Personally, i dont know ANYTHING about chuck norris. Just that there are jokes about him.

Google will not let you find Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

The military originally named a huge tank the "Norris Tank" because it was very powerful. Chuck Norris thought it was too soft to be named after him. In fear, the military said they would name a more powerful weapon after him instead. So far, no weapon has been created that was as bad-ass as Chuck Norris.
~ShadowFanGrl's sibling

rule 1 of chuck norris dont talk about him

k thanks