"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” đã đăng hơn một năm qua

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether hoặc not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I am just curious to find out what the hell I have done to all of you? Why are bạn so mean to me? Can someone explain what exactly did I do in these crazy drunk days, that caused such a scepticality from you? If I did something bad, I APOLOGIZE. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Những người bạn in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain huy chương at my yêu thích club, including this one. bởi the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 năm old? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Back again.. xin chào guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

It took my sister and me 45 phút to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I know that bạn all hate me because of my horrible drunk behavior in these months but read this :link đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about em bé with my mom đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Mất tích tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I’m tired. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it đã đăng hơn một năm qua

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that ngày feels like a festival! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a chuông, bell every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the chuông, bell and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if bạn treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like bạn wanted.
People, man. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy ngày Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female chó so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male chó over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt đã đăng hơn một năm qua

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of bạn people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some hàng đầu, đầu trang Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, bạn all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of bạn really. bạn could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I talked to my husband like bạn all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he đã đưa ý kiến he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a ngày to the local ice cream cửa hàng so that will be fun đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming thêm and thêm inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Welp it snowed again đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his giường where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go trang chủ and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Would anyone be interested in đọc my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a năm ago, but Mất tích interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in câu hỏi is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

When bạn realize you're 100% trash for a singer

https://i.imgur.com/AnWqyZg.gif đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule thêm people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule thêm people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't bạn taking your breaks ? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

How much do bạn want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My hair is so greasy from not hiển thị that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to bạn đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Who here believes in magic? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

https://img.gifmagazine.net/gifmagazine/images/694001/original.gif đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Someday, people. Someday... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I hope everyone has a great day~ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF đã đăng hơn một năm qua

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, bạn don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a máy kéo and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first các bình luận and các câu trả lời on this site. Just one câu hỏi to my past self - why did bạn have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

You've got a lot of nerve bạn one-eyed monsta !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, không gian travel, self driving cars, thêm useful smartphones, thêm cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today bởi cooking me breakfast this morning instead đã đăng hơn một năm qua

“You might think I Mất tích all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Some old lady at the truck stop: bạn look pale, are bạn okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! bạn can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Gonna see Ed Sheeran tomorrowwwwww
Likely in thunderstorm weather....
woooOOOHHHHHH đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

https://i.imgur.com/O98G116.jpg đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected bởi Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She đã đưa ý kiến they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the tường during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the tiếp theo several days đã đăng hơn một năm qua

So I talked to the publisher the tiếp theo step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

bạn get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game đã đăng hơn một năm qua

bạn know what.....we should just like, start a ngẫu nhiên lyric chain XD original lyrics hoặc just whatever. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

During a gần đây điểm thưởng off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do bạn call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD đã đăng hơn một năm qua

If I made a club for creepy video would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff bạn can find around the web. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

https://streamable.com/1eu0p đã đăng hơn một năm qua

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD đã đăng hơn một năm qua

hello đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally hoặc physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me đã đăng hơn một năm qua

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six hoặc seven. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open áo khoác kind of ngày đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me tình yêu dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Confession: I unironically say howdy stranger irl đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My headaches like..

Fuck bạn wake up.

Fuck bạn don't have fun.

Fuck bạn just because fuck you. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

A friend visited me today from Santa Fe. She told me she wanted an excuse to break her Harley out, but whatever the excuse, there's nothing quite like slamming your best friend in poker to cheer bạn up. I won $50 off her too, so I'm going to spend it taking her out to lunch somewhere đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I can't stand this, I've been doing absolutely nothing since I hurt my back and I just feel like dead weight. If I don't find something productive to do today, I'm going to drink bleach đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Tennessee should be renamed the "Bi-polar" state. One day, I'm enjoying the warm sun on my face. But bởi the very tiếp theo day, I'm freezing my fucking đít, mông, ass off. I tình yêu Tennessee and all, but not the unpredictable weather. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The free version of RPGMaker VX Ace is so basic chó cái, bitch đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Wait, an Albuquerque orphanage is taking a field trip to the horse side of the ranch and I'm going to be too injured to work???? Daaaaaddddd let me come to work hoặc I'll cry đã đăng hơn một năm qua

It's the first time i've been on here in about five years. Only today did I think about this account and how it was my first "social media". I honestly can't believe I remembered my mật khẩu and username. Also I can't believe this website is still active! I'm not coming back but it's kinda cool to see what I was like back when I was 11. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

*sadly doing the homework Riku assigned him* T_T đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm upset today. It's my grandma's birthday today and I can't go because I'm way too sick. Well, she's not really my grandma, but I consider her my grandma because I never got to meet any of my real grandparents. It really upsets me because I never know when her last birthday hoặc holiday could be. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

When bạn fail at doing something simple because you're aggravated. And wasted an epic opportunitty because bạn fucked up royally.

link đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Yk what's hella ironic. I really tình yêu wedding dresses on characters. Saber bride,Astraea 3 ngôi sao (Aura Kingdom) etc but I don't want to be ever married. Lmfao đã đăng hơn một năm qua

How to beat Wanta at King of Fighters. Get him on the right side of the screen where the inputs are reversed. He will immediately fail at everything đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I have done it. Guys post fictional babes/dudes as much as bạn want.

link

Yk I wonder how many other things would be suitable as các diễn đàn as opposed to constantly putting it in các câu trả lời sections? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Not saying I'm eager to die hoặc anything but I'm really looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to roaming the planet as a ghost. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I think I might make an ultimate waifu danh sách to go with my relatable characters list. hoặc I can make a diễn đàn here "Post husbando/waifu" maybe. Idk honestly. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

ngẫu nhiên fact, I wear hobnail boots to work, which for those of bạn who don't know what that is, they're boots with metal studs in them to make them last longer. Problem is that they get shit traction on hard surfaces. They're okay on concrete, but I may hoặc may not have slipped off my truck giường today and hurt my back đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Sometimes, I spread my arms wide and pretend that I'm a plane, flying in the sky.....
Whoosh, Whoosh! :3 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

It's also "National Be Nasty" ngày XD đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Happy woman's ngày everyone đã đăng hơn một năm qua

xin chào college students, my Những người bạn are bitching and whining about having to write a 2000 word research paper they had five months to write.

How dare those teachers amirite?

Like come on - when will they ever have to write 2000 words in an essay any time outside of highschool?

Come on. Totally ridiculous. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Guys I've edited my answer to give season correlations to bạn guys. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I feel horrible because my sister is having a baby and I don't really get the whole baby hype thing. I was at the ultrasound with her today and everyone else was like "Wow!!! A baby!! What a miracle!!!" and I'm just like "yep, that indeed is a developing fetus."
Its not like I'm not happy. I'm looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to spending time as an aunt because I like kids. But I don't understand why it has to be such a big fuss hoặc why I have to feign amazement that the human body can reproduce. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The great thing about games on Steam is that they have a built in timer for how long I should play them. When they inevitably glitch and become unplayable messes, I know to di chuyển to a new game XD Later, Cuphead. Helloooo King of Fighters. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Someone told me that they without a doubt thought I was on anti depressants because of how happy I am all the time. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I had to call in sick today again. My mom went ahead and cooked breakfast on the ranch, then she was nice enough to bring some băm brown and scrambled eggs to my house and check up on me. She told me that she is proud of me for working so hard and for trying to be a good mother.
Wtf, she never does this for me đã đăng hơn một năm qua

When bạn can't see the forest hoặc the trees
For all the màu sắc of your dreams
Just turn to friends
Their help transcends to love, love, love, love, tình yêu đã đăng hơn một năm qua

"“Behold my talent! Listen to the thunderous applause! Here is the honor of the Imperium! Like a blooming flower... Opening! The Golden Theater!!"
"I shall offer this gift to a full moon... Dancing scatters the flowers, and cleaves open a star! Behold the supreme beauty... and praise it! Aestus Domus Aurea!!”" đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Well thanks to an epiphany. I have thêm reason why to believe my fictional character relating technique. It's pretty damn to use to avoid idiocy and other various of types of losers. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

TFW someone blocks bạn and then blames bạn for somehow not being omnipotent because I wasn't there when bạn really needed it and she didn't bother to try to talk to me. Despite the fact whenever she was bothered I went out of my way to do it.

People are idiotic man. đã đăng hơn một năm qua