Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Someone told me to share a bit about myself. So, I will. I like milk.. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

người hâm mộ me, I người hâm mộ you? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I do not handle sore throats very well. I whine and moan like a small child. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Patrick: *opens jar* Oh no, I broke it!! D: đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Beautiful games that deserve thêm attention. Personally, I think Okami is an even better story than FFX. Okamiden is the best 3DS game yet. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Grrr now the pictures are overlapping! I HATE overlapping Pictures!!!!FIX THIS MESS!!!

I Hate the new Blue Screen of Death look! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

"That's against the rules!" Reply: "but there are no rules..." đã đăng hơn một năm qua

awsome beef cut dager elaphent fat guter hellicopter igwanna jump Kiss lamp mississippy nuget ocean puke quote rum sunshine taffey uinicorn van wag x-ray yummy zileophone đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Tobuscus peeps anyone?? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Ahem. *Clears throat.* Why does everyone call me Shizu-chan? Calling me Shizuo is actually easier and it's my actual name.. *Shakes head.* đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I hate it when people pour my cereal.
They don't know the amount of sữa I like.
They don't know how much cereal I want.
They don't know me.
They don't know my life.
They don't know what I've been through. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

good grammar online is cool bad grammar online is cool shut the fuck up we're not nghề viết văn essays đã đăng hơn một năm qua

hoa hồng are red,
tình yêu is shit,
I hope everyone dies on the Apocalypse except me,
So I can stab a tree,
And I hate Rebecca Black,
Valentine's ngày is dumb,
I hate everything,
This is a poem,
Except it's not,
I don't fucking tình yêu you.

Goodbye ya BASTARDS! >.< đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Again with the printer ads on my thông tin các nhân page....O.O WTF????? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I just bought myself a nice little gift for Christmas!! :D Every year, I buy myself a few gifts and bọc them up, then write on the gift card:

"From: Me
To: Me, I tình yêu you! xox"

Then when I unwrap it, I tell myself (out loud):

"Oh my God! How did bạn know??? That's exactly what I wanted, thank bạn so much :D!!"

It freaks out my sister's boyfriend...

Anyone else does this hoặc am I the only one?? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment in life when bạn wanna post something on you're tường and bạn got nothing to say.....Oh wait, I just found something to say.

link
ಠ_ಠ here. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I am going to maurituis jippie đã đăng hơn một năm qua

iNyeh đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Thumbs Dow If U Agree

PROBLEM? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I freak out every time I see a post with bad grammar. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

xin chào guys get me some tình yêu plz đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man—living in the sky—who watches everything bạn do, every một phút of every day. And the invisible man has a special danh sách of ten things he does not want bạn to do...And if bạn do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send bạn to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I got into some kind of internet political argument recently and the guy was all like
"Look little girl, I am a well educated Danish....!"
Me: Hahaha~ What!?!
*thinks about it for a second*
Ohhh......*facepalm*
The nationality type of Danish,
..............not the pastry. :/ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Awesome question: "Is there a check the check engine light light?" đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Mother: "Hey, where is *Insert item name*?"

Me: "Ooh, that's a toughie. I'm not sure. I can look, but no promises."

Mother: "5 seconds."

Me: "Oh look! Here it is." đã đăng hơn một năm qua

"I am something no one wants to look at for long. They won't. I'll make sure of that." ~Edward Hyde đã đăng hơn một năm qua

who is the pancake fellow đã đăng hơn một năm qua

rip cry's internet đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Please vote for the Outmeal Breakfast đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I never open a door,
hoặc pull out a chair.
bạn can tell me how your ngày was
but I don't really care.
And if bạn ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave bạn my jacket.... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Wow this club is dead and the các câu hỏi are so fucking stupid!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when bạn wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.” đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My Sticks Dead, Good Luck Boys! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

*Eye twitches.*
I really hate violence.. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

WANTED: A warden for the Asylum. Must be: Cruel, merciless and tình yêu to torture all while being able to appear absolutely normal to the public.
First person to call it gets it.

link đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Will there be new dbz movie hoặc (Eps) đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I think my MDD is getting worse :( đã đăng hơn một năm qua

bạn know, i kind of hate my life. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The moment bạn know about Yaoi is moment your innocence is gone.

Forever.

DONT EVEN GET ME ATARTED ON SHIPPING- đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Why are all the club Getting slow no one post on like anime and dragon ball z and ngẫu nhiên (Lame) Get posting đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Now that the Twinkies are gone,
I feel really sorry for that guy from Zombieland.... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

In my dream I am the ngôi sao it is me đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Wtf, someone just told me Devil-worshiping atheist poisoned my mind, because i don't necessarily believe in god hoặc a god? Dafuq? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i keep hearing something hoặc someone in my backyard in the woods...and what/whoever it is keeps unclipping my dog from her leash out there. it's creepy because we would never see anything. no footprints hoặc w.e but she would still have her cổ áo on and the leash would be out straight. it happens almost all the time. another creepy thing about it is when it happens at night, my dog gives u eerie-ass looks when u go to clip her back on it again. it's freaky... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

link <<<<check this,cool site >.> đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Exactly 71 years ago, on December 1, 1 week before Pearl Harbor, Civil Air Patrol was formed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAP! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

AND THIS IS THE 16670th tường POST ON THE ngẫu nhiên CLUB! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

AND THAT COUNTRY IS CALLED PALESTINE! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Me: *Tired.*

Common Sense: "Go to bed, bạn dolt!"

Pride: "NO! Don't let it beat you! Drink this soda! The caffeine will keep bạn going!" đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My math teacher is trying to talk cool. He's saying stuff like "swag" and "yolo".
My classmates think it's weird......I think it's hilarious! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Wtf random... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Go back to the phòng bếp, nhà bếp and make me a sandwich. Bl đã đăng hơn một năm qua

One day,I'm going to shave my hair off. :) đã đăng hơn một năm qua

PTERODACTYL SH*T!!!!!

LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại im high on pizza, bánh pizza đã đăng hơn một năm qua

tham gia the Outasight club? link đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Get Up lazybones! It's time to do the fUnny bone dance! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Does anyone know the whereabouts of....Izaya..Orihara? *Growls.* đã đăng hơn một năm qua

beat your saddness with smile!
please don't give up
your smile is needed to light up the universe. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

How does a rượu martini, martini sound? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

21 thêm Days To Wait The END OF THE WORLD! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

How art thou tonight all ye good sirs and madames? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

*sigh* The world just sucks. If I ever become rich one day, I'm not going to be like most of the other rich people. I'll actually put my money to use and try to help the world. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment when bạn find the ultimate position. Where you're so dang comfy that it's like you're high. But then you're nose starts to itch..... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

link

My new Contest!
Please join! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

bạn FOOL! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Enjoy Friday. tình yêu Saturday. Damn Sunday. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Can someone tham gia my club kingdom under ngọn lửa, chữa cháy đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Popcorn
Pepsi
What appears to be a Robin Williams marathon.

.....I'm set. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Jump! Jump! Jump around! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I think I'm starting to fall in tình yêu with Pushing Daisies... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

ceremonial torchlight Yaoi festivals đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Obesity annually kills about 30,000 people.
Airplanes kill about 1,200 people annually.
Texting kills about 6,000 people annually.
Bathtubs kill about 340 people annually.
Sharks only kill about 5 people annually.
So why is it that sharks have such a bad reputation as "man-eaters?" đã đăng hơn một năm qua

idiots and bitches at school made me have a mindfuck moment today... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment in life when bạn think about all the stuff bạn wanna buy and bạn can't buy it at the time, and then when the ngày bạn can go shopping comes bạn have no idea on what to buy. This frustrates me ಠ_ಠ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

So today in class we were using hot glue súng and I burned my finger really bad. After class they đã đưa ý kiến I could go to the nurse. I went down to the office and this lady said,
"Oh we don't have a nurse would bạn like some ice?"
"Yes please."
She leaves the room and comes back, "We don't have any ice, sorry," She opens the door tiếp theo to me. "Have a nice day!"

Me in my mind, "WTF kind of school is this!"

And now my finger still burns.... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I sleep when I'm tired, I feed when I'm hungry, I kill when I am ever in the mood -Lara Bloodmouth đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Mom- *washing dishes*
Me- *has dirty spoon, put it on hàng đầu, đầu trang of dish pile in sink*
Mom-*freaks* THAT'S MY CLEAN DISHES!!! WEREN'T bạn WATCHING ME??!!!
Me- (WTF, brain?)
Mom- DO IT IT AGAIN And I'LL cái tát, đánh đập, smack YOU!!!
Me-(Not the Maka chop!!!) SORRY!!!!
Mom-Your fate shall be worse then death! *glowers*
Me-(Worse than Lord Death? hoặc Death the Kid? This isn't symmetrical!!!!) *retreats to laptop* đã đăng hơn một năm qua

euh somebody here đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Some completly epic person put a piece of paper on the tường in the hall that đã đưa ý kiến 'The chamber of secrets has been opened'. My faith in humanity has been restored. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

MUFFINS. 9_6 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

What color is a mirror.
Give your answer below in a comment.
I honestly don't know, I just wanna see what bạn guys think. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I like socks.
Socks are good. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I got kidnapped bởi Slendermen today (apparently Slenderman has clones) but they just kidnapped me because they wanted to hang out. C: đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Ya can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! oh and we could use thêm people.... link đã đăng hơn một năm qua

"And at that moment i swear we were infinite."
I tình yêu this quote đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Reaching, for something in the distance
So close bạn can almost taste it.....
Feel the rain on your your skin,
No one else can feel it for you,
No one else,
No one else can speak the words on your lips.....
Life your life with eyes wide open
Today is
Where your book begins,
And the rest is still unwritten <3 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

˝Why do bạn smile like bạn have told a secret?
Now you're telling lies, cause you're the one to keep it,
but no one keeps a secret.
No one keeps a secret.
Why when we do our darkest deeds do we tell?
They burn and our brains become a living hell,
cause everybody tells...

...Everybody tells.˝ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I have a feeling our generation will be the weirdest grandparents ever. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

well i didn't meet Keith, BUTTT i still had a great time. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

-Gives everyone free ice cream- ^.^ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại im so ngẫu nhiên XDDD do bạn like waffles!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

A boy once asked his mom where baby's come from on iMessage. The mother replied:👩+👨=💑+💏+👗+👠+👕+👖+👙+👉👌+👉👌+👉👌+👉💦👌+👶=👪

Who else gets it? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The Hobbit comes out on my birthday....

....best fucking birthday present ever~ ♥ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Let's start a Riot chó cái, bitch XD đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

You're only there until bạn aren't. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

There's a picture of a guy that looks EXACTLY like the Doctor in my Algebra 1 textbook.
Win. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage!
Then comes blame,
Then comes despair,
Two hearts broken beyond repair.
Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree,
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

link đã đăng hơn một năm qua