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1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your trang chủ without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress hoặc Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend hoặc boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...
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posted by Bubblekat
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1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar bạn grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something hoặc someone

3. Go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ngẫu nhiên noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a đài phun nước run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to bạn in public about the...
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posted by stickymonkey
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 phút stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a tình yêu scene, reach over in front of bạn and cover a ngẫu nhiên person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your ghế, chỗ ngồi and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person tiếp theo to bạn and say, “you never know”....
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posted by milorox18
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Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their yêu thích cologne (which happens to be the one that bạn bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at bạn and bạn want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they Kiss away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they hiển thị off around their friends, even though bạn both know that bạn would tình yêu them even...
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I tình yêu GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to bạn say, "Why don't bạn speak thêm clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask bạn say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing áo sơ mi sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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 Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and bạn don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask bạn a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what bạn đã đưa ý kiến right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. bạn should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were bạn talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS hoặc If bạn find a áo sơ mi store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the thực phẩm court and go to a fast thực phẩm place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a bàn hát elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as bạn can "I tình yêu THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT ngày AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until bạn see an old lady/guy...
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posted by sakurahanazono
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and bạn have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
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added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: Google
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog thực phẩm is a beautiful thing to watch when bạn are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when bạn sleeeeeep.

13. Bye đã đưa ý kiến Santa while eating Blitzen.
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation bởi saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall hoặc any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way bạn laugh as bạn wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt hoặc Uncle. If bạn dare, hug them.
5. While passing a ngẫu nhiên stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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posted by invadercalliope
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I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one bạn love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say bạn tình yêu me unless bạn really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like bạn could Kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand bởi your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to bạn on everything I am,
And I dedicate to bạn all that I have,
And I promise bạn that I will stand right bởi your side,
Forever and always, until the ngày I die.

I’m not crying over what bạn said;
It’s what bạn didn’t say that...
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped bởi terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds lấy trộm, đánh cắp it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket lấy trộm, đánh cắp it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
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I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall tường and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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