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BlackHound said:
1. Ask him an 'identifying question' in order to ascertain that he is actually Sirius Black. 2. Once I'm certain it's truly him, I would welcome him in, then suggest a warm bath (or hot shower) in my humble tub. I would ask if he required my assistance. 3. I would offer to towel him dry, then give him my quần áo, áo choàng (the long, comfy black one with the Klingon insignia on the lapel). 4. I would feed him, feed him so well he might consider staying a while. A long while. 5. Suggest a little wine, a little relaxaton and a movie. Dracula, perhaps. 6. Ask him if he likes it "doggy style". 7. In the morning, I would fix him a hearty breakfast, tell him he can keep the quần áo, áo choàng (it Luật sư đấu trí him), and tell him he can come back anytime he likes. 8. Swear loudly when my alarm goes off and I realize it was all just a dream.
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