It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs bởi at 500 miles an hour.
Sonic: Tails, bạn read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sean: What about the others?
Inside the base
Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see bạn guys
Espio: Great to see bạn to
Knuckles: Lets go find Robotnik
Sean: I found the others and we're searching for Robotnik
Sonic: Any injuries?
Sean: None of them are injured
Tails: I'll give bạn air support
Sonic: I'll wait bởi your car
Sean: Sounds good.
A few phút later Robotnik is found, but he uses Chaos Control to escape. Only, he brought Sonic and his Những người bạn with him.
Rouge: Where the hell are we?
Sean: I know this place. Were in St. Louis
Sonic: You've been here before?
Sean: Yeah, a lot of times.
Espio: hiển thị us something
Sean: See that over there? *points at gateway arch*
Tails: What is that?
Knuckles: It's an arch
Sean: Not just any arch, the gateway arch.
Rouge: Thats a wierd name.
ngẫu nhiên human: What are bạn supposed to be?
Sean: None of your business, go away
ngẫu nhiên human: ok *walks away*
Robotnik: *shoots at Sonic, but misses*
Sonic: bạn trying to kill me?
Robotnik: Whaat? No *Throws gun away*
Sean: Do bạn even know where bạn sent us?
Robotnik: It says we are in the planet earth
Sean: Be thêm specific dumbass
Robotnik: St. Louis, Missouri
Knuckles: If bạn didn't have the thing you're in, bạn wouldn't know
Sean: He would probably find out anyway
Then Sean starts having a thought about what would happen if Robotnik found out bởi asking someone
Robotnik: Where am I?
Hat guy: First of all bạn should know where bạn are, and second, bạn have a huge mustache!
Robotnik: The bigger the better :D
Hat guy: I'm gonna go now
Robotnik: *leaves St. Louis then goes back in* It says I'm in Missouri! YES! I KNOW WHERE I AM NOW!!
tall guy: It just says welcome to Missouri, calm down
Back at Reality
Robotnik: I'm going now *leaves*
Tails: I think we all know whats going to happen next.
An explosion is heard
Robotnik: Hello everyone of uuh, *reads screen* St. Louis, Missouri! I am really interested in your city, and that is why I want to take it over!
Sean: There is no way he's taking this city!
Espio: Lets go and stop him
bởi the time Sonic and his Những người bạn arrive at Robotnik's location, he killed seven people, and destroyed two cars.
Robotnik: Give me this city now!
Police captain: Shoot him
Police officers: *shoot Robotnik, one bullet hits him.*
Robotnik: Ach! Watch what bạn do with those things! *fires back*
After Robotnik kills the police officer, Sonics team arrives.
Sonic: bạn can't take this place without attacking us!
Robotnik: Sure I can, so I will *shoots at Sonic*
Sonic: You'll have to shoot faster then that to kill me
Robotnik: Then I'll kill your cousin!
Sean: Oh no bạn don't *jumps towards Robotnik, and knocks him down.
Robotnik: *Falls into the middle of the street* I still have this! *pulls out shotgun*
Sean: *grabs .44 and shoots Robotnik in the foot.*
Robotnik: *drops gun, and lays down.* Jesus christ that hurts!
Tails: *cough* Pussy!
Knuckles: Just be thankful I didn't shoot you! I would've shot bạn in the head
Robotnik: *climbs into flying machine and flies away*
Sonic: He won't go far. Tails, Rouge bạn fly after him, the rest of bạn follow me!
Sean: Too bad I don't have my car
Espio: bạn use it too much anyway
Rouge: You've got a gun don't you?
Tails: No, do you?
Knuckles: *flies toward Robotnik*
Espio: I forgot he could do that
Sean: I think Knux forgot that to
Robotnik: Shit they're catching up!
As Tails gets into Robotnik's machine he grabs his enemy's head, and slams it on the door
Sean: I don't know why he is doing that
Espio: He's hurting him right?
Robotnik: Stop that!
Tails: Send us back!
Sonic: *jumps into machine* Nice work Tails
Espio: This can't go well for Robotnik
Sean: How can it? He had his head hit a door numerous times.
Robotnik: *shoots Tails and jumps*
Sonic: *jumps after him*
Robotnik: ooh *lands in water*
Sonic: OH SHIT!!
Rouge: I got bạn *grabs Sonic*
Sean: Saved bởi my girlfriend
Robotnik: Where did Sonic go?
Espio: I think he Mất tích track of Sonic.
Tails: I'll go get him.
Sean: Don't get shot again!
Tails: *gives Sean the finger*
Knuckles: Never saw him do that.
Robotnik: *Swimming to Illinois side of river*
Tails: *grabs Robotnik* Where do bạn think you're going?
Sean: I think I'll use my súng trường *grabs sniper rifle*
Rouge: Why do bạn need that?
Sean: Just in case
Robotnik: *squirms in Tail's grip*
Tails: Stop that! *Drops Robotnik*
Sean: *Shoots at Robotnik, but misses*
Robotnik: *lands on big rig*
Sean: After him *Runs after Robotnik*
Robotnik: If only I could stop him.
Tails: But bạn can't *pushes Robotnik*
Robotnik: Damn, Chaos Control!
Sonic: Since when could he do that?
Sean: Who cares? Lets try and and find him!
Sonic and his Những người bạn didn't know that Robotnik went back to Mobius to get some badniks, weapons, machines, ammo, and Shadow.
Robotnik: Shadow, where are you?
Shadow: I'm here
Robotnik: Get all the badniks. We are invading St. Louis
Shadow: I'm on it
Snively: Where is this city?
Robotnik: You'll see.
Half an giờ passes, and Sonic is relaxing with his cousin. The rest of their group is also with them
Rouge: Why would Robotnik want this shitty city?
Sean: What's so shitty about St. Louis?!
Sonic: Will bạn two stop? St. Louis doesn't look appealing.
Sean: Why are we here then? bạn can just use fucking chaos control, and end up back at Mobius.
Rouge: None of us have a chaos emerald.
Knuckles: What? I have one
As a train passes bởi Robotnik soon returns with his army.
Robotnik: Give us St. Louis hoặc die!
Shadow: *kills people* Attack!
Badniks: *attacking everything*
Robotnik: These people are wimps
Shadow: Hold your fire! I want that car. *Points at a yellow '69 Dodge Charger.*
Robotnik: Then get it. Run people over with it.
Shadow: I'm not wrecking the car bạn imbecule.
Robotnik: You'll just get bloodstains on it, so what?
Knuckles: *jumps on some badniks and hits Shadow*
Shadow: STALL THEM!! I'm getting that car
Sean: What is that car?
Shadow: *brings car to Mobius, and soon returns*
Robotnik: Where was we?
Badniks: *shoot at sonic, but miss*
Sonic: *jumps on several badniks and Robotnik*
Shadow: FIGHT ME
Sean: Ok *attacks Shadow*
Shadow: Not you!
Sean: Why, bạn afraid?
Espio: This just gets wierder bởi the một phút
Tails: *attacks Robotnik*
Robotnik: Jeez, you're tougher then bạn look
Tails: *breaks Robotnik's arm*
As the fight goes on, the police, and military soon arrive. They assist Sonic's group with attacking Robotnik's army, and Shadow left.
Sean: He always leaves too soon.
Espio: At least he's gone
Robotnik: Keep attacking *blows up tank*
Colonel Rogers: Shoot the guy with the mustache!
Soldiers: *shoot Robotnik*
Sonic: Nice work guys
Robotnik: CHAOS CONTROL!
Rouge: How the hell does he do that?
Sean: bạn guys won't have to worry about Robotnik anymore
Police captain: Thank bạn for saving our city. How can we repay you?
Sean: *spots a corvette* I think I already know how.
Robotnik: Well Shadow, we failed
Shadow: We put up a good fight though.
Snively: But it wasn't good enough
Shadow: Fuck you! You're too much of a pussy to fight
Robotnik: We will go back to Earth, but this time, we're taking a place called Germany.
Robotnik: I overheard someone saying that Germany makes really great machines, so they must have good mechanics
Shadow: Don't mechanics fix stuff?
Robotnik: Yes, yes they do! *laughs like a villain*
Announcer: We hope bạn enjoyed the following presentation. Before bạn leave, we'd like to take a moment to share three previews to other người hâm mộ fictions from SeanTheHedgehog.
Six Shooters 3 - 2016
A Wild west band was in the bar that Alan, Harry, Ryan, and Dylan were in. They are playing this song (Start at 1:30): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDX3cdS_trg
Alan: Things have gotten a little thêm complicated. We're with two LAPD officers, and they want us to help them with something.
Captain Ford: What exactly do they need your help with?
Alan: I don't know yet. Harry's talking to them.
Ryan: There are two gangsters giving us trouble. Timothy Sand, and Marco Sand.
Harry: They're brothers?
Dylan: Yes. They started their organization twenty years ago. Haven't been able to catch them yet.
Ryan: That's why we need bạn two.
Harry: bạn think extra men will help bạn out?
Ryan: Will you?
Stop the song
Cop 94: *Knocks*
Captain Ford: Excuse me Alan.
Alan: I'll wait.
Band Member 1: Alright, we're gonna play Dream Girl. Give this old song a new sound to make it sound like it's from the 19th century.
Band Member 2: We're only using the đàn piano this time.
Band Members: *Playing Dream Girl*
Alan: Camryn, is that you?
Camryn: Hi Alan. I miss you.
Alan: I miss bạn too, and your sexy body.
Camryn: I want bạn back in one piece.
Alan: I want bạn naked when I get back.
Camryn: I'll be waiting on your bed.
Alan: I'd like that.
Cop 94: *Sees Casey* You're back?
Casey: Has Harry called yet?
Cop 94: As a matter of fact, his partner is talking to his girlfriend now.
Casey: *Walks into the room* Camryn?
Alan: Casey? bạn want her there for a three some? Not what I had in mind, but-
Camryn: No, I'm sorry Alan, but Casey is here. She wants to talk to Harry.
Alan: Okay, I'll get him. Don't forget what we have planned for my return. I'll be right back. *Goes over to Harry*
Harry: *Listening to the band play Dream Girl* I feel like I've heard this song before.
Alan: *Arrives at the table* Harry, Casey is on the phone.
Harry: Okay. *Goes to the phone*
Alan: *Sits down with Ryan, and Dylan, smiling at the band as they continue playing Dream Girl*
Harry: Hello, Casey?
Casey: Harry, I got this weird feeling. Did bạn have sex with another woman?
Harry: My wife is dead Casey. What do bạn want me to do?
Casey: Why don't bạn marry me?
Harry: It doesn't work that way Casey. What about that guy bạn started dating in November?
Casey: He got shot on a bus.
Harry: You're not lying to me, because bạn left him for another man, are you?
Casey: Of course not! He really died. You're not here, so obviously, bạn don't know about it.
Harry: Listen Casey, we'll talk about this when I get back. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
Thomas & The Magic Railway - 2014
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3-hFB1hZ60
Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.
Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!
* * *
Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.
There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight budget, we'll only allow Thomas, and five of his friends, Diesel Ten ,and his two goons, as well as a purple tank engine that has no face to be in the movie.
Gordon: *Waiting at station* 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-
Thomas: *Arrives* 3, 2, 1, blast off!! *Stops at station* Why were bạn counting down?
Gordon: I was counting how many giây bạn had until bạn were late.
Thomas: Ha, look who's talking fatty.
Gordon: Fatty? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOBODY CALLS ME FATTY!!
Diesel 10: *Goes past* Outta my way steamies! Suck my dick... hoặc cock!
Gordon: Isn't that the same thing?
Thomas: Who cares? Can't he suck his own di... What was it he said?
Gordon: bạn don't want to remember.
And now to interrupt the story so that I can hiển thị bạn where I live. Shining Time Station. I live there with many other people, but I have to tell bạn thêm about it later, because I'm holding up the story. And bye the way, I think bạn might be in this story too.
Thomas: Hmm, if Diesel 10 is causing havoc, there must be a Mất tích steamie around here.
James: *Singing song*
Engines: *Hearing James* Make it stop!!
James: *Continues singing*
Engines: *Leaving sheds*
James: *Singing song*
Thomas: *Slowly backs into buffers* HOLY BOTHERATIONS!!!
James: bạn weren't concentrating Thomas. Lucky for bạn that bạn were going slow.
Thomas: What? bạn think I'd be that crazy to go fast, and come off the rails?
James: uhh.. Maybe?
Thomas: What are bạn doing in the shed James?
James: I was being naughty, and the fat đít, mông, ass controller told me to stay here, and think about my mistake.
Thomas: I think bạn made another mistake bởi calling Sir Tophamm Hat fat.
James: Well, it's not my fault he's overweight.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* xin chào bạn two!! My name is Diesel 10!!
Thomas: Great, no one cares.
Diesel 10: Well bạn should. I'm looking for a Mất tích steam engine! Have bạn seen her?
Thomas: Four wheels?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Purple paint, with a golden smokebox?
Diesel 10: Yep.
Thomas: The word Lady is written on both sides?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Never heard of her.
Diesel 10: Oh well. *Leaves*
James: There's a Mất tích engine?
Mily's Adventure - 2016
S.B: *Driving through Mossberg to get to the Eastern Pacific sheds*
Tabby & Bri: *Racing each other out of Nova Station, and over a đồi núi, hill as they head to Mirage Station*
A Trainz người hâm mộ Fiction
Jazlin & Mily: *Smiling as Sean backs up between them in the sheds*
S.B: *Stops his car tiếp theo to the roundhouse*
Muppets: *Dancing as they walk pass the roundhouse*
S.B: *Confused as he walks towards the engines*
Mike: *Pulling a long freight train passing the sheds*
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
And the Eastern Pacific engines
Jack The Truck
Blue the cún yêu, con chó con
And the controller, Mr. Baldwin
panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together over a bridge*
Also starring the Northern Errol Line engines
The N.E.L controller, Mr. Bruce
Bri & Tabby: *Stopping at Mirage Station*
Featuring Corsair, the streamlined engine
Oklahoma & Trident the airplanes
Stop the song
Jazlin: I tình yêu bạn Sean.
Sean: I tình yêu bạn too Jazlin.
Mr. Baldwin: I tình yêu that bạn tình yêu each other, but you've been saying that for too long now. *Awaiting laughter from the audience* Why isn't there any laughter? That was funny.
Sean: We're not on TV anymore. This time, we're in a movie.
Mr. Baldwin: Oh. Never mind, somewhere, someone is laughing to this.