Night came in and Cas was standing on a crossroad. He buried a small, tin box in the ground and then took a step back.
“Get your đít, mông, ass down, here, Crowley!” he yelled.
A few long giây later Crowley appeared. “Give me one good reason why I wouldn’t kill bạn this very instant”
“Because I have something better in store” Cas said. He took a deep breath and then continued. “You have to bring Dean back to life”
“Let me guess, I get your soul in return” Crowley đã đưa ý kiến bored. “Sorry, but that’s getting so old. Nice chatting” He wanted to leave, when Cas quickly said: “Not my soul, my powers”
Crowley came closer. “Why would I want the powers of an angel?”
“You’d be even thêm powerful. Probably undefeatable” Cas said.
“And you’d be human” Crowley đã đưa ý kiến slowly.
“And much less of a threat to you” Cas added.
“So bạn get Dean back and I get all your Angel mojo” Crowley summed up. “Sounds tempting” He grabbed Cas’ hand and squeezed it. “It’s a deal” He let go. “By the way, how are your insides?”
“What?” Cas frowned. Then he gasped for air and held his stomach. He gagged and threw up blood. He collapsed and Mất tích conscious.
“Get your đít, mông, ass down, here, Crowley!” he yelled.
A few long giây later Crowley appeared. “Give me one good reason why I wouldn’t kill bạn this very instant”
“Because I have something better in store” Cas said. He took a deep breath and then continued. “You have to bring Dean back to life”
“Let me guess, I get your soul in return” Crowley đã đưa ý kiến bored. “Sorry, but that’s getting so old. Nice chatting” He wanted to leave, when Cas quickly said: “Not my soul, my powers”
Crowley came closer. “Why would I want the powers of an angel?”
“You’d be even thêm powerful. Probably undefeatable” Cas said.
“And you’d be human” Crowley đã đưa ý kiến slowly.
“And much less of a threat to you” Cas added.
“So bạn get Dean back and I get all your Angel mojo” Crowley summed up. “Sounds tempting” He grabbed Cas’ hand and squeezed it. “It’s a deal” He let go. “By the way, how are your insides?”
“What?” Cas frowned. Then he gasped for air and held his stomach. He gagged and threw up blood. He collapsed and Mất tích conscious.
He may be our yêu thích angel-turned-Winchester-sympathizer, among other things, but Supernatural's Castiel is also the master of the cute quip. His best lines, of course, were delivered when he wasn't even trying to be funny, and the clueless angel's meat suit looks even thêm hilarious as he quizzically wonders what he đã đưa ý kiến to make us laugh. There are a few one-liners that Cas tried to make out of his own volition that ended up making us chortle even if they weren't delivered as he intended.