Alexandra Burke Feat. Flo Rida - Bad Boys

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall tường and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

The List

1. Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can bạn fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, “I’m...

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last năm met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a nhà chọc trời it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued bởi the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most được ưa chuộng domestic trip activity bởi American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to tìm kiếm the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh bạn just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if bạn can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place bạn look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would bạn keep...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can bạn tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The cần điều khiển, phím điều khiển is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her thêm attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do bạn say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are bạn boys all in the same band?
A3: Do bạn guys all play for the Green vịnh, bay Packers?

Q: How do bạn make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

WARNING:The following bài viết contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One ngày at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a năm ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well bạn don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James bạn creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou van je!

16. English -- I tình yêu you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the tiếp theo thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just đã đưa ý kiến that, I unlock the same apartment building...