and hit some hottie mcstalkerson! be back later! xxxx

tibbles!!! xD i'll totally ship them!!

love u alison i'll see you when you get back! Oh and give that lil hot pocket a whack for me as well!

Guys i now have a new ship! *Raises right hand* I now am a proud shipper of Tubbles! May she be the lil midget to Tim's small mind;)

lmaoo

i call them tibbles then u call them tubbles!!

haha

I could get in on that, Tim and a Midget, great combo...we should post a poll on the OTH spot, make them playas abstract their heads.

"who the blank is Tubbles" hilarious!

"you say Tibbles, I say Tubbles...you say Mibbles I say Mubbles"

"Tibbles, Tibbles, Tubbles Tubbles let's call the whole thing off"

lol

-puts in ear buds then turns on ipod playing music as loud as possible-

blah blah blah blah this party is CRAZY!

LMAO dude nae i didnt see urs until i was finished typing! heck no one would know the difference anyways everyone would just think we were some crazy hillbillies hopped up on acid lol
"Hey who you calling hillbilly you country bumpkin" uh oh i just woke up Hilly B midget this cant be good *Hilly grabs dirty tooth pick* uh oh run it might look lil but its his secret weapon

"That's it Nate" Momma P cries, "Now you don't get your threesome action with Hot Body and Super Vixen like they promised"

"Oh crap!" HB cries...."now I am sad"

"But I brought my magic pillow" Super Vixen whines.

"It's good ladies" Super CMM walks up behind them putting his hands on their shoulders, "You still got me" wink!

and guys tubbles makes me think of teletubbies which are gay which in turn makes me think of ricky martin who is also gay which then leads me to imagine tim dancing to "She Bangs" with none other than bubbles whose on the midget stripper pole! Ok so everything leads back to tibbles or tubbles or whatever! So i guess I was right Tim really is gay! *cheery sees the light* everything makes since now! Freak teletubbies stay away

3sum eh?

damn L7 u really are a freak!!

i loveeeee it xD

"Hey stop hogging the hash woman!" Momma P cries grabbing the reefer from Cheery's hands.

"Dude! get your own"

"I need it now that Super CMM stole my hoes!"

the girls push out of CMM'S hands "we dont want you, you sporadically squinting deap corpse guy" Hot Body cries
"Yeah" Super vixen joins in "We want Nate b/c he is pervy, hot, doesn't overly squint and has a kid"
"Yep" cheery momma p alison and ana banana joins in "Super Hero Cam always wins"

freak is as freak does, hey it is my party and I'll freak if I want to...

yeah nate we are freaks! thats why you guys love us

"You can have it"

"I'll take the acid monkey" cheery says dancing around "I hear birds do you hear birds" *Cheery starts cawing and flapping her arms around like a bird

"awwww man!" Super CMM walks off being met by Tubbles, "it's ok dude, Hot Body does it to everyone, didn't you see Little Britain?"

"Now it is on for some Nate on Nate action, Hoe style."

"stop hogging the reefer Cheery...and the acid Monkey needs to get a job. His wife needs rent money"

i feel so wanted at this party o.O xD

"Where is your mother?" Nate cries as Cam is running around chasing said Hot Body actress with SV's magic pillow.

"Oh my god" Ana Banana cries, "did you see that?"
"What" Super Vixen pears upwards looking outside.
"I think it is aliens coming to take Cheery and Momma P back to Planet Neutron"

"Hey!" HB cries, "get your own hoes, alien dudes! Mother Freaker...get me my riding crop!"

lol i heard that! Maybe he can join bubbles! all they need is some string cheese and one unsuspecting tim and they've got there self one nice lil freak show! i hear the freakier you are the more u get paid! "dang then why im i not rich" nate yells from his corner


oh heck no i dont think so im not going back with the aliens they promised they wouldnt take me til next month darn!

"I knew it I knew they would come for me," Momma P hides behind Nate shielding her from said aliens coming to claim her.

"Oh it's on now!" Super Vixen cries as she arms herself with Bubbles the midget. "Midget to fight alien round one," HB cries....just as they arm themselves they see outside Super CMM getting into the ship, with little green dudes following after *zoom* they fly away.

"Huh, guess they just wanted the Chad" Hb smirks
"Must get One Tree on CW in space, damn trolls sending out signals" Super Vixen puts down Bubbles. "They can have the Chad"

"Ouch, not so rough" Super CMM cries from behind a cool table.

"Damn it" Momma P cries, "where'd my hoes go?" she turns only to see Hot Body Actress and Super Vixen trying to jimme open Nate's car.

"What are you guys doing?"
"Nothing" HB muffles with a mouth full of doritos.
"Don't you guys have money?" Momma P instructs.
"No, we spent it on the midgets." Super Vixen busts out the window.
"Why you stealing from Nate?"
"Cuz he is passed out from the crazy we just unleashed on him."
"Plus we want more doritos," HB throws down the tire iron.

"Oh we know you like it rough you human" the aliens cry.

"Hey when are you guys taking me back to the girls. I miss Hot Body and Super Vixen, plus those other ones were hot too, definitely chad approved"

"Oh god will he ever shut up" the alien says shaking his head

back on earth
"Oh Ladies would you like to play spin the bottle" Nate asks while lying on the floors next to all the girls as they giggle


"Ahh no reception now how will we get to see those lovely girls on OTH" the alien cries

"Dude forget them I like this one" the other alien says stroking chad's cheek"

"Hey can you be gentle i just got a facial

"Dim leave him alone" the alien says to his brother

-dies of laughter-

O.O

"MY STUFF!!" =/

"The Chad needs his alone time!" Super CMM cries as he busts his way through the aliens force field.

"That's mine!" Hot Body Actress tugs at Super Vixen's hair. Momma P runs over to break them up. "Dude, stop stealing! you guys have had too much reefer! the acid monkey has unleashed the crazy on my Super Hoes! Cheery help! the TC is needed to break up said actresses from a brawl over Nate's stuff"

"Cheery!" Momma P cries, getting no response. "Damn it, she picks today to get stoned and pass out with Dim!"

"this isn't over time to get Super Cam and my magic pillow"

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!

o.O

*smack* "The Chad doesn't like tongue Nate, turn on the lights, Dude! get off me! Where's Hot Body Actress now that is some"

"Oh sorry I'm here" Cheery runs up to help momma p
"Where have u been" Momma P cries as she grabs a hold of Hot Body's hair.
"Ow that hurts"
"Sorry, i got tied up" cheery says holding onto Super Vixen by the collar
"What do you mean you got tied up
"Gah ok tim and bubbles had me locked in the bathroom and crazy Hilly B midget kept banging on the wall about wanting my chicken wings or something so i had to go through the back window"
momma p starts cracking up and everyone else joins in
"Your chicken wings must have been awfully tasty
"What

Hot Body Actress nails Momma P with a right hook, "Bitch! that hurt" Momma P starts pulling HB inside as Cheery still has SV by the collar.

"Now go to sleep!" Momma P cries, trying to get Dim off her and put HB to bed, "and listen said Hot Body Actress, no hogging the covers this time, and you," she points to Super Vixen, "give me the magic pillow, or I will get The Chad on you all over again!"

"Here!" Super Vixen tosses the pillow.
"Now then, Cheery!? get my super hoes to bed, before Dim starts getting Hilly B and Bubbles to do the variety hour in my head"

lol

yup its official yall should write a story together about TC

including lots of me cause im awesome ;) ANYWAY i'm really goin to bed this time i'll catch up tomorrow

"I said stop hogging the covers HB! and stop getting Doritos crumbs in my sleeping bag, dude!"

Oh it's on now, FF awaits the TC touch of style and grace, and some midgets in your face.

Cheery pulls the covers over everybody and starts to sing a lullaby
"Go to sleep lil super hoes lay down ur super hero heads
dream of chad and forget the stripping midgets and anything Dim said
i know that CMM is somewhere up in space
so dream of him up there getting broody in the face"

Good night sleeping super heros dont let the bed trolls kick you in the ass!


nite natey and you will so be the main star! whats a story without our featured perv

"I said enough with the doritos HB! gawd! Cheery?! Night my bumpkin, don't let the Hilly B Midgets bite" Momma P pulls the covers over her head, and tries to get the Chad from sniffing her hair.

"BTW it's on tomorrow too, Super Hoes away!"

"Oh it is so on tomorrow. Good night my Momma P, have an amazing birthday tomorrow girly. I love you"

Someone reaches over and puts their arm around Cheery's waist "Super Villian get off of me I don't swing that way" Cheery turns around to move SV but is instead met with someone else
"Ahhh its Hilly B midget"
TO BE CONTINUED.....

hey guys!
i learned nothing while i was gone!
just stared at hottie mcstalkerson!

so now i'm back to join the hilly billy party!
looks like its rocking!¬
xxx

Alison you missed it, but it's on later tonight. Got some midget on the Chad action.

well i had to go c my hottie mcstalkerson and have our own little party! :) xxx

fine *whack* hit Alison with loaded pillow!

yay! i am so pleased that u whacked me that i dont care that it hurt like hell!
so how many birthday whacks of my pillow should u get?
xxx

-hugs onto teddy bear then realizes what he's doin and wakes up quickly-

o.O MORNING or erhm AFTERNOON ya know whatever xD

hey nate! ur icon rocks btw!

i think the most disturbing part of ur message is the fact that u actually posess a teddy bear!

xxxx

lmao

i was just kidding

thank god! because i always pictured u hugging a sex doll!
xxx

LMAO

you know he has a cut out of Sophia he sleeps with Alison! Raunchy kitty

oh yeah bubbles will not like that one bit!
xxx

haha alright yall im gonna go crashhh

nightles

dont party too hard without me

night nate, sophia and bubbles
xxxx

nighty nate! oh dude ur so screwed bubbles is so goin to put a hit on u now! her dad is head of the midget mafia, lil people with big guns beware! But have sweet dreams and if you see bubbles grab ur sex doll run away and scream! oh and tell cam cam good night!

oh no bubbles is hiding in the bathroom and her dad mr mafia comes and shoots the cardboard cut out of sophia! no screams nate but it's too late theres a hole right through her!
Nate sits on the floor and cries! aawwwwwxxxx

"Oh don't worry Nate" Alison says walking up to Nate "We have some extra blow up dolls in the back"
"Sweet" Nate whipes his eyes and skips to the back room to get them, singing "I'm off to get my blow up doll, off to have some m-rated fun" the whole way

oh nate is such a good singer!
now cheery uses her very loud voice to wake president camcam up so he can use his superhero powers to put sophia back together!
badabingbadaboom! and sophia lives! xxx

"Yeah Hooray" Nate cries hugging cam cam. "I knew you could do it my lil super hero"
"I did it for me daddy" Cam says pointing to himself, "Sophia is hot" he says giggling
"Ahhhh" Cheery Alison and Momma P yell "and the Perv continues
"That's my boy" Nate high-fives cam cam and they walk out the door, cam holding cardboard cut out brooke's hand

omg camcam is so like his daddy!

later that night while camcam is sleeping beside cardboard cut out sophia since he decided that his dads bed was too dangerous for her, nate trys to sneak in to get sophia, but bubbles jumps out of camcams closet and tackles nate to the floor screaming "ur mine" "i love u"
aaahhhhh....screams nate!
xxxx