f you'rIe too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. Going to church doesn't make bạn a Christian, any thêm than standing in a nhà để xe makes bạn a car.
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. If bạn look like your passport...

•    A sharp tongue does not mean bạn have a keen mind.
•    Anyone who told bạn to be yourself couldn't have được trao bạn any worse advice.
•    Are bạn always this stupid hoặc are bạn making a special effort today.
•    Do bạn want me to accept bạn as bạn are, hoặc do bạn want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
•    Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
•    Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
•    Don't...