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Why I think Snape is even worse then James

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First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if bạn agree with it hoặc not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven bạn up, Padfoot," đã đưa ý kiến James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he đã đưa ý kiến softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between...

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Albus Potter and the Insane Plot Twist

posted by dragonsmemory

((What happens when bạn mix the Potter/Weasley clan with Snape's Family and Friends, throw in a some Jalbus fluff and put them all in Snape's dungeon? Pure insanity.
WARNING: đọc this fic may cause breathing problems, unexplained pains in your sides, bladder problems, and watery eyes. If any hoặc all of these things occur, see your Potions master immediately.))

I strode into Potions grinning broadly. ((Quick note, this is after "Jalbus," obviously. bạn may want to read that first.)) It probably was because I was with my boyfriend, Albus S. Potter, son of my childhood hero. Talk about irony....

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A Meeting of Chance, or, The Four Potters

posted by dragonsmemory

((What happens when the four Harry Potters meet? Nothing good. Book Harry is post-DH, and Movie Harry is OOTP. Movie Harry belongs to Warner Bros. Book Harry belongs to J.K. Rowling. Musical Harry belongs to Starkid. Puppet Harry belongs to his creator. Used without permission.))

Harry Potter was not in the greatest of moods. True, he DID defeat Voldemort (again), but it was turning out to be a not-so-satisfying victory. His scar, which was cái tát, đánh đập, smack in the middle of his forehead, had started twinging again. That in itself wasn't a good sign.
Of course, a scar twinge could mean any number of things....

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to your grave i spoke |Severus Snape|

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Severus Snape

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SFAF Project Leak

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Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was đã đưa ý kiến slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...

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The Story of Absolutely Nothing bởi Snape's Family and Những người bạn

posted by xHardcoreBunnyx

I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make mèo con good fighting because they eat pizza, bánh pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.

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The Potions "Experiment"

posted by dragonsmemory

I'm nghề viết văn from my own point of view. Just so bạn know.

Double Potions with the Slytherins is as close to torture as any Gryffindor can imagine. For one thing, Snape hates ever Gryffindor's guts. He favors the Slytherins. Then there's the matter of the Slytherins themselves. Some of the worst ones really take the traditional House rivalry to heart.
Me, I've had all sorts of ingredients thrown at me. The stuff I pick out of my hair at the end of the class could brew a whole potion. Not fun.

So, I'm sitting in Potions one day, around early December. Quidditch season was in full swing. In fact,...