South Park

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did bạn ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube hoặc not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, xin chào Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did bạn say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the các câu hỏi honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do bạn say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His tim, trái tim Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The lâu đài And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The đắng, cay đắng Cold. Repulsed bởi Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived bởi Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank bạn All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, bạn Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. bạn Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't tình yêu To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...

“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the tình yêu of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are bạn still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, bạn don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the một giây half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every ngày time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...

Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...

Twelve years cách đây I sat at a Những người bạn house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this hiển thị was supposed to be funnier and thêm vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" hoặc "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...

10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has thêm to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, bởi using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see thêm in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...

Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief

"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked bởi the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.

But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic – The Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change,...