Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did bạn get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A chim cánh cụt rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an con voi she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A trái chuối, chuối is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A con vịt, vịt walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve thực phẩm here."
A little later the con vịt, vịt goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve thực phẩm here."
A little later after that, the con vịt, vịt goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell bạn for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any thực phẩm here. Now if bạn come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The con vịt, vịt goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do bạn have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", các câu trả lời the duck. "How about a piece of bánh mỳ, bánh mì then?"!!!
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did bạn get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A chim cánh cụt rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an con voi she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A trái chuối, chuối is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A con vịt, vịt walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve thực phẩm here."
A little later the con vịt, vịt goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve thực phẩm here."
A little later after that, the con vịt, vịt goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell bạn for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any thực phẩm here. Now if bạn come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The con vịt, vịt goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do bạn have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", các câu trả lời the duck. "How about a piece of bánh mỳ, bánh mì then?"!!!
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? bạn know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let bạn go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are bạn enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling bạn how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? bạn know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let bạn go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are bạn enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling bạn how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End