Metal Sonic and Sonic?

9 months later:

sonic: its so pretty outside- gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
shadow: wtf?
sonic: baby, q-quick, hospital.!!

at the hospital:

nurse: is it here?
shadow: yes. hurry!!

sonic: oh my goooooood!!!!

shadow: its going to be alright.

nurse: come on sonic, bạn can do it just breathe.
sonic: must- stop- cant push any-more.

nurse: bạn CANT STOP NOW SONIC, IF bạn STOP NOW THE BABY WONT COME. NOW PUSH!!!!!

shadow: {come on sonic}

sonic: gaaaaaaaaaah

nurse: okay, only one thêm push.

sonic:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

baby: waaaaa.

nurse: whoo. its a girl.

sonic: a girl?
nurse: yes, here hold her gently....

sonic and shadow are at trang chủ when people knocked at the door:

amy: hi sonic.
silver: xin chào guys.
tails: hi.

luna: whats up?
scourge: sup.

sonic: xin chào guys.
shadow: hello.

amy: aaaw, maria looks so cute.:3

silver: how did bạn have the baby?

sonic: its a long story.

tails: nice house shadow.

shadow: thanks.

scourge: maybe me and luna could have our own house one day.

luna: .... maybe.

jay: sorry guys that im late.

{ chim giẻ cùi, jay is my Những người bạn chara, shes a fox}

luna: your so late. what took bạn so long?

jay: scar took me a hole long time, scar, get your đít, mông, ass in here!

scar: fine babe. god. { scar is my best Những người bạn boyfirend....

sonic: shadow i -hah ah- love you- pant- so much.

shadow: and the sa- same to you my love.

shadow and sonic keep having sex.......

20 hours of sex later:

sonic: zzzzzzz

shadow: zzzzzzz


luna: ...... meh this is boring, why am i even writing these articles? oh yeah, to make people happy. hopefully scourge will never figure out ive been writing sonadow articles.

scourge: did you say something babe?

luna: nothing....... now where was i.... oh yeaaaah baby. type type type. lol


shadow: mmmm s- sonic, wheres maria?

sonic: i thought she was with you?


maria: no g- get away.

shadow: MARIA!!...

"Uhhh" JT was overwhelmed for a few giây deciding rather to follow the female student he asked "wich bàn do bạn sit at".
"We sit over there" she pointed to a bàn that was in the corner JT can already see Sonic Shadow and Silver as long as another female but she was purple. "Well i guess i should sit with bạn guys its kinda lonely bởi my self" JT took his trey and followed the girl as he reached the bàn sonic was the first person to greet him. "Hey JT you've decided to come to the bàn of awesomeness" sonic laughed and so did the others "here sit tiếp theo to me" sonic stands up pulls out...