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Y'all better apologize, hoặc I'll be on bạn like ugly on an ape.

xin chào Squidward. xin chào Squidward. xin chào Squidward. xin chào Squidward.

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, tartar sauce.

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.
-SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't bạn DARE take the name of Texas in vain.

Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! xin chào Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Isn't this great Squidward? Just bạn & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!

-SpongeBob SquarePants
You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time bạn started diễn xuất like one.

I order the food, bạn cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do bạn say?

I'll tell bạn a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

Do bạn smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

-Mr. Krabs
You've never heard of the băm Slinging Slasher??

I'm ready!!

-spongebob and patrick
why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly
lets have another!!!
they blow up so fast *sob sob*
it's big, slimy, and pink!!!
Its an alaskan bò đực, con bò, bull worm!!!
What are the consequences of what I have just done?
-mrs. puff
Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.
Now bạn must equire a taste for free formed jazz
-Patrick Star
Patrick;Lets get naked Spongebob;No lets save that for when we`re selling real estate
-Spongebob & Patrick
I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!
Im dirty dan-no im dirty dan-im dirty dan-im dirty daaan....*continues*
-pat and spongebob
Spongebob, bạn can be dirty dan, I just wanna be patrick
who bạn callin pinhead?!
Arr harr harr harr harr !
-Mr. Krabs
Money, Money, Money!
-Mr. Krabs
Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
Patrick: Like a genie!
-Squidward & Patrick
Oh, Spongebob! Why!?!
-Mrs. Puff
You'll never beat me, Im HYDRODYMAMICALY DESIGHNED!!!
Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if bạn could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um... thêm time for thinking.
-Spongebob & Patrick
Have bạn forgotten what we have been looking for knee-deep in yesterday's hàng đầu, đầu trang 40 songs?
Can bạn feel it Mr. Crabs?
-Little kids to Mister Crabs
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
[Man opens his door.]
Patrick: I tình yêu you.
-Spongebob & Patrick
Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
-Karen (Plankton's computer wife)
He was number 1
-Sponge Bob
The thắt lưng, vành đai is gone but I still feel its tickle.
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!

-Spongebob and Patrick
See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral."
I can't see my forehead!
-Barnicle Boy
Spongebob does'nt have hair. hoặc does he?
It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your sences with cascading fluffy pillows of excitent, and comfort, as you've never felt before.
Put those eyeballs back in your head son.
-Bikini Bottom Police
But its, free day.
-Mr. Krabs
Did bạn hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he's a bronzefish.
-Spongebob Squarepants
-Mirmaid Man
Spongebob, I'm glad bạn learned your lesson. Your worship is unhealthy. Come on, Jeffrey.
Don't play dumb Manray. bạn know that's tickle thắt lưng, vành đai Mirmaid Man used on you, in episode number 17.
-Spongebob Squarepants
I have checks, with little poodles on them.
May I take your order?
The only thing im good at, is being evil!
Am I in the thạch, sữa ong chúa Spotters now?
-Spongebob Squarepants
We can teach bạn how to be good. Then we can let bạn go.
Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
-Spongebob Squarepants
Don't stand to close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch it's stupid.
-Billy's Mom
Hello, Sandy. Me, Patrick. Do bạn understand?
Who wants to lick my cheecks?
-Spongeob Squarepants
Patrick: Are bạn Squidward?
ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Hydrant: ...........
Patrick: That's ok, take ur time
-Patrick & ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Hydrant
Spongebob; "Patrick, ur genius is showing." (Patrick looks down) "Where?!?
-Spongebob and Patrick
I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!
-Fish kid
Imaginaaaaaaaaaaation. (makes a rainbow.)
Is mayonaise an instrament?
Guess what today is?" "Annoy Squidward Day?" "No, silly! That's on the fifteenth!"
-SpongeBob and Squidward
Good morning and all who inhabit it!
there it is(meaning the krusty krab)the finest eating establishment ever established for eating
patrick-you mean she puts one airs spongebob-i guess
Did bạn win. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Hi Spongebob

Those guys are dorks." "Yeah. But they're *my* dorks!
-Fish Kid and The Flying Dutchman
Do bạn know what I'd really like for my birthday?" "A booster seat?" "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no.
-Plankton and Spongebob
Remember, ravioli ravioli, give me the formuloni.
-Robot Krabs (Plankton)
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...(drools)
My name's not RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are bạn NOW hoặc have bạn ever been a sponge?
Fred: Let's go to the Shell Shack. They have a talking dog! Tom: Great! Say, what's a dog?
-Fred and Tom
Don't worry Mr. Krabs it's not tainted meat, it's painted meat!
Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.
People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?" "CORRECT!!!
-Squidward and Plankton
beep-beep-beepbeepbeep...Respond: Why don't bạn ask me later!
-Robot Spongebob
Steppin' on the beach. Doo doo doo doo. Steppin' on the beach...Doo doo doo doo...
Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Squidward. I'M NOT LETTING bạn EAT THAT PIZZA
All right! Which one of bạn flatfoots lấy trộm, đánh cắp my lollypop?" *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* "I mean it!

Peas-in-a-can pie.
I aint' cryin'...I'm LAUGHIN'!
bạn FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we say that PLANTS from Texas are dumb???!!!
I aint' cryin'! My mũ bảo hiểm just sprung a leak!
Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb???!!!
Toasted Almonds? That's unexpected!

-Frycook Games Announcer

Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the đường phố, street and I understand bạn have a dying animal on the premises..."
Either bạn (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, hoặc (c) put the dime in me pants!
-Mr. Krabbs
Do bạn think she knows the bánh nướng xốp, muffin man song?

The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
What's a Texas?
-SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm a dirty boy.
He washed my flipper!
Dreams DO come true!
Gary: Meow. Sbsp: Gary. Where's your holiday spirit? Gary: Bark!
-Gary Spongebob
(Singing) I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
People Order Our Pattys!
-what POOP stands for
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!
Squidward: "Spongebob I have a confusion to make[takes off hat]"
SpongeBob: "your bald?!"
-SpongeBob and Squidward
Oh dear, my poor old heart!
-Mrs. Krabs
Water balls! Water balls!
-Spongebob and Patrick
bạn ate my kẹo bar! Now I'm gonna starve! *zoom in on huge stomach*
Knoch knoch.
Who's there?
*snicker*I am!
-SpongeBob & Squidward
Krabs is a *bleep*
Oh, but don't genuises live in a lamp?
Spongebob (thinking): "At least I'm an toàn, két an toàn inside my mind!" Patrick (thinking): "At least I'm an toàn, két an toàn inside my mind!"
-Spongebob and Patrick
Sandy: Did somebody say BOOM?!
What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!
Pearl: bạn bought me a boat? Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean, I did??
-Pearl Mr. Krabs
(after seeing SpongeBob naked) Nice outfit, SpongeBob.
What does Claustrophobic mean?' 'It means you're afraid of Santa Claus.
-Patrick SpongeBob
Patrick: (eyes get big) Hey, Spongebob look! Your house is gone!
Squidward, if bạn had some hair bạn would be the handsomest creature in the sea!
Squidward (to magic conch): Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can't bạn say anything else but no? Try asking again. Caaan I have something to eat? No-oh.
Patrick, if I had one dollar for every brain bạn don't have, I'd have one dollar.
Some day, with a little luck, and a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams will come true!
Sandy's a girl?
No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!
the roof leaks, the floor creaks, there's a wild man eating sò, ngao, nghêu in the backyard
-spongebob pretending to be squidward
I'm a winner, see my prize. You're a loser who sits and cries!
Patrick:Games? Can I play? Spongebob: Sorry, Patrick. bạn have to be a frycook.
-Spongebob and Patrick
No Gary, I don't get colds I get the suds.
Spongebob:I call this, the 'Campfire song Song'. Let's sit around the camfire and sing our campfire song. Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song. And if bạn don't think bạn can sing faster then you're wrong. Cause it'll help if bạn just sing
-Spongebob and Patrick
Nobody calls me tubby!
The inner contents of my mind are an enigma. (In Patrick's thought bubble, a sữa carton tips over).
I did'nt want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes bạn look like a girl.

Am I a pretty girl?
-Mr. Krabs and Spongebob
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (???)

He Was #1!
(singing) .....money better than honey......
-Mr. Krabs
times up spongebob
-gary clock
can we say that shoes from texas are dumb?
-spongebob(during cmpfire song song)
(about his yellow undies) They were white when I bought 'em.
I like the new Mr. Krabbs; he yells at bạn more.
a five letter word for happienes...money
-Mr Krabs
Something about Root bia Right?!
All they do is blow, blow , blow their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses, and hiển thị off their GROSS, MISHAPEN, BODIES!!!!!! (Bawoom!)
Dude, put that away! Like, there are children here!
-Some Guy
I'm going to the snack bar.
Wow. A ốc, ốc sên made out of bread.
[people hide in patricks house and patrick comes and see's them]
patrick:who are bạn people?!

Am I a pretty girl?
(Inflates) "Inflatable pants, what's your idea?"
Good Neighbors are we! La la la la la la!

Marty. I'm scared!
That's not disturbing. THIS is disturbing. (Patrick's back morphs into a face.) Hi, there. Spongebob! My name is Patback!
(looking at bubble elephant) "hahahahahahaha-its a giraffe!
Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking on water,Mr.Squidward! I want my mommy, Mr.Squidward!
-Mr. Krabbs
why did bạn stop playing wolfgang asmenus Tentacles?!
-Squidward's King From Sleepy Time
(Patrick and Spongebob think of ways to make people buy their kẹo bars)Patrick: I know! Let's get naked!
Spongebob:No. Let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
-Patrick and Spongebob
Wow! Squidward! You're choking!
Patrick: I tình yêu you.
The ngẫu nhiên stranger slams his door shut. Spongebob knocks.
ngẫu nhiên Stranger:Please, g-go away!
-Patrick to a ngẫu nhiên stranger
Hurry, hurry son
-Spongebob's dad
Mr Krabs:" I'm not Cheap"
Squidward: "you just tried to rip a guy's arm of for a penny"
Patrick: well bạn have it set to M for Mini *turns it to W* where it should be W for Wumbo!
Spongebob: uh Patrick I don't think Wumbo is a real word
Patrick: yeah bạn know wumbo,he/she wumbo, wumbo,wumboing,wumbos,wumbology! the study of wumbo! its first grade spongebob!!
Just look at him.Square.The shape of evil!-Plankton describing Spongebob
Spongebob & Patrick: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing!
Plankton: Curse bạn Krabs!
Strangle:(crying) Look kid I am not your bodyguard. I am a Strangler see.
Spongebob: Oww! I burn my hand ! At night.
Spongebob: Ahhhh the Strangler!
SpongeBob SquarePants: "Hey Squidward want me to cast out right here so bạn can watch me?"
Squidward: "No! How about bạn cast out over there so I can ignore you."
Mr. Krabs: Spongeboy, me bob.
Sandy: *To Patrick* "Don't bạn have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick: "Not until four."
Spongebob: Remember, Patrick...Flatter the customer.
*customer opens the door*
Patrick: I tình yêu you.
Karen: Plankton- One percent evil, ninety-nine percent hot gas.
Look Patrick,We Struck Magic! - Spongebob
Crusty Krab Training Instructor: "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties"
Spongebob: Attention customers! Today's special is a (Dolphin Noise) krabby patty served in a greasy (Dolphin Noise) sauce grilled to (Dolphin Noise) perfection! And don't forget to ask to (Dolphin Noise) the (Dolphin Noise) fry! It'll be our (Dolphin Noise) pleasure!
Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged!
Spongebob:"Patrick, your genius is showing."
Now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.-SpongeBob as a car radio
Spongebob: Bye Mr. Krabs Bye Sqiudward, Bye Sqiudward
Patrick: bạn đã đưa ý kiến bye Squidward twice
Spongebob: I like Squidward
Blue jellyfish: Bzzz bzz bzzzzzzz.
SpongeBob as Hall Monitor: Patrick are bạn ready to give up your life of crime?!"
Patrick: "I want to be good!"
its a giraffe - patrick
Spongebob: "Hey Squidward. Guess what today is.
Squidward: "Annoy Squidward day?"
Spongebob: "No, silly. That's on the 15th."
Police to Sponge Bob and Patrick: If ya can't pay the time then don't do the crime!...Alright now get out!
Sponge Bob: "but we lấy trộm, đánh cắp a ballon."
Police: "Yeah on free baloon day."
-Spongebob, Squidward, new guy applying for a job
I call this little number...striped sweater. *starts to sing* The best time to wear a Striped Sweater, is all the time!
pinky out!
Spongeob(to guy that sat on him): "Excuse me sir. You're sitting on my body, which is also my face."
Mr. Krabs: "Course you'll need some time to approximate me personality."
Spongebob: "Oh that'll be a snap,Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years! Di-yaya!"

"Wait don't tell me, don't tell me Spongebob! Don't tell me!!!!....Ok, tell me" -Patrick
"Chocolate, did bạn say Chocolate!?"

"Yes sir! With hoặc without nuts?"

"Chocolate, chocolate!? CHOCOLATE!!!!"

-Patrick and weird ngẫu nhiên fish
Yep, I'm insane.

ITS AN ALASKIN bò đực, con bò, bull WORM!!!
Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
Spongbob: We can loosen our ties.
Patrick: Yeah! And we can fly!
Spongebob: YEAH!! *jumps off of a cliff* (in a muffled voice far away) Okay, we still can't do that...
SpongeBob: Patrick, how long have we been standng here?
Patrick:(looks at a drawing of a watch on his wrist) Aww! I gotta draw a new battery for this!
Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call "Mom"?
SpongeBob: No Patrick, that's your mother.
Spongebob: "Squidward, the crowd is insatiable!"
Sandy Cheeks: "So's Patrick's bellybutton, but I ain't afraid of that, neither!"
Patrick Star: "Patrick Star, bạn are one smart shopper!"
spongebob: xin chào patrick, what am I?
patrick: uhhhh stupid?
spongebob: No I'm Texas
patrick:...what's the difference
Patrick: Don't geniuses live in lamps?
Squidward: Will bạn please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?
Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
SpongeBob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don't.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes bạn do, no world means no money, so either save the world, hoặc you're fired!
[Squidward sighs]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess Grampa SquarePants was right: Never run for a bus...
[Imitates Grampa SquarePants]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle.
[Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are bạn Squidward?
Squid #1: No.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are bạn Squidward?
Squid #2: No.
Patrick: [to a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant] Are bạn Squidward?
Patrick: It's okay. Take your time.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [waiting for the bus] Getting hungry. găng tay kẹo dispenser! Good thing I went to găng tay World.
[takes kẹo from dispenser, then spits it out]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Eww! Glove-flavored.

Fish: Meep
Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...
SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward: No!
SpongeBob: Irregular portions?
Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! bởi mistake!
SpongeBob: bạn mean like this?
[At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back]
SpongeBob: hoặc like this? hoặc this? hoặc this? But what about this? hoặc this? hoặc this? hoặc this?
Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!
SpongeBob: So?
Squidward: So it didn't grow back!
SpongeBob: OH NO!
Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit bởi a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What ngày is it?
SpongeBob: Tuesday.
Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!

[SpongeBob has a jellyfish on a leash]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Squidward. Meet my new pet.
Squidward: That's no pet. That's a wild animal.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No he isn't. He can do tricks.
[Throwing a stick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Fetch!
[Jellyfish fetches stick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [holding up three fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?
[Jellyfish buzzes three times]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Play dead!
[Jellyfish is buried under a tombstone, then comes out]
Squidward: I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained.
[Jellyfish is sitting on a toilet, đọc the newspaper and humming]
Squidward: I didn't need to see that.
Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.
Squilliam: "Where's your band?"
Squidward: "Um, they all died in a marching accident."
Patrick: "Hey, Spongebob, when can we stop hopping?"
Spongebob: "Thirty thêm giây Patrick."
Squidward: "I didn't realize it was happy, hopping moron day."
SB: but what about airline food.
Plankton: wha?
SB: ya know, airline food. my gosh! what is up with that stuff, thank you, good night!
- spongebob and plankton
Squidward: Please, come again... on my ngày off!
*Patrick holding shruunken Squidward*
Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.
Go home. - Spongebob
SpongeBob and Patrick: "Welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward!"
SpongeBob-Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!
Patrick-Yeah! bạn could be bald and have a big nose!
Patrick, đọc his name tag upside down: "Kcirtap Si Eman Ym 077eh? I don't get it."
Mr. Krabs: "No, bạn dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, My name is Patrick'."
Patrick: "Nice to meet you, Patrick."
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) "Good one, Patrick."
Patrick: (laughs) "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "What is going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled till 9:03. If bạn want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick!"
Patrick: "Was he talking to me hoặc you?"
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