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Sarcasm is an art. It's one of those little yet big things in life which can only be expressed beautifully when mastered correctly. Though sarcasm may be funny, it may also hurt many people, so use it wisely.

Last week, I decided to collect as many sarcastic and funny remarks as I could, just for the fun of it. So, here's the list! The format of the danh sách is like this:

1. When someone says, "No"... <--- this is the "situation".
Yeah, right. <--- this is your sarcastic response.

Sometimes, there will be "no situation". bạn should be able to figure out when to use the sentence in italics then....
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posted by krystylmomo
•    A sharp tongue does not mean bạn have a keen mind.
•    Anyone who told bạn to be yourself couldn't have được trao bạn any worse advice.
•    Are bạn always this stupid hoặc are bạn making a special effort today.
•    Do bạn want me to accept bạn as bạn are, hoặc do bạn want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
•    Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
•    Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
•    Don't...
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jaun.,
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piano..
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Source: we
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Source: we
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1. Well, this ngày was a total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we just a cá đuối, ray of frigging sunshine?
3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
7. Do I look like a frigging people person?
8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
12. You! Off my planet !!
13....
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zack and cody
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z&c
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zack and cody
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z&c
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aaa
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fsf
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aa
video
keep..
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aaa
video
keep..
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aaaa
video
english
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annasophia
video
keep..
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annasophia + alyson
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piano..
posted by krystylmomo
•    A sharp tongue does not mean bạn have a keen mind.
•    Anyone who told bạn to be yourself couldn't have được trao bạn any worse advice.
•    Are bạn always this stupid hoặc are bạn making a special effort today.
•    Do bạn want me to accept bạn as bạn are, hoặc do bạn want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
•    Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
•    Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
•    Don't...
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posted by krystylmomo
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one thêm service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will bạn leave?

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Whatever kind of look bạn were going for, bạn missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them....
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