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posted by Bluekait
1. Do bạn sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know bạn like guys yet?
3. Are bạn a girly girl?
4. Small hoặc large purses?
5. Are bạn short?
6. Do bạn like somebody?
7. Do bạn care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do bạn like Halloween?
9. Are bạn double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place bạn have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do bạn call anybody bởi their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach bạn exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to di chuyển house.

If your friend gets bitten bởi a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better an toàn, két an toàn than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. hoặc (._.) indecisive
:-) hoặc =] hoặc :) hoặc =) hoặc :] hoặc :^) hoặc :D hoặc :^D Smile hoặc happy
:-L hoặc =L hoặc o¬o Drool hoặc Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( hoặc =( hoặc D: hoặc D= Frown hoặc Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP hoặc XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD hoặc XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S hoặc :s hoặc =S hoặc =s confused
:Þ hoặc :þ hoặc =b hoặc =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ hoặc : hoặc =/ hoặc = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, hoặc a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is thêm of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most đắng, cay đắng of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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What Color Of Socks Are bạn Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
màu hồng, hồng = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are bạn Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict

What Is Your Natural...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Yup. tiêu đề says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The Mất tích my pants.
The Sum of all my pants.
Green Eggs and my pants.
Fairy School my pants.
Washington's my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy my pants.
Lock and my pants. my pants.
Citizen my pants.
Joy of my pants.
Emotional my pants.
Good to my pants.
Twenty my pants. my pants.
Cross My tim, trái tim and Hope to my pants.
I'd Tell bạn I tình yêu You, but then I'd Have to Kill my pants.
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Nhật Bản is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by Juilet1234
They warm your hands, protect bạn from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life bạn wore heavy mittens. If bạn dial a phone, try to use a remote control, hoặc try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much thêm difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much thêm difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything bạn see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a ngẫu nhiên song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are thêm people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even đã đưa ý kiến shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do bạn want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take bạn out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call bạn sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give bạn a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why bạn are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are bạn going through now?

"I tình yêu you, too." = Okay, I đã đưa ý kiến it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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