Sorry about the wait, gang. Hadn't got the chance to use the big computer and all I have to say is that Dean had some fantastic ones :p

Quote 1- Dean: "I have read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad’s duffel"

Quote 2- Bobby: "I’m in the veil, my Brad Pitt days are over"

Quote 3- Sam: "They make food additives, namely high fructose corn syrup. I mean, that crap, it’s in just about everything. Soda, sauces, bread"
Dean: "Don't say pie"
Sam: "Definitely pie"
Dean: "Bastards"

Quote 4- Dean: "Hey, this one says natural. That means it’s safe, right?"
Sam: "I hate to break it to you, but corn syrup is natural, technically"

Quote 5- Dean: "That’s Sam’s douche tracker. It helps us find the Alpha"

Quote 6- Dean: "I can’t do this, man. I can’t live on rabbit food. I’m a warrior"

Quote 7- Emily: "What’s a Kardashian?"
Dean: "Oh, that’s just another bloodsucker"

Quote 8- Alpha Vamp: "All you really want to do is kill me now. You hate having to wait and come back and try again. See you next season"

Lol, Dean and his pie :)