Richard Hammond, bạn are a bloody tim, trái tim breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. hàng đầu, đầu trang Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way bạn have such enthusiasm for everything, the way bạn explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If bạn came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold bạn close, and Kiss bạn within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat bạn to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon, share bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô with you, then take bạn to, I dunno, Giraffe, order a bàn bởi the window, and declare my undying tình yêu for you. And tell your wife to rest in peace. Kinda. Then I'd take bạn home, Kiss bạn thêm and take it from there...

This was all dreamed up in maths, and it cost me a detention, but hey, half-feeling your lips was great! tình yêu bạn Hamster!