It was a normal ngày in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.
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cầu vồng Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*
One of cầu vồng Dash's yêu thích things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks two thêm clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* xin chào Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen bạn two in a while.
Song (Set the speed to 0.5): link
Pinkie Pie: That's because we are actually working!
Rarity: Yes, while bạn fly around clearing those clouds, we have to pull wagons around Ponyville, containing heavy materials like rock, and coal.
cầu vồng Dash: Why are bạn doing that again?
Pinkie Pie: It's important for ponies!
cầu vồng Dash: Coal I can understand for trains, and fires, but why rocks?
Rarity: For building.
Pinkie Pie: And for making beautiful gardens.
cầu vồng Dash: Can't bạn deliver them in trucks? They do exist bạn know.
Pinkie Pie: Too expensive. We have to pull many of these wagons at once. One time, I had to pull eight of these, and it was hard.
Rarity: *Singing* I pulled fifty!
Pinkie Pie: Don't lie Rarity.
Rarity: Okay fine, two.
cầu vồng Dash: I wish I could help, but someone has to clear the clouds.
Pinkie Pie: Let someone else do it, so bạn can help us.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, no.
Pony: Okay Rarity, we got six wagons of coal for bạn to pull to the station.
Rarity: Well, time for me to go.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, Rarity, don't bạn think six is too many for you?
Rarity: Nonsense. I'll hiển thị bạn that I can pull heavy things. Here I go. *Struggles to pull the wagons. Her hooves slip, and she falls*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing* Boy that was great to watch. Okay, I gotta go.
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cầu vồng Dash: *Flies away*
Rarity: bạn just watch me. It takes a real lady to do hard tasks.
Pinkie Pie: Is that why bạn couldn't pull those wagons?
Rarity: Oh shut up.
cầu vồng Dash: *Continues flying through clouds, and making them disappear*
Meanwhile, Gilda was also flying through Ponyville. Stop the song
Gilda: Okay, I don't want to cause any trouble with anyone, so I'm just going to help clear the clouds, and then get out of here. *Spots a cloud* Oh, there's one I can clear. *Flies into it, but gets her head stuck, and can't see* Oh great, "these" clouds. Now, I can't see anything.
cầu vồng Dash: *Flying towards Gilda* Look out!
cầu vồng Dash tried to fly over Gilda, but Gilda bumped into her.
cầu vồng Dash: Ahh!! *Crashes into a tree, knocking herself out, and breaking her wings*
Lyra: That had to hurt.
Bonbon: *Looking at Gilda, who still has her head stuck in a cloud, talking sarcastically* Smooth.
A ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Oddjob arrived with a wagon. cầu vồng Dash got loaded onto the wagon, and was being taken somewhere where she could recover.
Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.
Twilight: It's a shame that happened to cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*
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Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving bởi itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did bạn get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves phía trước, chuyển tiếp without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course bạn are. Okay, I need someone to take over for... Who's that cầu vồng pegasus?
Pinkie Pie: cầu vồng Dash.
Celestia: Oh right. I need someone to take over for her while she's getting treated.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I do it?!
Twilight: But bạn don't have any wings. Princess Celestia, bạn should choose me since I'm smarter. Pinkie only knows how to make cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh. I know how to do plenty of things.
Smoky Joe: *Standing nearby, talking in the voice of Microsoft Sam* Did I hear that one of bạn are going to take over for cầu vồng Dash until she comes back?
Celestia: *Nods* I just need to choose one pony.
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Unlike Pinkie Pie, I have wings, and unlike Twilight, I have thêm experience.
Celestia: Hmm, this is a tough decision.
Pinkie Pie: Please pick me Celestia!
Twilight: No, pick me.
Celestia: *Her eyes get bigger, then smaller as she tries to pick someone to take over for cầu vồng Dash*
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Logical choice.
Pinkie Pie: ME!!
Twilight: Me!
Smoky Joe: Logical choice.
Celestia: Mmmmh, okay. We'll settle this the old fashioned way. *Takes a deep breath* Eenie meanie meiny moe. Pinkie, Twilight, Smoky Joe. My mother told me to pick the very best one, and......... ah forget it, bạn can do it Pinkie.
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Pinkie Pie: Yay!!
Twilight: *Uses her magic to give Pinkie Pie wings* You'll need these.
Pinkie Pie: Alright! *Flies into the sky, and starts clearing clouds*
Pinkie Pie was enjoying it.
Smoky Joe: Oh come on. I was the logical choice. I am severly displeased with these gần đây events.
Stop the song
Oddjob: *Passing the hospital with cầu vồng Dash in his wagon*
cầu vồng Dash: Hey, bạn just passed the hospital.
Oddjob: Oh sorry cầu vồng Dash. That hospital is being renovated. We're going to a new hospital called Happy Land.
cầu vồng Dash: Happy land, huh? It's got a nice ring to it.
Song (Set the speed to 1.25): link
There were several patients in Happy Land. They were all mares. Happy Land had grey, and yellow walls all over the place.
Oddjob: *Puts cầu vồng Dash on a couch, and is leaving*
cầu vồng Dash: Hey, where are bạn going?
Oddjob: Home. bạn wouldn't expect me to stick around here, would you? I'd rather pull my own teeth out. *Leaves*
cầu vồng Dash: Great, now I'm all alone.
A light grey stallion arrived. His name was Amtrak
Amtrak: Not for long.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets startled* Ah! A stallion with a New York accent!
Amtrak: Oh don't worry. I can assure bạn I'm the nicest stallion in all of Equestria. Welcome to Happy Land my blue friend. I hope bạn have a very nice time here.
cầu vồng Dash: So, when do I get out of here?
Amtrak: When you're healed.
cầu vồng Dash: When will that happen?
Amtrak: Soon enough.
cầu vồng Dash: What's that supposed to mean?
Amtrak: bạn ask too many questions. I got just the-
A crashing noise was heard not far away.
Amtrak: Eh, hold that thought. *Goes away*
cầu vồng Dash: What was that noise?
Amtrak: That's none of your business.
A grey mare walked up to cầu vồng Dash, limping in the process.
Grey Mare: bạn must be cầu vồng Dash. I heard about bạn in the news.
cầu vồng Dash: And who are you?
Grey Mare: I'm Jane, and this is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cầu vồng Dash: What are bạn talking about? This is a hospital. I'll admit I am scared, but-
Grey Mare: This isn't a hospital! It's a prison! They heal us, true, but then we get sold to stallions as slaves, and then we get killed!!
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, you're clowning around. Right?
Grey Mare: Nope.
cầu vồng Dash: Darn it.
Grey Mare: bạn can't trust that grey stallion, Amtrak!
cầu vồng Dash: He seems friendly enough.
Grey Mare: Oh sure, but sure enough, he'll hiển thị bạn that he's evil!!!
cầu vồng Dash: I don't know.
Grey Mare: I do! Amtrak is not to be trusted!
Filly: *Hears hoofsteps on a flight of nearby stairs* He's coming back!
Grey Mare: I better get back to my seat, otherwise, execution!! *Walks back to where she was previously sitting*
cầu vồng Dash: Okay, whatever.
Amtrak: *Shouting up the stairs while pulling a xe đẩy, giỏ hàng of cupcakes* Don't ever let me catch bạn doing that again. *Mumbles as he continues walking* God I hate mares. *Gets to cầu vồng Dash* xin chào my blue amigo. How are bạn feeling?
cầu vồng Dash: Fine I guess. Are those bánh nướng nhỏ bạn have?
Amtrak: Oh yeah. These will help bạn feel better. Eat up. *Leaves the xe đẩy, giỏ hàng in front of cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: These look delicious. Thanks Amtrak.
Amtrak: Quite so, quite so- wait a minute. Were bạn talking to someone? How do bạn know my name?!
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, lucky guess?
Amtrak: Oh yes. Very lucky. *Walks away*
cầu vồng Dash: *Eating the cupcakes* These are good. *Feeling drowsy* Whoa. I feel weird. *Sees the room spinning around her* This is awesome! *Having a vision of ngẫu nhiên things in Ponyville* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Laughing*
British Mare: Hey, what's up with the new pony?
Australian Mare: She's been được trao those bánh nướng nhỏ with the rượu vodka, vodka baked inside of it.
British Mare: Oh, poor pony.
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing* Look at my legs! *Passes out, and sleeps on the couch*
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Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than cầu vồng Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few phút later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing tiếp theo to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are bạn enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well tiếp theo time Celestia is intoxicated, bạn should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than cầu vồng Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told bạn that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear thêm clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just bạn wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, cầu vồng Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some rượu vodka, vodka cupcakes.
cầu vồng Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* xin chào my blue amigo. How are bạn feeling?
cầu vồng Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No bạn wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, bạn can go. *Walking away*
cầu vồng Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
cầu vồng Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did bạn get your wings healed bởi Amtrak?
cầu vồng Dash: Yes. I'm going trang chủ now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
cầu vồng Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: bạn have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards cầu vồng Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do bạn think you're going? *Blocking cầu vồng Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
cầu vồng Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
cầu vồng Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are bạn going to do?
cầu vồng Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
cầu vồng Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make bạn break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and cầu vồng Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: bạn wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into cầu vồng Dash.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. bạn heard everything. bạn were spying on us.
cầu vồng Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking cầu vồng Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two thêm stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now bạn blue brat. Didn't bạn see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
Song (Start at 0:04): link
Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is cầu vồng Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take cầu vồng Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are bạn going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, bạn must go save cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do bạn mean me go? bạn go, bạn have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that bạn were cầu vồng Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really cầu vồng Dash's friend, bạn will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend cầu vồng Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
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Pinkie Pie: *Gets to Oddjob* Oddjob, I have a plan, but I need your help.
Oddjob: My help, huh? What's in it for me?
Pinkie Pie: You'll get a bigger part in this người hâm mộ fiction.
Oddjob: Well, I'm in. What do bạn need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: First, *Whispering* And then. *Whispering*
Oddjob: Why are bạn whispering?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know. I plan to disguise myself as a sick ngựa con, ngựa, pony so I can get into Happy Land.
Oddjob: That's kind of a dumb plan, but okay. *Walking away, but accidentally steps on Pinkie's hoof, then hits Pinkie Pie with his wagon*
Pinkie Pie: Ow! Oddjob!!
Oddjob: *Returns* Whoops. Sorry Pinkie.
Stop the song. Oddjob took Pinkie Pie to Happy Land. The màu hồng, hồng ngựa con, ngựa, pony wrapped up her front legs with toilet paper, and pretended they were broken.
Mojo: What's all this?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, my legs are broken.
Mojo: Come right in. Welcome to Happy Land.
Oddjob: *Brings Pinkie's wagon to the đi văng where cầu vồng Dash is sitting, and sets her down tiếp theo to cầu vồng Dash gently*
cầu vồng Dash: Pinkie Pie, what are bạn doing here?
Pinkie Pie: I'm here to rescue you.
cầu vồng Dash: That's great, but who's clearing the clouds for me?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Smoky Joe: *Kicking several clouds around him* Hahaha. Now I am the master of clearing the sky.
cầu vồng Dash: Okay, so what's the plan?
Pinkie Pie: Hmm.
cầu vồng Dash: bạn do have a plan, right?
Pinkie Pie: I thought that getting in would be the hard part, and getting out would be easy.
cầu vồng Dash: That's not a good plan.
Pinkie Pie: Fine, I'm sorry I came here to save you.
cầu vồng Dash: We don't have time for this. We gotta stick together if we're gonna get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, that's right.
cầu vồng Dash: What is?
Pinkie Pie: If we all work together, we can bust out of here!
cầu vồng Dash: Great. I'll rally everyone else, and we'll get out of here.
Amtrak: *Eavesdropping, and decides to go tell Doctor Dastardly about what he just heard*
Doctor Dastardly: *In his secret room, and turns on the TV screen on the boulder. He is not happy to see Amtrak* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!?
Amtrak: Those mares are up to something Doctor Dastardly. I think they're planning to break out.
Doctor Dastardly: Well don't just sit there, go stop them!!
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Amtrak: *Blocking the exit, standing between Mojo, and Jojo*
cầu vồng Dash: So long Amtrak, I'm getting out of here.
Amtrak: You'll never escape. There's three of us, and one of you. Just give up, and maybe if you're lucky we'll give bạn a break.
Pinkie Pie: You're wrong Amtrak!
Amtrak: I knew they had something planned.
Mojo: No matter. It's three of us against those two.
Pinkie Pie: Wrong. It's three of bạn against all of us!
Twenty mares were standing behind cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie. They wanted to get out.
Amtrak: Stand your ground fellas, they're just weak, and helpless mares. They can't stop us.
cầu vồng Dash: That's what bạn think Amtrak, but we'll beat you. Let's go girls!
Pinkie Pie: *Charging*
cầu vồng Dash: *Charging*
Mares: *Charging behind cầu vồng Dash and Pinkie Pie*
Amtrak: You'll never escape Happy Land!!
The three stallions got knocked down. Every mare escaped. Stop the song.
Doctor Dastardly: NO!!!!!!!!! bạn three idiots let them es-CAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
Amtrak: Eh, sorry sir.
Mojo: bạn know, that's the last time I work with bạn two.
Jojo: Same here. I'm just going to open up a barber shop.
Doctor Dastardly: Now mommy will be disappointed with me!! *Falls on the ground, and cries*
In Ponyville, everyone was quiet, until..
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cầu vồng Dash: *Returns with Pinkie Pie, and the other mares*
Rarity: Huh? What's that noise?
cầu vồng Dash: *Stops tiếp theo to Rarity* Hi Rarity.
Rarity: Oh Rainbow, you're back.
Pinkie Pie: And so am I.
Smoky Joe: *Comes down after clearing clouds* Oh, you're back. My đám mây clearing days are over.
Pinkie Pie: I'll take over for bạn Smoky Joe.
cầu vồng Dash: Nope. I'll be taking over.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, right.
Celestia: I'm pleased to see bạn made it back safely cầu vồng Dash. My e-mail plan worked perfectly.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, yeah, right.
Celestia: *Looks at the other mares* But who are all these other ponies?
Pinkie Pie: Oh don't worry about them, they're not important.
Celestia: Okay. With that sorted out, I have over forty wagons full of limestone that needs to be taken to the new construction site.
cầu vồng Dash: Umm.... Bye! *Flies away*
Pinkie Pie: xin chào Rainbow, come back here! bạn đã đưa ý kiến on the way back here that you'd help so that *Talks faster, and no one can understand what she's saying*
Ending theme: link
Starring the main protagonists
cầu vồng Dash & Pinkie Pie
Also starring
Rarity
Princess Celestia
Gilda
Lyra
bonbon
Twilight Sparkle
And featuring two new OC's, Smoky Joe and Oddjob
Starring the bad guys
Amtrak
Mojo
Jojo
Special Guest Star: ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Songs used in order of appearance
CP Original - Kind of Thomas-ish bởi Captain Punjab of Youtube
Pizzicato Playtime - Ren and Stimpy
The Fat Controller Theme - Mike O' Donnell & Junior Campbell
Smile Smile Smile 8 Bit Version bởi RC88 of Youtube
GTA Vice City Theme - Rockstar
MLP Fighting is Magic - Pinkie Pie Theme
Thomas The Bachmann Model & Những người bạn Theme bởi Captain Punjab of Youtube
Spiral Mountain - Banjo-Kazooie
chemical plant zone rock remix bởi truesonicremastered of Youtube
View - Namco Museum Vol. 3 Soundtrack
My little pony: Friendship is magic 8-bit extended version bởi DJDerpy75
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cầu vồng Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*
One of cầu vồng Dash's yêu thích things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks two thêm clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* xin chào Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen bạn two in a while.
Song (Set the speed to 0.5): link
Pinkie Pie: That's because we are actually working!
Rarity: Yes, while bạn fly around clearing those clouds, we have to pull wagons around Ponyville, containing heavy materials like rock, and coal.
cầu vồng Dash: Why are bạn doing that again?
Pinkie Pie: It's important for ponies!
cầu vồng Dash: Coal I can understand for trains, and fires, but why rocks?
Rarity: For building.
Pinkie Pie: And for making beautiful gardens.
cầu vồng Dash: Can't bạn deliver them in trucks? They do exist bạn know.
Pinkie Pie: Too expensive. We have to pull many of these wagons at once. One time, I had to pull eight of these, and it was hard.
Rarity: *Singing* I pulled fifty!
Pinkie Pie: Don't lie Rarity.
Rarity: Okay fine, two.
cầu vồng Dash: I wish I could help, but someone has to clear the clouds.
Pinkie Pie: Let someone else do it, so bạn can help us.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, no.
Pony: Okay Rarity, we got six wagons of coal for bạn to pull to the station.
Rarity: Well, time for me to go.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, Rarity, don't bạn think six is too many for you?
Rarity: Nonsense. I'll hiển thị bạn that I can pull heavy things. Here I go. *Struggles to pull the wagons. Her hooves slip, and she falls*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing* Boy that was great to watch. Okay, I gotta go.
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cầu vồng Dash: *Flies away*
Rarity: bạn just watch me. It takes a real lady to do hard tasks.
Pinkie Pie: Is that why bạn couldn't pull those wagons?
Rarity: Oh shut up.
cầu vồng Dash: *Continues flying through clouds, and making them disappear*
Meanwhile, Gilda was also flying through Ponyville. Stop the song
Gilda: Okay, I don't want to cause any trouble with anyone, so I'm just going to help clear the clouds, and then get out of here. *Spots a cloud* Oh, there's one I can clear. *Flies into it, but gets her head stuck, and can't see* Oh great, "these" clouds. Now, I can't see anything.
cầu vồng Dash: *Flying towards Gilda* Look out!
cầu vồng Dash tried to fly over Gilda, but Gilda bumped into her.
cầu vồng Dash: Ahh!! *Crashes into a tree, knocking herself out, and breaking her wings*
Lyra: That had to hurt.
Bonbon: *Looking at Gilda, who still has her head stuck in a cloud, talking sarcastically* Smooth.
A ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Oddjob arrived with a wagon. cầu vồng Dash got loaded onto the wagon, and was being taken somewhere where she could recover.
Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.
Twilight: It's a shame that happened to cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*
Song: link
Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving bởi itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did bạn get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves phía trước, chuyển tiếp without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course bạn are. Okay, I need someone to take over for... Who's that cầu vồng pegasus?
Pinkie Pie: cầu vồng Dash.
Celestia: Oh right. I need someone to take over for her while she's getting treated.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I do it?!
Twilight: But bạn don't have any wings. Princess Celestia, bạn should choose me since I'm smarter. Pinkie only knows how to make cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh. I know how to do plenty of things.
Smoky Joe: *Standing nearby, talking in the voice of Microsoft Sam* Did I hear that one of bạn are going to take over for cầu vồng Dash until she comes back?
Celestia: *Nods* I just need to choose one pony.
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Unlike Pinkie Pie, I have wings, and unlike Twilight, I have thêm experience.
Celestia: Hmm, this is a tough decision.
Pinkie Pie: Please pick me Celestia!
Twilight: No, pick me.
Celestia: *Her eyes get bigger, then smaller as she tries to pick someone to take over for cầu vồng Dash*
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Logical choice.
Pinkie Pie: ME!!
Twilight: Me!
Smoky Joe: Logical choice.
Celestia: Mmmmh, okay. We'll settle this the old fashioned way. *Takes a deep breath* Eenie meanie meiny moe. Pinkie, Twilight, Smoky Joe. My mother told me to pick the very best one, and......... ah forget it, bạn can do it Pinkie.
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: Yay!!
Twilight: *Uses her magic to give Pinkie Pie wings* You'll need these.
Pinkie Pie: Alright! *Flies into the sky, and starts clearing clouds*
Pinkie Pie was enjoying it.
Smoky Joe: Oh come on. I was the logical choice. I am severly displeased with these gần đây events.
Stop the song
Oddjob: *Passing the hospital with cầu vồng Dash in his wagon*
cầu vồng Dash: Hey, bạn just passed the hospital.
Oddjob: Oh sorry cầu vồng Dash. That hospital is being renovated. We're going to a new hospital called Happy Land.
cầu vồng Dash: Happy land, huh? It's got a nice ring to it.
Song (Set the speed to 1.25): link
There were several patients in Happy Land. They were all mares. Happy Land had grey, and yellow walls all over the place.
Oddjob: *Puts cầu vồng Dash on a couch, and is leaving*
cầu vồng Dash: Hey, where are bạn going?
Oddjob: Home. bạn wouldn't expect me to stick around here, would you? I'd rather pull my own teeth out. *Leaves*
cầu vồng Dash: Great, now I'm all alone.
A light grey stallion arrived. His name was Amtrak
Amtrak: Not for long.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets startled* Ah! A stallion with a New York accent!
Amtrak: Oh don't worry. I can assure bạn I'm the nicest stallion in all of Equestria. Welcome to Happy Land my blue friend. I hope bạn have a very nice time here.
cầu vồng Dash: So, when do I get out of here?
Amtrak: When you're healed.
cầu vồng Dash: When will that happen?
Amtrak: Soon enough.
cầu vồng Dash: What's that supposed to mean?
Amtrak: bạn ask too many questions. I got just the-
A crashing noise was heard not far away.
Amtrak: Eh, hold that thought. *Goes away*
cầu vồng Dash: What was that noise?
Amtrak: That's none of your business.
A grey mare walked up to cầu vồng Dash, limping in the process.
Grey Mare: bạn must be cầu vồng Dash. I heard about bạn in the news.
cầu vồng Dash: And who are you?
Grey Mare: I'm Jane, and this is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cầu vồng Dash: What are bạn talking about? This is a hospital. I'll admit I am scared, but-
Grey Mare: This isn't a hospital! It's a prison! They heal us, true, but then we get sold to stallions as slaves, and then we get killed!!
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, you're clowning around. Right?
Grey Mare: Nope.
cầu vồng Dash: Darn it.
Grey Mare: bạn can't trust that grey stallion, Amtrak!
cầu vồng Dash: He seems friendly enough.
Grey Mare: Oh sure, but sure enough, he'll hiển thị bạn that he's evil!!!
cầu vồng Dash: I don't know.
Grey Mare: I do! Amtrak is not to be trusted!
Filly: *Hears hoofsteps on a flight of nearby stairs* He's coming back!
Grey Mare: I better get back to my seat, otherwise, execution!! *Walks back to where she was previously sitting*
cầu vồng Dash: Okay, whatever.
Amtrak: *Shouting up the stairs while pulling a xe đẩy, giỏ hàng of cupcakes* Don't ever let me catch bạn doing that again. *Mumbles as he continues walking* God I hate mares. *Gets to cầu vồng Dash* xin chào my blue amigo. How are bạn feeling?
cầu vồng Dash: Fine I guess. Are those bánh nướng nhỏ bạn have?
Amtrak: Oh yeah. These will help bạn feel better. Eat up. *Leaves the xe đẩy, giỏ hàng in front of cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: These look delicious. Thanks Amtrak.
Amtrak: Quite so, quite so- wait a minute. Were bạn talking to someone? How do bạn know my name?!
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, lucky guess?
Amtrak: Oh yes. Very lucky. *Walks away*
cầu vồng Dash: *Eating the cupcakes* These are good. *Feeling drowsy* Whoa. I feel weird. *Sees the room spinning around her* This is awesome! *Having a vision of ngẫu nhiên things in Ponyville* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Laughing*
British Mare: Hey, what's up with the new pony?
Australian Mare: She's been được trao those bánh nướng nhỏ with the rượu vodka, vodka baked inside of it.
British Mare: Oh, poor pony.
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing* Look at my legs! *Passes out, and sleeps on the couch*
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than cầu vồng Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few phút later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing tiếp theo to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are bạn enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well tiếp theo time Celestia is intoxicated, bạn should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than cầu vồng Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told bạn that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear thêm clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just bạn wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, cầu vồng Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some rượu vodka, vodka cupcakes.
cầu vồng Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* xin chào my blue amigo. How are bạn feeling?
cầu vồng Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No bạn wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, bạn can go. *Walking away*
cầu vồng Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
cầu vồng Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did bạn get your wings healed bởi Amtrak?
cầu vồng Dash: Yes. I'm going trang chủ now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
cầu vồng Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: bạn have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards cầu vồng Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do bạn think you're going? *Blocking cầu vồng Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
cầu vồng Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
cầu vồng Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are bạn going to do?
cầu vồng Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
cầu vồng Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make bạn break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and cầu vồng Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: bạn wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into cầu vồng Dash.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. bạn heard everything. bạn were spying on us.
cầu vồng Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking cầu vồng Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two thêm stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now bạn blue brat. Didn't bạn see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
Song (Start at 0:04): link
Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is cầu vồng Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take cầu vồng Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are bạn going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, bạn must go save cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do bạn mean me go? bạn go, bạn have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that bạn were cầu vồng Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really cầu vồng Dash's friend, bạn will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend cầu vồng Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: *Gets to Oddjob* Oddjob, I have a plan, but I need your help.
Oddjob: My help, huh? What's in it for me?
Pinkie Pie: You'll get a bigger part in this người hâm mộ fiction.
Oddjob: Well, I'm in. What do bạn need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: First, *Whispering* And then. *Whispering*
Oddjob: Why are bạn whispering?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know. I plan to disguise myself as a sick ngựa con, ngựa, pony so I can get into Happy Land.
Oddjob: That's kind of a dumb plan, but okay. *Walking away, but accidentally steps on Pinkie's hoof, then hits Pinkie Pie with his wagon*
Pinkie Pie: Ow! Oddjob!!
Oddjob: *Returns* Whoops. Sorry Pinkie.
Stop the song. Oddjob took Pinkie Pie to Happy Land. The màu hồng, hồng ngựa con, ngựa, pony wrapped up her front legs with toilet paper, and pretended they were broken.
Mojo: What's all this?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, my legs are broken.
Mojo: Come right in. Welcome to Happy Land.
Oddjob: *Brings Pinkie's wagon to the đi văng where cầu vồng Dash is sitting, and sets her down tiếp theo to cầu vồng Dash gently*
cầu vồng Dash: Pinkie Pie, what are bạn doing here?
Pinkie Pie: I'm here to rescue you.
cầu vồng Dash: That's great, but who's clearing the clouds for me?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Smoky Joe: *Kicking several clouds around him* Hahaha. Now I am the master of clearing the sky.
cầu vồng Dash: Okay, so what's the plan?
Pinkie Pie: Hmm.
cầu vồng Dash: bạn do have a plan, right?
Pinkie Pie: I thought that getting in would be the hard part, and getting out would be easy.
cầu vồng Dash: That's not a good plan.
Pinkie Pie: Fine, I'm sorry I came here to save you.
cầu vồng Dash: We don't have time for this. We gotta stick together if we're gonna get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, that's right.
cầu vồng Dash: What is?
Pinkie Pie: If we all work together, we can bust out of here!
cầu vồng Dash: Great. I'll rally everyone else, and we'll get out of here.
Amtrak: *Eavesdropping, and decides to go tell Doctor Dastardly about what he just heard*
Doctor Dastardly: *In his secret room, and turns on the TV screen on the boulder. He is not happy to see Amtrak* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!?
Amtrak: Those mares are up to something Doctor Dastardly. I think they're planning to break out.
Doctor Dastardly: Well don't just sit there, go stop them!!
Song: link
Amtrak: *Blocking the exit, standing between Mojo, and Jojo*
cầu vồng Dash: So long Amtrak, I'm getting out of here.
Amtrak: You'll never escape. There's three of us, and one of you. Just give up, and maybe if you're lucky we'll give bạn a break.
Pinkie Pie: You're wrong Amtrak!
Amtrak: I knew they had something planned.
Mojo: No matter. It's three of us against those two.
Pinkie Pie: Wrong. It's three of bạn against all of us!
Twenty mares were standing behind cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie. They wanted to get out.
Amtrak: Stand your ground fellas, they're just weak, and helpless mares. They can't stop us.
cầu vồng Dash: That's what bạn think Amtrak, but we'll beat you. Let's go girls!
Pinkie Pie: *Charging*
cầu vồng Dash: *Charging*
Mares: *Charging behind cầu vồng Dash and Pinkie Pie*
Amtrak: You'll never escape Happy Land!!
The three stallions got knocked down. Every mare escaped. Stop the song.
Doctor Dastardly: NO!!!!!!!!! bạn three idiots let them es-CAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
Amtrak: Eh, sorry sir.
Mojo: bạn know, that's the last time I work with bạn two.
Jojo: Same here. I'm just going to open up a barber shop.
Doctor Dastardly: Now mommy will be disappointed with me!! *Falls on the ground, and cries*
In Ponyville, everyone was quiet, until..
Song: link
cầu vồng Dash: *Returns with Pinkie Pie, and the other mares*
Rarity: Huh? What's that noise?
cầu vồng Dash: *Stops tiếp theo to Rarity* Hi Rarity.
Rarity: Oh Rainbow, you're back.
Pinkie Pie: And so am I.
Smoky Joe: *Comes down after clearing clouds* Oh, you're back. My đám mây clearing days are over.
Pinkie Pie: I'll take over for bạn Smoky Joe.
cầu vồng Dash: Nope. I'll be taking over.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, right.
Celestia: I'm pleased to see bạn made it back safely cầu vồng Dash. My e-mail plan worked perfectly.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, yeah, right.
Celestia: *Looks at the other mares* But who are all these other ponies?
Pinkie Pie: Oh don't worry about them, they're not important.
Celestia: Okay. With that sorted out, I have over forty wagons full of limestone that needs to be taken to the new construction site.
cầu vồng Dash: Umm.... Bye! *Flies away*
Pinkie Pie: xin chào Rainbow, come back here! bạn đã đưa ý kiến on the way back here that you'd help so that *Talks faster, and no one can understand what she's saying*
Ending theme: link
Starring the main protagonists
cầu vồng Dash & Pinkie Pie
Also starring
Rarity
Princess Celestia
Gilda
Lyra
bonbon
Twilight Sparkle
And featuring two new OC's, Smoky Joe and Oddjob
Starring the bad guys
Amtrak
Mojo
Jojo
Special Guest Star: ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Songs used in order of appearance
CP Original - Kind of Thomas-ish bởi Captain Punjab of Youtube
Pizzicato Playtime - Ren and Stimpy
The Fat Controller Theme - Mike O' Donnell & Junior Campbell
Smile Smile Smile 8 Bit Version bởi RC88 of Youtube
GTA Vice City Theme - Rockstar
MLP Fighting is Magic - Pinkie Pie Theme
Thomas The Bachmann Model & Những người bạn Theme bởi Captain Punjab of Youtube
Spiral Mountain - Banjo-Kazooie
chemical plant zone rock remix bởi truesonicremastered of Youtube
View - Namco Museum Vol. 3 Soundtrack
My little pony: Friendship is magic 8-bit extended version bởi DJDerpy75