tình yêu and Marriage:
"If falling in tình yêu is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
"Love is like an avalanche where bạn have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an Mũi tên xanh hoặc something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how bạn smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a một giây date." -- Mike, 10
"I'm in favor of tình yêu as long as it doesn't happen when Khủng long is on television." -- Jill, age 6
"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"One of bạn should know how to write a check. Because, even if bạn have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take bạn for a whole life, hoặc at least until we have kids and get divorced.'" -- Anita, 9
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10
"Most men are brainless, so bạn might have to try thêm than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10
"[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10
"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9
"Love will find you, even if bạn are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8
Kissing:
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"You should never Kiss a girl unless bạn have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have video of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10
"Never Kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -- Kally, age 9
"You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." -- Doug, age 7
"If it's your mother, bạn can Kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, bạn have to ask permission." -- Roger, age 6
"It's never okay to Kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." -- Tammy, age 10
"I know one reason kissing was created. It makes bạn feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat hoặc fireplaces hoặc even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8
"The law says bạn have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -- Curt, age 7
"The rules goes like this: if bạn Kiss someone, then bạn should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8
(on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!" -- Boy, age 6
Beauty:
"If bạn want to be loved bởi somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." -- Anita, age 8
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich bạn are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9
"It isn't always how bạn look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -- Brian, age 7
How People In tình yêu Act:
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their thực phẩm will get cold. Other people care thêm about the food." -- Brad, age 8
"They act mooshy. Like cún yêu, con chó con dogs, except cún yêu, con chó con chó don't wag their tails nearly as much." -- Arnold, age 10
"All of a sudden, the people get phim chiếu rạp fever so they can sit together in the dark." -- Sherm, age 8
"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out hoặc they just broke up." -- Sarah, age 9
"It's tình yêu if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are -- on fire." -- Christine, age 9
"See if the man picks up the check. That's how bạn can tell if he's in love." -- John, age 9
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love." -- Craig, age 9
What Mom and Dad Have In Common:
"Both don't want no thêm kids." -- Lori, age 8
How To Tell If Two People Are Married:
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." -- Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." -- Derrick, age 8
Deciding Who To Marry:
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if bạn like sports, she should like it that bạn like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -- Allan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and bạn get to find out later who you're stuck with." -- Kirsten, age 10
Strategies For Making People Fall In tình yêu With You:
"Tell them that bạn own a whole bunch of kẹo stores." -- Del, age 6
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." -- Camille, age 9
"Yell out that bạn tình yêu them at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." -- Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. bạn might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -- Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9
The Best Age To Get Married:
"Twenty three is the best age because bạn know the person forever bởi then." -- Cam, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. bạn got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6
Good Lời khuyên About Love:
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -- Dick, age 7
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if bạn listen long enough." -- Lynnette, age 8
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -- Ricky, age 7
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
"Sensitivity don't hurt." -- Robbie, age 8
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that bạn never take out the trash." -- Erin, age 8
"Don't say bạn tình yêu somebody and then change your mind. tình yêu isn't like picking what movie bạn want to watch." -- Natalie, age 9
What To Do When a First ngày Turns Sour:
"I'd run trang chủ and play dead. The tiếp theo ngày I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -- Craig, age 9
What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I tình yêu You":
"The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do tình yêu him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.'" -- Michelle, age 9
"Some những người đang yêu might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and đã đưa ý kiến it, and now they can go eat." -- Dick, age 7
Why People In tình yêu Often Hold Hands:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." -- Gavin, age 8
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." -- John, age 9
Titles of tình yêu Ballads bạn Can Sing To Your Loved One:
"'I tình yêu Hamburgers, I Like You!'" -- Eddie, age 6
"'You Are My Darling Even Though bạn Also Know My Sister.'" -- Larry, age 8
"'I Am In tình yêu With bạn Most of the Time, But Don't Bother Me When I'm With My Friends.'" -- Bob, age 9
"'How Do I tình yêu Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" -- Arnold, age 10
"'Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo On My Mind.'" -- Sharon, age 9
"'Hey, Baby, I Don't Like Girls, But I'm Willing To Forget bạn Are One!'" -- Will, age 7
"If falling in tình yêu is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
"Love is like an avalanche where bạn have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an Mũi tên xanh hoặc something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how bạn smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a một giây date." -- Mike, 10
"I'm in favor of tình yêu as long as it doesn't happen when Khủng long is on television." -- Jill, age 6
"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"One of bạn should know how to write a check. Because, even if bạn have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take bạn for a whole life, hoặc at least until we have kids and get divorced.'" -- Anita, 9
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10
"Most men are brainless, so bạn might have to try thêm than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10
"[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10
"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9
"Love will find you, even if bạn are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8
Kissing:
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"You should never Kiss a girl unless bạn have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have video of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10
"Never Kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -- Kally, age 9
"You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." -- Doug, age 7
"If it's your mother, bạn can Kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, bạn have to ask permission." -- Roger, age 6
"It's never okay to Kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." -- Tammy, age 10
"I know one reason kissing was created. It makes bạn feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat hoặc fireplaces hoặc even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8
"The law says bạn have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -- Curt, age 7
"The rules goes like this: if bạn Kiss someone, then bạn should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8
(on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!" -- Boy, age 6
Beauty:
"If bạn want to be loved bởi somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." -- Anita, age 8
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich bạn are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9
"It isn't always how bạn look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -- Brian, age 7
How People In tình yêu Act:
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their thực phẩm will get cold. Other people care thêm about the food." -- Brad, age 8
"They act mooshy. Like cún yêu, con chó con dogs, except cún yêu, con chó con chó don't wag their tails nearly as much." -- Arnold, age 10
"All of a sudden, the people get phim chiếu rạp fever so they can sit together in the dark." -- Sherm, age 8
"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out hoặc they just broke up." -- Sarah, age 9
"It's tình yêu if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are -- on fire." -- Christine, age 9
"See if the man picks up the check. That's how bạn can tell if he's in love." -- John, age 9
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love." -- Craig, age 9
What Mom and Dad Have In Common:
"Both don't want no thêm kids." -- Lori, age 8
How To Tell If Two People Are Married:
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." -- Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." -- Derrick, age 8
Deciding Who To Marry:
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if bạn like sports, she should like it that bạn like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -- Allan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and bạn get to find out later who you're stuck with." -- Kirsten, age 10
Strategies For Making People Fall In tình yêu With You:
"Tell them that bạn own a whole bunch of kẹo stores." -- Del, age 6
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." -- Camille, age 9
"Yell out that bạn tình yêu them at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." -- Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. bạn might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -- Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9
The Best Age To Get Married:
"Twenty three is the best age because bạn know the person forever bởi then." -- Cam, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. bạn got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6
Good Lời khuyên About Love:
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -- Dick, age 7
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if bạn listen long enough." -- Lynnette, age 8
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -- Ricky, age 7
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
"Sensitivity don't hurt." -- Robbie, age 8
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that bạn never take out the trash." -- Erin, age 8
"Don't say bạn tình yêu somebody and then change your mind. tình yêu isn't like picking what movie bạn want to watch." -- Natalie, age 9
What To Do When a First ngày Turns Sour:
"I'd run trang chủ and play dead. The tiếp theo ngày I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -- Craig, age 9
What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I tình yêu You":
"The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do tình yêu him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.'" -- Michelle, age 9
"Some những người đang yêu might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and đã đưa ý kiến it, and now they can go eat." -- Dick, age 7
Why People In tình yêu Often Hold Hands:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." -- Gavin, age 8
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." -- John, age 9
Titles of tình yêu Ballads bạn Can Sing To Your Loved One:
"'I tình yêu Hamburgers, I Like You!'" -- Eddie, age 6
"'You Are My Darling Even Though bạn Also Know My Sister.'" -- Larry, age 8
"'I Am In tình yêu With bạn Most of the Time, But Don't Bother Me When I'm With My Friends.'" -- Bob, age 9
"'How Do I tình yêu Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" -- Arnold, age 10
"'Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo On My Mind.'" -- Sharon, age 9
"'Hey, Baby, I Don't Like Girls, But I'm Willing To Forget bạn Are One!'" -- Will, age 7
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me cá all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast bạn need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and bạn will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and bạn will get a tail but bạn do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also bạn will get powers when bạn do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on bạn but the spell the got put on bạn will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me cá all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast bạn need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and bạn will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and bạn will get a tail but bạn do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also bạn will get powers when bạn do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on bạn but the spell the got put on bạn will end in the mornings.