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1. Pretend that your bàn is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask bạn to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a ngẫu nhiên năm and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do bạn think ?

When bạn break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses bạn - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want bạn to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants bạn to read it ]
When she walks away from bạn mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes bạn hoặc hit's bạn - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at bạn - [ Kiss her and tell her bạn tình yêu her ]
When she ignore's bạn - [ Give her your...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. bạn have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin

Even if happiness forgets bạn a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert

If bạn want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is never stopping to think if bạn are. ~Palmer Sondreal

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton

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1)Devise a secret code with your Những người bạn then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask các câu hỏi so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s các câu hỏi in slow motion 2)Answer các câu hỏi only with one word
3)Scream ngẫu nhiên words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” hoặc “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer các câu hỏi in a different language
13)Fake spasms
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what bạn think."

7. Claim that bạn must always wear a bicycle mũ bảo hiểm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if bạn talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Những người bạn with other guys.

But when you're sitting tiếp theo to us, and some ngẫu nhiên guy walks into the room
 and bạn jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if bạn sit there and talk to him for ten phút without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one ngày this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one ngày on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the bàn of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one ngày even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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posted by Canada24
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist bạn have to believe every quote Hawking ever đã đưa ý kiến ever. Other wise God is real.

Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

Josh: it was đã đưa ý kiến that...
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Source: Pinterst finds
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Source: Pinterst finds
((This is a highly requested bài viết of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope bạn enjoy and take some important things away from this.))


Birds, we all tình yêu them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny video of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets...
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Ten doesn't quite cut it for me; so here are five thêm places that would be lovely to visit.


Greece is another country I discovered bởi searching up its beaches. Greece is trang chủ to a màu hồng, hồng sand bờ biển, bãi biển and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued bởi the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.

If bạn don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of fantaisie novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.

Perhaps bạn are...
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